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« Reply #24240 on: June 14, 2012, 10:05:23 AM »
At least the Evertonians can look back fondly on all the things they won in those glorious 10 years.
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« Reply #24241 on: June 14, 2012, 10:06:13 AM »
Maybe they can get Steve Kean, young and Scottish, just like Moyes was when he started his illustrious career at Everton. I'm sure Kean would be more than happy to get a long-term contract at Everton.
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« Reply #24242 on: June 14, 2012, 10:45:48 AM »
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Just to let you know, 2 of the PL's finest managers will join us on the panel later this week. David Moyes and Alan Pardew.

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« Reply #24243 on: June 14, 2012, 11:18:40 AM »

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« Reply #24244 on: June 14, 2012, 11:35:58 AM »
Copied this from their forum

"has Luís André de Pina Cabral e Villas-Boas got a new job yet?  if he hasn't and Moyes did leave (i still don't think he will) i'd take him - young, talented and alot to prove in England after Chelsea"

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« Reply #24245 on: June 14, 2012, 11:39:13 AM »
If they get in Martinez, and keep hold of everyone (eg. Baines, Fellaini) then I can see them improving.

Didn't Martinez turn down Villa because they weren't big enough? Bigger stadium than Everton, more cash, pretty even on honours. I'm not sure what level of club Martinez thinks is going to come in for him (Spurs? can't see it), but Everton don't seem to qualify.
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« Reply #24246 on: June 14, 2012, 11:39:43 AM »
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« Reply #24247 on: June 14, 2012, 11:42:31 AM »
Walter Smith will go back there I reckon.

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« Reply #24248 on: June 14, 2012, 11:46:29 AM »
Surely they'll have to give Howard Kendall another go

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« Reply #24249 on: June 14, 2012, 11:58:37 AM »
http://companycheck.co.uk/company/00036624
  ;D is that real? if it is someone richer than me needs to spend that £9.99 to get a credit risk report for them.

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« Reply #24250 on: June 14, 2012, 12:17:11 PM »
  ;D is that real? if it is someone richer than me needs to spend that £9.99 to get a credit risk report for them.

Yes its real they were classed as a 'Corporate company' the type that have to have AGM's

Kenwright changed it yestrday  to "Small to Meduim Sized Enterprise" (SME). They have downgraded themselves into that category.

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« Reply #24251 on: June 14, 2012, 12:29:37 PM »
Yes its real they were classed as a 'Corporate company' the type that have to have AGM's

Kenwright changed it yestrday  to "Small to Meduim Sized Enterprise" (SME). They have downgraded themselves into that category.

haha, i love the 'cash in hand' bit. £0

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« Reply #24252 on: June 14, 2012, 01:06:58 PM »
If Moyes does go I look forward to his 1st press conference when he will go on about joining a 'big club' with 'big ambitions' etc etc
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« Reply #24253 on: June 14, 2012, 01:11:26 PM »
Don't think Moyes will leave. Just a feeling.
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« Reply #24254 on: June 14, 2012, 01:13:45 PM »
would be hilarious if spurs ended up signing jelavic
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« Reply #24255 on: June 14, 2012, 01:15:27 PM »
Don't think Moyes will leave. Just a feeling.
I feel the same.He'll use the "unfinsihed business" as the excuse for staying and continuing his glorious run of 10 years.

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« Reply #24256 on: June 14, 2012, 01:31:59 PM »
I imagine Dignity Dave still thinks he's a shoe-in for the United job in a year or two.
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« Reply #24257 on: June 14, 2012, 01:39:35 PM »
Maybe moyes to Spurs and Rednapp to Everton.

But I doubt Everton have enough money for him.
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« Reply #24258 on: June 14, 2012, 02:09:48 PM »
Maybe moyes to Spurs and Rednapp to Everton.

But I doubt Everton have enough money for him.

Pretty much your second point, Harry would bankrupt the Bitters with his wage demand. Plus, as i've said, Harry probably will not want to leave his home on the South Coast, so that cancels out Northern Clubs, unless they offer him a load of money[& pay his Tax on top of his wages of course ;D].

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« Reply #24259 on: June 14, 2012, 03:46:09 PM »
Ian Abrahams ‏@Moose_talkSPORT

It is my understanding Spurs maay have already met with David Moyes today and that Moyes compensation has been agreed with Everton FC


Taken with a massive pinch of salt but ;)

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« Reply #24260 on: June 14, 2012, 03:47:45 PM »
I reckon Klopp will go to Everton.

