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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #12600 on: February 14, 2011, 01:44:31 PM »
Their Wages are going up and up - they've extended key players contracts and bumped their wages through the roof.
"Key players" such as Victor Anichebe?
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #12601 on: February 14, 2011, 01:52:54 PM »
A bitter in work reckons their ground wont meet the various criteria in a few years and if that's the case then they're fucked. Happy days!
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #12602 on: February 14, 2011, 01:58:39 PM »
yea, like they have to worry about if its just for European football.  Poor fuckers.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #12603 on: February 14, 2011, 03:38:31 PM »

They either need to sell shares in the club to investors, sell the club to someone who has money to spend or they have to raise cash the old fashion way; sell players, increase ticket prices/season ticket prices, improve their marketing and hospitality business, increase the number of supporters they have and also find a way to cut down on costs and to introduce cheaper players of  the same quality as the current first eleven.

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« Reply #12604 on: February 14, 2011, 04:27:54 PM »
And Yobo is out on loan too! Madness.

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« Reply #12605 on: February 14, 2011, 04:31:30 PM »
And Yobo is out on loan too! Madness.

What, that someone was mad enough to take him?

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« Reply #12606 on: February 14, 2011, 04:53:44 PM »
What, that someone was mad enough to take him?

Least Yobo would looking interested in playing. Hetinga doesn't give two fucks since he got back from World Cup.

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« Reply #12607 on: February 14, 2011, 05:01:29 PM »
The interesting thing for Everton is that their fans will accept a hell of a lot.

I have started a thread on the main board about constant employment of failures. WHat Everton have to have credit for is backing David Moyes, and giving him a chance.

Wonder if they would go for that Irvine or look at a different approach.

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« Reply #12608 on: February 14, 2011, 05:03:08 PM »
The interesting thing for Everton is that their fans will accept a hell of a lot.

I have started a thread on the main board about constant employment of failures. WHat Everton have to have credit for is backing David Moyes, and giving him a chance.

Wonder if they would go for that Irvine or look at a different approach.

I know loads of Evertonians that hate Moyes and wanted him sacked 3 years ago.
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« Reply #12609 on: February 14, 2011, 05:04:44 PM »
Least Yobo would looking interested in playing. Hetinga doesn't give two fucks since he got back from World Cup.
Would you?

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The world cup, sun, sea, sex... then, Everton!
The world cup, getting to the final... then, Everton!

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« Reply #12610 on: February 14, 2011, 05:08:07 PM »
Would you?

The world cup, the worlds best players... then, Everton!
The world cup, sun, sea, sex... then, Everton!
The world cup, getting to the final... then, Everton!

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« Reply #12611 on: February 14, 2011, 05:08:15 PM »
I know loads of Evertonians that hate Moyes and wanted him sacked 3 years ago.

Yeah, but then they win the world cup final, known to us as the derby, and he is a hero again.

What is weird is a few years back they were above us in the league and challenging for Europe consistently, like Villa. Now they are a run of the mill average side that could be relegated....gone back quite a bit while others have moved on

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« Reply #12612 on: February 14, 2011, 05:15:32 PM »
What is weird is a few years back they were above us in the league and challenging for Europe consistently, like Villa. Now they are a run of the mill average side that could be relegated....gone back quite a bit while others have moved on

In fairness to them, they haven't had anything like the level of investment that the teams around them have had. Sunderland, Spurs, Villa, City have all spent big money over the last few years, Everton haven't.

The same can be said for us, hence our demise over the past 20 months.

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« Reply #12613 on: February 14, 2011, 05:17:36 PM »
In fairness to them, they haven't had anything like the level of investment that the teams around them have had. Sunderland, Spurs, Villa, City have all spent big money over the last few years, Everton haven't.

The same can be said for us, hence our demise over the past 20 months.

Yes, but for us we now have the chance to move back, though i think we are a while off yet. They currently dont, and have moved backwards. Rafa did quite well as sustaining us, especially when you compare with Roy.

If Moyes is sustaining them now and they get a roy type character in?

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« Reply #12614 on: February 14, 2011, 05:24:17 PM »

If Moyes is sustaining them now and they get a roy type character in?

I dread to think what would happen. :D

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« Reply #12615 on: February 14, 2011, 06:43:51 PM »
Almost as if we lost the derbies on purpose to maintain the humour that is Gollum

They can't sack him, just wouldn't be the weekend without seeing him explode over another top performance

What is called for is dignity. We need to set an example.
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« Reply #12616 on: February 14, 2011, 07:12:25 PM »
Bitter mate is convinced their going down.

I'll enjoy watching him squirm

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« Reply #12617 on: February 14, 2011, 07:18:21 PM »
You know its bad when you're actually starting to feel sorry for them. Moyes will go, matter of time.
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« Reply #12618 on: February 14, 2011, 07:21:59 PM »
They won't go down simply because there's too many poor teams below and around them that are looking more likely to do so. That and their goal differential isn't nearly as bad as some of the other teams hovering around the bottom of the table.

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« Reply #12619 on: February 14, 2011, 07:25:03 PM »
They won't go down simply because there's too many poor teams below and around them that are looking more likely to do so. That and their goal differential isn't nearly as bad as some of the other teams hovering around the bottom of the table.

I would agree, but they are starting to look like a team who have lost the fight.

