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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #12520 on: February 13, 2011, 06:06:29 PM »
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yea my bad. i was wrong. even more funny then hahahahaha
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #12521 on: February 13, 2011, 06:09:52 PM »
If they think it's bad now what's gonna happen when Moyes is poached by a top four side.

Only a matter of time.






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« Reply #12522 on: February 13, 2011, 06:10:19 PM »
Singin Murderers & Ladyboy when getting beat 2-0  :o :lmao

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« Reply #12523 on: February 13, 2011, 06:10:36 PM »
I think Bill Kenwright is doing a marvellous job  :wellin

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« Reply #12524 on: February 13, 2011, 06:10:54 PM »
If they think it's bad now what's gonna happen when Moyes is poached by a top four side.

No top side would have him.
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« Reply #12525 on: February 13, 2011, 06:11:52 PM »
I love relaxing on a Sunday evening following a monstrous Sunday Roast, Cherry Pie & Custard and a couple of bottles of Fosters Ice.

It all gets topped off with watching the blue shite getting beat once again.

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« Reply #12526 on: February 13, 2011, 06:11:55 PM »
If they think it's bad now what's gonna happen when Moyes is poached by a top four side.

Only a matter of time.
Top 4 side? No chance. Tactically he is very poor.
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« Reply #12527 on: February 13, 2011, 06:12:37 PM »
No Moyes on the touchline rallying his troops especially in the second half - instead he sat glued to his seat with a face like a spaniel licking pish off a nettle. 

Looked totally dejected today saying that his tactics were way off the mark.
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« Reply #12528 on: February 13, 2011, 06:12:54 PM »
No top side would have him.

I was being rather sarcastic. I don't think even Everton fans think he's that good.
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« Reply #12529 on: February 13, 2011, 06:13:05 PM »
Anichebe's goalscoring record is atrocious
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« Reply #12530 on: February 13, 2011, 06:13:18 PM »
I was being rather sarcastic.
Thank fuck haha.
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« Reply #12531 on: February 13, 2011, 06:13:34 PM »
I think Bill Kenwright is doing a marvellous job  :wellin

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« Reply #12532 on: February 13, 2011, 06:13:45 PM »
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« Reply #12533 on: February 13, 2011, 06:14:24 PM »
Thank fuck haha.

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« Reply #12534 on: February 13, 2011, 06:14:47 PM »
No Moyes on the touchline rallying his troops especially in the second half - instead he sat glued to his seat with a face like a spaniel licking pish off a nettle. 

Looked totally dejected today saying that his tactics were way off the mark.

LMAO
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« Reply #12535 on: February 13, 2011, 06:16:50 PM »
I think Bill Kenwright is doing a marvellous job  :wellin


Would be even better if he made his beloved Everton's performance against Bolton into a musical, he loves all that kind of thing does Kenwright.
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« Reply #12536 on: February 13, 2011, 06:17:15 PM »
Moyes : Poorest performance I can rememeber for some time.

Been in relegation fight since 3rd week of the season.

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« Reply #12537 on: February 13, 2011, 06:18:18 PM »
;)

Fella on radio Merseyside saying they shouldn't let 'the Yak' go. God bless 'em.

The lad on now saying about Vaughan being put out on loan has got a point , cant work that one out myself .
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #12538 on: February 13, 2011, 06:19:37 PM »
Awkward interview on Sky with Moyes.

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« Reply #12539 on: February 13, 2011, 06:19:53 PM »
The lad on now saying about Vaughan being put out on loan has got a point , cant work that one out myself .

True that, Anichebe has been woeful.
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« Reply #12540 on: February 13, 2011, 06:20:53 PM »
Oh here we go with the lack of finances bollocks, how long have they been coming up with this bile.  Start of the season they outline they could be challenging for a top 4 position and now they are arse end of the table the same tripe comes out about having no money and is the reason where they are  :butt
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« Reply #12541 on: February 13, 2011, 06:23:40 PM »
anichebe 7 goals in 84 games or something

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« Reply #12542 on: February 13, 2011, 06:29:35 PM »
But but but but but but but Moysie has had no money.
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« Reply #12543 on: February 13, 2011, 06:29:43 PM »
anichebe 7 goals in 84 games or something


Cracking return that, and to think he signed a nice long contract  extension last month  ;D
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« Reply #12544 on: February 13, 2011, 06:45:18 PM »
Oh here we go with the lack of finances bollocks, how long have they been coming up with this bile.  Start of the season they outline they could be challenging for a top 4 position and now they are arse end of the table the same tripe comes out about having no money and is the reason where they are  :butt

That's the point that a lot of Blues forget, they have had money from players they have sold, but Moyes has not done a good job in the transfer market.

