Topic: Laugh At Everton HERE...

[R.A.La]

didn't think there was that many everton fans outside of Liverpool to be honest.

Never been to Rhyl?

[The Ghost of Titi Camara]

In fact it might be Amokachi.

  Almost spat out my Bovril there.

[lfc_col]

"evertok" 

[El Ninos Black Eye]

am i the only one who thinks his eyes are terrifying?

Ba Juju

It is him,

[masterbaker]

Never been to Rhyl?

or wrexham, if they've won and its a sunny day, there's quite a few that surface along old the river banks 

[Mouth]

or wrexham, if they've won and its a sunny day, there's quite a few that surface along old the river banks 

Like rats?

[Baraka]

Like rats?

nah in wrexham they're more like cockroaches. ;-)

[masterbaker]

nah in wrexham they're more like cockroaches. ;-)

na they cockerats, they the one's who eat the cockroaches after a nuclear war, a ugly species indeed!

[exiledintheusa]

"evertok" 

Look like they got their hands on the one peice of silverware that counts - "The Cock Cup".

[stevenseagal]

I was talking to a bitter today who went on to tell me that Howard and Reina are equal, Heitinga is better than our central defenders (he's a world cup finalist you know!), Glen Johnson can't defend and so on.

Gerrard and Suarez are the only two that would get into their team... apparently.



They never fail to come out of the woodwork after a decent result and start giving it large.

[jaffod]

I was talking to a bitter today who went on to tell me that Howard and Reina are equal, Heitinga is better than our central defenders (he's a world cup finalist you know!), Glen Johnson can't defend and so on.

Gerrard and Suarez are the only two that would get into their team... apparently.



They never fail to come out of the woodwork after a decent result and start giving it large.

That's why I avoid the c*nts like the plague.

[Laughter is the best medicine...]

I was talking to a bitter today who went on to tell me that Howard and Reina are equal, Heitinga is better than our central defenders (he's a world cup finalist you know!), Glen Johnson can't defend and so on.

Gerrard and Suarez are the only two that would get into their team... apparently.

surely that means moyes is a shite manager then seeing as hardly any of our players would get into their team and we always finish above them?

[The Red Dojo]

surely that means moye is a shite manager then seeing as hardly any of our players would get into their team and we always finish above them?

You've just made 3 bitter heads explode with that logic.

[SPLee]

rofl the @anfieldcat now has more followers on twitter than the official @everton page

[DutchRed]

I shat myself.

http://evertondirect.evertonfc.com/stores/everton/products/product_browse.aspx?category|category_root|10066=souvenirs&category|cat_10066|27341=fa+cup&portal=L81B24P6&CMP=PCS-L81B24P6

[Wish Matrix]

I shat myself.

http://evertondirect.evertonfc.com/stores/everton/products/product_browse.aspx?category|category_root|10066=souvenirs&category|cat_10066|27341=fa+cup&portal=L81B24P6&CMP=PCS-L81B24P6

Everton bluenose

Moyes DVD under Wembley Essentials. WTF

[Crosby Nick]

That's why I avoid the c*nts like the plague.

Must be awfully lonely for you, what with being the only Liverpool fan in the city.

[rick287]

I shat myself.
http://evertondirect.evertonfc.com/stores/everton/products/product_browse.aspx?category|category_root|10066=souvenirs&category|cat_10066|27341=fa+cup&portal=L81B24P6&CMP=PCS-L81B24P6

From there:

"Wembley Essentials
Everton David Moyes - Ten from Ten DVD"

What are they going to do, wave them about?

[lfc_col]

From there:

"Wembley Essentials
Everton David Moyes - Ten from Ten DVD"

What are they going to do, wave them about?

