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Offline Aido LFC

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21320 on: March 10, 2012, 12:11:50 PM »
All the marvellous memories Moyesy has brought to the peoples club will never be forgotten -

There was the time when they finished 4th and qualified for the champions league!!! (unfortunately were knocked out in the qualifiers)

Got to the FA cup final!!! (lost)

Avoided relegation!!!

Beat the redshite!!!

Bought the worlds best midfielder!!! (coveted by Real Madrid, Chelsea & Man Utd btw)


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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21321 on: March 10, 2012, 12:14:37 PM »
Have they sold out their allocation for the cup final, on Tuesday?   ::)




Or are the buses not running from County Road.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21322 on: March 10, 2012, 12:19:32 PM »
Shudders me to think that this shower of shite can mathematically be above us in the league by Tuesday.

If it happens then that's our fault.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21323 on: March 10, 2012, 12:42:24 PM »
Jokes aside, I've got a horrible feeling they're going to win the FA Cup.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21324 on: March 10, 2012, 12:49:03 PM »
Gollum on MOTD saying his best result was beating us 3-0.

Nice one, around that time our best results were generally things like winning the champions league. 

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21325 on: March 10, 2012, 12:57:04 PM »
Gollum on MOTD saying his best result was beating us 3-0.

Nice one, around that time our best results were generally things like winning the champions league. 

Exciting times there.

We'll have to choose from Winning multiple Cups, Beating the likes of AC Milan, Barcelona, Real Madrid, etc.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21326 on: March 10, 2012, 01:00:24 PM »
Jokes aside, I've got a horrible feeling they're going to win the FA Cup.

I think you already jinxed them.
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« Reply #21327 on: March 10, 2012, 01:01:27 PM »
I think you already jinxed them.
Haha hopefully. I honestly think they'll win it though :-\
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21328 on: March 10, 2012, 01:02:24 PM »
Well done to David Moyes on 10 years of mediocrity and limited ambition.
Shame on the English FA, South Yorkshire Police, and The Sun.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21329 on: March 10, 2012, 01:18:43 PM »
Have they sold out their allocation for the cup final, on Tuesday?   ::)




Or are the buses not running from County Road.

A lad in our work has been buzzing all week cause our tickets have been on general sale.

I think the Sunderland game is the 1st time they have sold out all year.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21330 on: March 10, 2012, 02:50:02 PM »
WE HAVE NO MONEY

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21331 on: March 10, 2012, 03:58:58 PM »
Anyone read his interview with Tony Barrett?

"I think we have touched the top teams.  I have never been able to get my hands fully around them and grab them back into us, but there have been times when I have touched them"


Never before have I heard a football manager sound more like a sex offender.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21332 on: March 10, 2012, 04:37:08 PM »
Anyone read his interview with Tony Barrett?

"I think we have touched the top teams.  I have never been able to get my hands fully around them and grab them back into us, but there have been times when I have touched them"


Never before have I heard a football manager sound more like a sex offender.

 :lmao What has he been smoking?

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21333 on: March 10, 2012, 04:39:17 PM »
Anyone read his interview with Tony Barrett?

"I think we have touched the top teams.  I have never been able to get my hands fully around them and grab them back into us, but there have been times when I have touched them"


Never before have I heard a football manager sound more like a sex offender.

haha brilliant
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21334 on: March 10, 2012, 05:57:26 PM »
DVD out Monday?

The People's Club: Relive the famous victory over the brilliant side from the magnificent future England manager on the same day the RS lost. Oh, and all that without money!
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21335 on: March 10, 2012, 06:15:42 PM »
One of my 'bitter' colleagues has offered me a £100 wager that Jelavic will end the season with more league goals than Andy Carroll.

Having to think about that one.
So I took the bet.

3-1 To Andy Carroll at present  :o

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21336 on: March 10, 2012, 06:30:19 PM »
Two Bitters in the crowd playing Snap during the game. True fans

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21337 on: March 10, 2012, 07:28:16 PM »
Anyone read his interview with Tony Barrett?

"I think we have touched the top teams.  I have never been able to get my hands fully around them and grab them back into us, but there have been times when I have touched them"


Never before have I heard a football manager sound more like a sex offender.

Good, grief.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21338 on: March 10, 2012, 07:33:01 PM »
talkshite already asking their fans to phone up and gloat that they can go above us on tuesday

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21339 on: March 10, 2012, 07:33:19 PM »
Two Bitters in the crowd playing Snap during the game. True fans

Is this really true?
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« Reply #21340 on: March 10, 2012, 07:39:08 PM »
Is this really true?

yeah, a woman and a kid.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21341 on: March 10, 2012, 07:39:59 PM »
A few out the woodwork already on my facebook. Christ I hope we twat these c*nts on Tuesday.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21342 on: March 10, 2012, 07:40:07 PM »
yeah, a woman and a kid.

Couldn't contain their excitement any longer eh? ;D
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21343 on: March 10, 2012, 07:41:01 PM »
Henry Winter ‏ @henrywinter
Happy 10th #efc anniversary, David Moyes. Good results on a modest budget. If Moyes was Chancellor, the economy would be booming


go on, try not to laugh...

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21344 on: March 10, 2012, 07:42:32 PM »
Henry Winter ‏ @henrywinter
Happy 10th #efc anniversary, David Moyes. Good results on a modest budget. If Moyes was Chancellor, the economy would be booming


go on, try not to laugh...

I winced.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21345 on: March 10, 2012, 07:56:13 PM »
Henry Winter ‏ @henrywinter
Happy 10th #efc anniversary, David Moyes. Good results on a modest budget. If Moyes was Chancellor, the economy would be booming


go on, try not to laugh...

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21346 on: March 10, 2012, 07:56:14 PM »
You just know that they will embarrass us on Tuesday now.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21347 on: March 10, 2012, 07:57:48 PM »
They will finish above us.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21348 on: March 10, 2012, 08:15:15 PM »
We're coming up the hill though. Be interesting to see if they go with Jelavic again on Tuesday. Although I don't even know if Straq' is back.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21349 on: March 10, 2012, 08:50:32 PM »
You just know that they will embarrass us on Tuesday now.
They will finish above us.

Behave yourselves and grow some balls FFS!!!
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21350 on: March 10, 2012, 09:02:57 PM »
They will finish above us.
If they do I'll suck Carl off and even jiggle his balls.

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« Reply #21351 on: March 10, 2012, 09:05:07 PM »
If they do I'll suck Carl off and even jiggle his balls.

Sig that bitches!
Done

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« Reply #21352 on: March 10, 2012, 09:06:13 PM »
Wow do I have a lot riding on our season now.
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« Reply #21353 on: March 10, 2012, 09:06:59 PM »
Wow do I have a lot riding on our season now.
haha He'll be onto you to do it aswell

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« Reply #21354 on: March 10, 2012, 09:15:23 PM »
If they beat us on Tuesday I'll cry. Actually cry though.
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« Reply #21355 on: March 10, 2012, 09:20:30 PM »
If they beat us on Tuesday I'll cry. Actually cry though.
Not as much as me motherfucker.
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« Reply #21356 on: March 10, 2012, 09:23:46 PM »
Not as much as me motherfucker.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21357 on: March 10, 2012, 09:24:26 PM »
I haven't got a clue.



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« Reply #21358 on: March 10, 2012, 09:27:20 PM »
a crying orgasm
End of the season, end of the season and I'll deffo be crying if Carl has his orgasm.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21359 on: March 10, 2012, 09:31:23 PM »