Have to say they seem to have problems all over the field, the likes of Arteta don't even seem bothered, I hardly noticed him on the pitch today, maybe Torre's sulking is spreading to his pal.
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« Reply #12545 on: February 13, 2011, 06:47:31 PM »
Pienaar is a huge loss in their midfield, they haven't replaced him.

Baines is the only one I can see giving his all every game. He's quality, can see him joining a big club in the summer.
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« Reply #12546 on: February 13, 2011, 06:48:30 PM »
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« Reply #12547 on: February 13, 2011, 06:49:09 PM »
Pienaar is a huge loss in their midfield, they haven't replaced him.

Baines is the only one I can see giving his all every game. He's quality, can see him joining a big club in the summer.

Coleman will be gone in a season or 2 at the most.

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« Reply #12548 on: February 13, 2011, 06:51:31 PM »
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« Reply #12549 on: February 13, 2011, 06:54:49 PM »
Coleman will be gone in a season or 2 at the most.

Actually meant to mention Coleman, he's been terrific also I have to say. Yeah I'm sure there'll be interest in him.
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« Reply #12550 on: February 13, 2011, 06:56:06 PM »
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« Reply #12551 on: February 13, 2011, 06:57:45 PM »
Haha what a shower of shite they are! Baines looks decent but as for the rest of them, that Fellani looked like a afghan hound that had been through the car wash!  ;D
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« Reply #12552 on: February 13, 2011, 07:03:24 PM »
Anichebe's goalscoring record is atrocious
he's doing a fantastic job leave that lad alone. Put him upfront every week and give him a new 5 yr contract :-)

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« Reply #12553 on: February 13, 2011, 07:04:43 PM »
The praise for Coleman is a bit strange for me, he's a good player and he always tries his best, but i just don't see what alot of others see in him. He's a bit head down and run as fast as possible.

Baines is a good player, but i think he'd be found out at a higher level. Not good enough for a Championship winning team IMHO.

Rodwell is head and shoulders above the rest.
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« Reply #12554 on: February 13, 2011, 07:07:07 PM »
Actually meant to mention Coleman, he's been terrific also I have to say. Yeah I'm sure there'll be interest in him.
Read an article about him the other day, comparing his transfer fee to Carroll's and what a great transfer Coleman is in comparison :butt.

A more appropriate comparison would have been Coleman v Kelly but that probably wouldn't have suited the agenda of the writer.


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« Reply #12555 on: February 13, 2011, 07:09:15 PM »
It just gets better every week. Groundshare with Tranmere next?

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« Reply #12556 on: February 13, 2011, 07:12:34 PM »
If they are as skint as being quoted we could take Rodwell off them.

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« Reply #12557 on: February 13, 2011, 07:18:44 PM »
Read an article about him the other day, comparing his transfer fee to Carroll's and what a great transfer Coleman is in comparison :butt.

A more appropriate comparison would have been Coleman v Kelly but that probably wouldn't have suited the agenda of the writer.



That was Howard Kendall's usual shite in the Echo.

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« Reply #12558 on: February 13, 2011, 07:29:46 PM »
That was Howard Kendall's usual shite in the Echo.

You need to bear in mind the possiblility of alcohol being involed.
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« Reply #12559 on: February 13, 2011, 07:31:56 PM »
That's the point that a lot of Blues forget, they have had money from players they have sold, but Moyes has not done a good job in the transfer market.

Have to say they seem to have problems all over the field, the likes of Arteta don't even seem bothered, I hardly noticed him on the pitch today, maybe Torre's sulking is spreading to his pal.

Think the whole team from the ones on the pitch to their very own Messiah looked totally disjointed in all honesty.  I agree Arteta looked half arsed but Anichebe just looked criminal on that pitch today and when things were not going his way which was pretty much the match he did his petulant child impression.   
Saying that he was rewarded with his very impressive goal tally last month with a contract extension  :o
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