There an offense weapon is anyone's book 

[trigger]

http://evertondirect.evertonfc.com/stores/everton/products/product_browse.aspx?category|category_root|10066=souvenirs&category|cat_10066|27341=fa+cup&portal=L81B24P6&CMP=PCS-L81B24P6

Everton The FA Cup Semi Final Foam Hand

[David H]

Everton The FA Cup Semi Final Foam Hand

We had them on sale for the carling cup game...

[exiledintheusa]

Everton The FA Cup Semi Final Foam Hand

Sadly, we had one for the CC final.

[Mouth]

Sadly, we had one for the CC final.

Depends which final, Athens booo, Istanbul yaaay.

And I bet theirs is giving the finger with redshite written across it.

[exiledintheusa]

Depends which final, Athens booo, Istanbul yaaay.

And I bet theirs is giving the finger with redshite written across it.

CC - Carling Cup.

[Mouth]

CC - Carling Cup.

haha serves me right for not paying attention

Thats seriously shite.

[John C]

Everton The FA Cup Semi Final Foam Hand

Is it really in there fucked if I'm searching around.

[Lawnmowerman]

Grim

[zip]

...because a semi final with Liverpool is just like a cup final!

[And Could He Play]

an everton liverpool half and half scarf? anyone who buys that should be strangled with it

[Mouth]

Have you noticed how our side is upside down? Bit unusual isnt it, usually a halfer is whoever v whoever isnt it? Its so it can say Everton v Liverpool isnt it, because we are the home team having got there first, so it should scan Liverpool v Everton or am I wrong? Tell me they havent done that?

[And Could He Play]

Have you noticed how our side is upside down? Bit unusual isnt it, usually a halfer is whoever v whoever isnt it? Its so it can say Everton v Liverpool isnt it, because we are the home team having got there first, so it should scan Liverpool v Everton or am I wrong? Tell me they havent done that?

i just, didnt understand a word you just said, but erm, yeah i'll agree.

[Statto Red]

Man walks into a boozer with a dog, barman says "no pets allowed", fella says "but mate he's a special dog", "why" says the barman, "he does a backflip everytime everton score", "bloody ell" says the barman, "what happens if they win a cup?, "dunno" says the fella, "only had him 17 years!"

[Lawnmowerman]

Have you noticed how our side is upside down? Bit unusual isnt it, usually a halfer is whoever v whoever isnt it? Its so it can say Everton v Liverpool isnt it, because we are the home team having got there first, so it should scan Liverpool v Everton or am I wrong? Tell me they havent done that?

Depends on what way you hold it suppose

[John C]

A semi-final mug, its fucking pathetic isn't it. And they operate from my fucking city.

[Mouth]

Depends on what way you hold it suppose

thats the thing I am talking about, I dont remember seeing a halfer like that, that could be flipped so that it would scan either way, it usually the home team v the away team isnt it? Its listed on the BBC as Liverpool V Everton, but because they have done that nifty trick it can scan Everton first, I think its a small tme trick, because they dont want to put it as Liverpool v Everton semi final, they want top billing, its weird.

[And Could He Play]

Man walks into a boozer with a dog, barman says "no pets allowed", fella says "but mate he's a special dog", "why" says the barman, "he does a backflip everytime everton score", "bloody ell" says the barman, "what happens if they win a cup?, "dunno" says the fella, "only had him 17 years!"

ha ha im using that.

[El Monjo Boig]

Roll up, roll up, get your Everton lucky pants...

http://evertondirect.evertonfc.com/stores/everton/products/product_details.aspx?pid=90925

#ifithadnerbinforusnotwearinourluckypants

[exiledintheusa]

ha ha im using that.

As am I.

[Mouth]

A aemi-final mug, its fucking pathetic isn't it. And they operate from my fucking city.

They will all get smashed to bits if they lose, might be worth buying one as they will become a rare item.

[John C]

They will all get smashed to bits if they lose, might be worth buying one as they will become a rare item.

You can imagine after us winning the final walking past a bittier at work with a semi-final mug on his desk, I think I'd wear the fucking carpet out.