Topic: Laugh At Everton HERE...

[Andy @ Allerton]

Their new one is ' Klanfield ' now by the looks of it. Must of taken them weeks to come up with that. They don't care what we say though, I mean, what to fuck do they care?

Been other fans saying Klanfield and KKK (For Kenny) and that apparantly every single Liverpool fan is a racist regardless of their gender, race, culture or creed.

Marvellous. You wonder how these people operate their front door in the mornings.

[Red Beret]

They're all gutted 'cause they were hoping Adidas really did give us the boot before realising we've known about the deal for the best part of a year. 

[Siannn.]

[Red Beret]

 

[Mad Max]

How much do they get from Le Coq Sportif?

[.Mike]

How much do they get from Le Coq Sportif?

3mil 

[JayH93]

Their new one is ' Klanfield ' now by the looks of it. Must of taken them weeks to come up with that. They don't care what we say though, I mean, what to fuck do they care?

Slightly less embarrasing than 'Anfield', I mean fucking hell, what a shite shout hahaha.

[Effes]

Can't believe one of them has this in his sig:

"I feel that I am achieving a lot at Everton. It's unfortunate that I haven't won them big awards. But who knows? Maybe one day. But beating Liverpool is like winning an FA Cup. Once you've played for Everton and know what it is to be a Blue, then you know what it means to beat Liverpool. Tim Cahill 2.4.2009"

How can you be proud of that - it's ultimate small-time

[exiledintheusa]

Can't believe one of them has this in his sig:

"I feel that I am achieving a lot at Everton. It's unfortunate that I haven't won them big awards. But who knows? Maybe one day. But beating Liverpool is like winning an FA Cup. Once you've played for Everton and know what it is to be a Blue, then you know what it means to beat Liverpool. Tim Cahill 2.4.2009"

How can you be proud of that - it's ultimate small-time

It's their overall goal each season, finish in the bottom half and try, try, try to beat Liverpool.  Hence why they bring out a DVD once every three years when they do finally win a game against us. Small time shit-houses.

[Hazell]

Can't believe one of them has this in his sig:

"I feel that I am achieving a lot at Everton. It's unfortunate that I haven't won them big awards. But who knows? Maybe one day. But beating Liverpool is like winning an FA Cup. Once you've played for Everton and know what it is to be a Blue, then you know what it means to beat Liverpool. Tim Cahill 2.4.2009"

How can you be proud of that - it's ultimate small-time

Come on, that's utopia for them.

[sinnermichael]

haha 500 pages! the club that just keeps on giving!

[Torpedo Tommy]

Their new one is ' Klanfield ' now by the looks of it. Must of taken them weeks to come up with that. They don't care what we say though, I mean, what to fuck do they care?

How fucking hypocritical - Listen to Mork calling Orson!

Digger nothing to say on that?

[CHOPPER]

Can't believe one of them has this in his sig:

"I feel that I am achieving a lot at Everton. It's unfortunate that I haven't won them big awards. But who knows? Maybe one day. But beating Liverpool is like winning an FA Cup. Once you've played for Everton and know what it is to be a Blue, then you know what it means to beat Liverpool. Tim Cahill 2.4.2009"

How can you be proud of that - it's ultimate small-time

I'm lost for words. Fuck the rest of it, that bit is gold.

[Mouth]

Can't believe one of them has this in his sig:

"I feel that I am achieving a lot at Everton. It's unfortunate that I haven't won them big awards. But who knows? Maybe one day. But beating Liverpool is like winning an FA Cup. Once you've played for Everton and know what it is to be a Blue, then you know what it means to beat Liverpool. Tim Cahill 2.4.2009"

How can you be proud of that - it's ultimate small-time

Have to ask, how long has he been there, how many derbys has he played in and how many have they won when he did?

[Laughter is the best medicine...]

Have to ask, how long has he been there, how many derbys has he played in and how many have they won when he did?

they've won 4 i think since he's been there and he joined about 8 years ago, so something like 4 out of 19 matches

[revelationx]

Yeah, like Tim Cahill knows what it is like to win the FA Cup!

For an attacking midfielder, who has often been deployed as the front-man, Cahill is on a terrible goal-drought. He has not scored for 13 months! Arteta has a good chance of  finishing above Cahill in the Everton scoring charts for this season! 