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« Reply #24261 on: June 14, 2012, 03:49:15 PM »
Ian Abrahams ‏@Moose_talkSPORT

It is my understanding Spurs maay have already met with David Moyes today and that Moyes compensation has been agreed with Everton FC


Taken with a massive pinch of salt but ;)

I take it the threat from Everton to sue him hasn't put him off ;D
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« Reply #24262 on: June 14, 2012, 03:51:32 PM »
I reckon Klopp will go to Everton.

Oh definitely, they have such players like the Belgian-but-better version of Gerrard and the Croatian Torres. He would be mad not to.
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« Reply #24263 on: June 14, 2012, 03:52:37 PM »
Ian Abrahams ‏@Moose_talkSPORT

It is my understanding Spurs maay have already met with David Moyes today and that Moyes compensation has been agreed with Everton FC


Taken with a massive pinch of salt but ;)

That was what he posted at 11pm last night on twatter.

Everton PR guy called him out immediately, threatened to sue him for libel and he crapped his pants and apologised and withdrew it.
Between this, his 'Klopp to LFC' stuff and complaining that none of the Spanish players was bothered to sing their national anthem last game, an actual Moose would be more reliable than TalkSport's version.
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« Reply #24264 on: June 14, 2012, 03:54:54 PM »
That was what he posted at 11pm last night on twatter.

Everton PR guy called him out immediately, threatened to sue him for libel and he crapped his pants and apologised and withdrew it.
Between this, his 'Klopp to LFC' stuff and complaining that none of the Spanish players was bothered to sing their national anthem last game, an actual Moose would be more reliable than TalkSport's version.


 :lmao what a retard
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« Reply #24265 on: June 14, 2012, 04:04:46 PM »
I know all the words to the Spanish National Anthem... 8)

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« Reply #24266 on: June 14, 2012, 04:06:09 PM »
I know all the words to the Spanish National Anthem... 8)

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« Reply #24267 on: June 14, 2012, 04:07:24 PM »
http://companycheck.co.uk/company/00036624

I detect a hint of fragrant schadenfreude, with high notes of screeching glee.  :D
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« Reply #24268 on: June 14, 2012, 04:07:37 PM »
No offence, but you're a terrible singer!

Sounds better with the choir with me..;)
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« Reply #24269 on: June 14, 2012, 04:08:19 PM »
I know all the words to the Spanish National Anthem... 8)

Here, i'll sing them for you.....




















































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« Reply #24270 on: June 14, 2012, 04:13:36 PM »
That was what he posted at 11pm last night on twatter.

Everton PR guy called him out immediately, threatened to sue him for libel and he crapped his pants and apologised and withdrew it.
Between this, his 'Klopp to LFC' stuff and complaining that none of the Spanish players was bothered to sing their national anthem last game, an actual Moose would be more reliable than TalkSport's version.

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« Reply #24271 on: June 14, 2012, 04:23:28 PM »
Don't think Moyes will leave. Just a feeling.

If spurs hands him a decent length contract he'll bite their hand off.
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« Reply #24272 on: June 14, 2012, 04:27:19 PM »
Well Pep is free from Barca, now we know why, he is going to Goodison.
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« Reply #24273 on: June 14, 2012, 04:30:33 PM »
Moyes will go I reckon, they will defo sell either Baines or Screech this summer - that will be enough to push him over the edge, he'll run down the M6 to London as fast as his wee legs will carry him!

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« Reply #24274 on: June 14, 2012, 04:32:14 PM »
Well Pep is free from Barca, now we know why, he is going to Goodison.

Well he is looking to take a break from football, so this would be ideal for him.
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« Reply #24275 on: June 14, 2012, 04:38:59 PM »
Well he is looking to take a break from football, so this would be ideal for him.

And he did say he wants to be alone in his shed - perfect.
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« Reply #24276 on: June 14, 2012, 05:46:45 PM »
Any news on Dithering Dave?

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« Reply #24277 on: June 14, 2012, 05:50:34 PM »
would be hilarious if spurs ended up signing jelavic

Would be great  if we did though, could certainly do a job.

Gutted the blueshite have got him to be honest.
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« Reply #24278 on: June 14, 2012, 06:53:35 PM »
Paul Tyrell is Communications Director at Everton, putting moose of talkshite in his place here to be fair.


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« Reply #24279 on: June 14, 2012, 07:03:51 PM »
Paul Tyrell is Communications Director at Everton, putting moose of talkshite in his place here to be fair.



I have very little time for all things Talksport / Everton but I saw that on Twitter and thought it was brilliant, good on Everton, shame more 'journo's' aren't held accountable / threatened like that!