I wonder how many of them thought that when they signed they would be bottom 6?

They have already lost Pienaar and it looks certain they will have to sell a few in the summer, bringing in bargains, maybe just maybe a lot of them have realised they are fighting a losing battle.

As much as it would be funny to see Everton go down, i would certainly miss the derbies and the likes

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« Reply #12620 on: February 14, 2011, 07:30:35 PM »
They won't go down simply because there's too many poor teams below and around them that are looking more likely to do so. That and their goal differential isn't nearly as bad as some of the other teams hovering around the bottom of the table.
Their biggest danger is when and not if Gollum fucks off.
I cant see any other manager for their level do as good a job as he has.
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« Reply #12621 on: February 14, 2011, 07:31:31 PM »
Some of the faces of the lads in work today, well let's just say I added to their misery.

They are feeling it and know they are in for a tough few months. I think they will seriously struggle next season.
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« Reply #12622 on: February 14, 2011, 07:33:07 PM »
Some of the faces of the lads in work today, well let's just say I added to their misery.

They are feeling it and know they are in for a tough few months. I think they will seriously struggle next season.

Yep, the championship can be fucking brutal

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« Reply #12623 on: February 14, 2011, 07:42:12 PM »
Yep, the championship can be fucking brutal

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« Reply #12624 on: February 14, 2011, 07:47:23 PM »
people saying they have lost their fight and spirit, is this just based on one game,  cos didnt they come from behind to beat blackpool the other week.
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« Reply #12625 on: February 14, 2011, 07:50:27 PM »
people saying they have lost their fight and spirit, is this just based on one game,  cos didnt they come from behind to beat blackpool the other week.

Moyes body language yesterday said more about his feelings towards the team than anything they had done on the pitch. What have they got to be optimistic about? The sole thing they have had for the past 3 yrs to keep them upbeat was the 2 wankers who owned us. Now they have to look a bit closer to home and it's slowly sinking in.
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« Reply #12626 on: February 14, 2011, 07:51:53 PM »
people saying they have lost their fight and spirit, is this just based on one game,  cos didnt they come from behind to beat blackpool the other week.
Fair point, but having watched that game the score could have been about 22 all, such was the shiteness of both teams defending.

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« Reply #12627 on: February 14, 2011, 07:52:39 PM »
people saying they have lost their fight and spirit, is this just based on one game,  cos didnt they come from behind to beat blackpool the other week.

people saying they have not lost their fight and spirit, is it just based on the blackpool game?

Generally in the littler games, they have been poor in effort and fight.

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« Reply #12628 on: February 14, 2011, 07:53:17 PM »
sunderland / newcastle and birmingham next 3 league games for them.
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« Reply #12629 on: February 14, 2011, 07:55:14 PM »
sunderland / newcastle and birmingham next 3 league games for them.
I can see them maybe getting a point from the Newcastle game, but that's it.

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« Reply #12630 on: February 14, 2011, 07:58:03 PM »
Not the best of fixtures to have left either.

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« Reply #12631 on: February 14, 2011, 09:28:47 PM »
Not the best of fixtures to have left either.

http://www.soccerstats.com/team.asp?league=england&teamid=7

I'm sure they'll be fine, but it will be a total scrap. They really missed Cahill's goals when he went to the Asia cup for about 5 weeks.

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« Reply #12632 on: February 14, 2011, 09:41:38 PM »
Dignity Dave   ;D “If you really support a football club, your patience never runs out,” he says. “You stick with it.

“Some clubs go into administration, others have to go down to come back up. You don’t turn your back on them.”

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« Reply #12633 on: February 14, 2011, 09:43:30 PM »
I'm sure they'll be fine, but it will be a total scrap. They really missed Cahill's goals when he went to the Asia cup for about 5 weeks.
Got to ask that question, where are the goals coming from for them. Yak gone (wages) Beckford (not good enough yet) Saha injured, don't know how long. Unless Neville starts to get forward......they could be onto a winner there
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« Reply #12634 on: February 14, 2011, 11:55:16 PM »
As I'ts been said, I think that there are shitter teams around and below them, so they won't go down.

The bigger problem for them though, is if they get any long term injuries(ie: out for 6weeks - to the end of the season) to key players like Cahill, Baines, Neville. etc. Because their squad is paper thin, and losing some of their mainstay first-teamers will impact on them greatly.

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« Reply #12635 on: February 14, 2011, 11:58:49 PM »
Fat Sam  will replace Moyes.
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« Reply #12636 on: February 15, 2011, 12:10:00 AM »
I know loads of Evertonians that hate Moyes and wanted him sacked 3 years ago.
Strangely me too. I can't see him being there come August.

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« Reply #12637 on: February 15, 2011, 12:13:56 AM »
To be fair to Moyes, I think he's done a decent job there, but he's taken them as far as he can.

Without any money to spend on players, Moyes is just treading water at best.

Without that investment, Everton, on the pitch, are just slowly going into terminal decline.


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« Reply #12638 on: February 15, 2011, 12:14:36 AM »
Change is not always a bad thing.
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« Reply #12639 on: February 15, 2011, 01:10:05 AM »
Fat Sam  will replace Moyes.

They will copy us and try and bring back a legendary ex manager. Step forward Joe Royle..
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