[phonic]

Can't believe one of them has this in his sig:

"I feel that I am achieving a lot at Everton. It's unfortunate that I haven't won them big awards. But who knows? Maybe one day. But beating Liverpool is like winning an FA Cup. Once you've played for Everton and know what it is to be a Blue, then you know what it means to beat Liverpool. Tim Cahill 2.4.2009"

How can you be proud of that - it's ultimate small-time

The reason that club will never move forward is because of attitudes like that. Their whole existance is based around beating us, not everyone else, just us.

Sad little club.

Edit: It is fucking funny mind.

[Immoral King Brian Blessed]

They're loving it.

That thread is great. I enjoyed reading their kitbag deal, aswell. What a disaster that is.

[Laughter is the best medicine...]

"As I've said many times before, no matter how much money they get, how many trophies they win, they still have to deal with being Liverpool fans. And we know what that means."

"Yeah, £25M per year for a mid-table English club with zero chance of a CL berth for the forseeable."

"The kit and sponsorship deals we signed were a complete joke, at a point when our stock was high and we pulled our pants down and let Chang and Kitbag shaft us hard, then we had to listen to that suntanned bike riding joker telling us how good it was and how much money Moyes would have to spend, topped by the firesale of every player worth a carrot.

At least we aint Racist Nazi scum tho, small things and all that. "

"That 25 mill could turn out to be Dollars, and then 25 the max for which they have to be European Champions, in reality not qualifying for europe would get them about 5 mill in quid, which is feck all in comparison to what Warrior/ New Balance rake in sales"

"Yes, circa £17M sounds about right. A club outside the elite woild be lucky to get that per annum, though I suppose their history (getting more ancient with each year now) and peripheral support just about demands it.

There's some scam going on with this. Probably one of the scenarios you pointed out above. There's defo no commercial basis for a company to throw record sponsorship money at that lot...that's just politics. "

"They can have their "big club" label and legions of hangers on and sycophantic plastics who think Carroll is world class. We're Everton FFS."

hahaha, gang of bad bad meffs over there

[Hazell]

"We're Everton FFS."

How right he is.

[Mouth]

they've won 4 i think since he's been there and he joined about 8 years ago, so something like 4 out of 19 matches

Now thats an acheivement!

God you have got to wonder what other footballers think when they read shite like that, particularly the likes of Gerrard & Carra who have won just about every bit of silverware there is, if we think its pathetic what must a European Cup winner think of it.

[4pool]

Someone should post FSG wanted to buy Everton with out kit sponsor shirt money and use them as a feeder club. We were going to send our U21's there. But had to pull out of the deal because Premier Leagues forbid it.

[JayH93]

hahaha, gang of bad bad meffs over there

[Terry De Niro]

For an attacking midfielder, who has often been deployed as the front-man, Cahill is on a terrible goal-drought. He has not scored for 13 months! Arteta has a good chance of  finishing above Cahill in the Everton scoring charts for this season! 

Tim Howard has also got a good chance of finishing above Cahill this season..

[weebroalan]

Beating Liverpool is like winning the FA Cup

Fuck my life

[Broken Accidental Stars]

It's their overall goal each season, finish in the bottom half and try, try, try to beat Liverpool.  Hence why they bring out a DVD once every three years when they do finally win a game against us. Small time shit-houses.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everton-Liverpool-DVD/dp/B000JVT038

[weebroalan]

[redforlife]

Beating Liverpool is like winning the FA Cup

Fuck my life

So the small club mentality isn't just limited to the fans then.

[rafathegaffa83]

Pretty sure they've been putting out a Conference-quality side in the Premier League for years

Everton's David Moyes admits bid to field reserve team in Conference

• Everton manager sought non-league place for second string
• Conference football 'would have been better' for players

    Andy Hunter
    guardian.co.uk, Friday 20 January 2012 16.32 GMT

David Moyes has revealed he once applied to register an Everton reserve team to play in the Conference in an attempt to enhance the development of the club's young players.

The Chelsea manager, André Villas-Boas, restarted the debate over producing more homegrown talent this week when claiming England should follow Spain's example of allowing top-flight clubs to field second teams in the lower leagues. That avenue, Moyes admitted on Friday, was explored by Everton several years ago but was deemed a non-starter following discussions with the Football Association.

Moyes said: "Four or five years ago I tried to put an Everton reserve team into the Conference because it would have been better football for them. My plan was to use Widnes's stadium as the home ground and that when Everton were playing away the B team would have played in the Conference there. I thought the games would have been better, more competitive and more realistic for the players. But we would have had to have gone into division nine of the North-west Outer Counties League or whatever you want to call it and it would have taken 10 or 11 years to get through."

The Everton manager believes the Conference would have benefited from increased crowds and that to field a second team any higher would be "unfair" and against the tradition of the game in this country. His motivation was to move young players into a routine that mirrored that of the first team, rather than the current schedule of midweek reserve fixtures.

"Because the games would tend to be on a Saturday or a Sunday the young players would be able to follow the same programme as the senior ones. The training week is similar and the players can do similar work," Moyes explained. "When your reserve games are Tuesday or Wednesday night it makes it difficult to follow programmes and your weekends become difficult because the younger players may have to come with the first team but not play. Before you know it you have young boys missing training sessions and, first and foremost, we have to make sure their development is right."

Moyes is considering a deal for the United States international Edson Buddle after the striker, who currently plays for Ingolstadt in the German second division, spent this week on trial at Everton. "We will talk about it over the weekend," added the Everton manager. "I would like to add if I can. We are certainly short at centre-half right now and I have always said that if we can get a centre-forward in then that would be great."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/jan/20/everton-david-moyes-reserve-conference

[rick287]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everton-Liverpool-DVD/dp/B000JVT038

Sounds brilliant from the one review on Amazon:

When we beat the RS A MUST FOR ALL BLUES FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm ashamed that I can't whip up the same enthusiasm for all the derby victory DVDs Liverpool put out; sad to say I only own one football DVD, a little known title called 'The Road to Istanbul'.

If you're reading, 'BLUES FANS', it's a DVD of the local derby we have with Europe. We're so small time, we put out a DVD every time we beat the buggers.

[rick287]

Pretty sure they've been putting out a Conference-quality side in the Premier League for years

Moyes said: "Four or five years ago I tried to put an Everton reserve team into the Conference because it would have been better football for them.

I remember Rafa getting pilloried in the press, and by various league chairmen, for daring to suggest similar... oh, about four or five years ago.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/6471413.stm

Funny, I don't recall Moyes coming out in support at the time.

[Mouth]

I see Moyes already has his excuses worked out for when they are relegated 'I meant to do it, to make us play better'

[Wish Matrix]

500 pages of laughs. May it last for another 500 pages

[cox3100]

We're Everton FFS."

FFS=Forever Fucking Shite

[redforlife]

I remember Rafa getting pilloried in the press, and by various league chairmen, for daring to suggest similar... oh, about four or five years ago.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/6471413.stm

Funny, I don't recall Moyes coming out in support at the time.

Exactly, first thing I said when I heard this

[It's Jimmy Corkhill]

Sounds brilliant from the one review on Amazon:

When we beat the RS A MUST FOR ALL BLUES FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm ashamed that I can't whip up the same enthusiasm for all the derby victory DVDs Liverpool put out; sad to say I only own one football DVD, a little known title called 'The Road to Istanbul'.

If you're reading, 'BLUES FANS', it's a DVD of the local derby we have with Europe. We're so small time, we put out a DVD every time we beat the buggers.

Nice to see Elvis following the shite, according to the review. Seems pretty insane, what with all the exclamation marks and all.

Probably constipated.

[zimmie'5555]

Been other fans saying Klanfield and KKK (For Kenny) and that apparantly every single Liverpool fan is a racist regardless of their gender, race, culture or creed.

Marvellous. You wonder how these people operate their front door in the mornings.

I think a lot of it from them is payback for them being branded a racist club in the late 80s/early 90s.

[Mr Rossi]

They're loving it.

Love this line. As if we're meant to be ashamed or something.

"But yeah who cares what they get. As I've said many times before, no matter how much money they get, how many trophies they win, they still have to deal with being Liverpool fans. And we know what that means. "

[Jonathan Hall ☆☆☆☆☆]

Yep we all know what it means. Not being a fucking blue for a start.

[Terry De Niro]

Tim Howard has also got a good chance of finishing above Cahill this season..