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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #200 on: November 13, 2007, 02:43:09 AM »
What gets me is they couldn't give a shite about the dead, they only care about the ban, that prevented them competing in a competition (which had fuck all to do with their demise).
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« Reply #201 on: November 13, 2007, 10:26:12 AM »
Bloody hell, that's sick....
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« Reply #202 on: November 13, 2007, 10:44:22 AM »
Tuesday night's Champions League tie with Beşiktaş was Rafa Benitez 51st european game in charge of Liverpool

2 days later Everton played their 51st game in Europe in their 125 year history
 
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #203 on: November 13, 2007, 12:56:25 PM »
Tuesday night's Champions League tie with Beşiktaş was Rafa Benitez 51st european game in charge of Liverpool

2 days later Everton played they're 51st game in Europe in their 125 year history
 
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« Reply #204 on: November 13, 2007, 09:53:10 PM »
Went to Madrid Saturday till today, and interestingly, Mikel Arteta was on the same Easyjet flight as me going out to Madrid from JL airport, this was mid-afternoon, the day before the Chelsea match. I take it he didn't play Sunday, but I was quite surprised he would be on an Easyjet flight.
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« Reply #205 on: November 13, 2007, 10:02:45 PM »
Went to Madrid Saturday till today, and interestingly, Mikel Arteta was on the same Easyjet flight as me going out to Madrid from JL airport, this was mid-afternoon, the day before the Chelsea match. I take it he didn't play Sunday, but I was quite surprised he would be on an Easyjet flight.
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« Reply #206 on: November 13, 2007, 10:12:21 PM »
Tuesday night's Champions League tie with Beşiktaş was Rafa Benitez 51st european game in charge of Liverpool

2 days later Everton played their 51st game in Europe in their 125 year history
 
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« Reply #207 on: November 14, 2007, 04:29:49 PM »
Tuesday night's Champions League tie with Beşiktaş was Rafa Benitez 51st european game in charge of Liverpool

2 days later Everton played their 51st game in Europe in their 125 year history
 
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Hahaha quality stat that.

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« Reply #208 on: November 14, 2007, 04:32:39 PM »
seriously thats 1 amazing stat, 51 euro games in their ENTIRE history.

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« Reply #209 on: November 14, 2007, 04:43:36 PM »
seriously thats 1 amazing stat, 51 euro games in their ENTIRE history.
Shows how small the c*nts are.

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« Reply #210 on: November 14, 2007, 05:18:47 PM »
Shows how small the c*nts are.

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« Reply #211 on: November 14, 2007, 05:45:01 PM »
Went to Madrid Saturday till today, and interestingly, Mikel Arteta was on the same Easyjet flight as me going out to Madrid from JL airport, this was mid-afternoon, the day before the Chelsea match. I take it he didn't play Sunday, but I was quite surprised he would be on an Easyjet flight.

What do you expect him to be on??

I live in Marbella and travel home for work weekly. I have seen loads of people Pennant, Gerrard, Crouch but the main one who always seems to be on the flight is Rick Parry.

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« Reply #212 on: November 14, 2007, 10:31:03 PM »
What do you expect him to be on??

A flight with business class to be honest.
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« Reply #213 on: November 14, 2007, 10:55:59 PM »
A flight with business class to be honest.

The ex-company I used to work for had a rule that International flights had to be longer than 4 hours in order to fly business class. And because of someone in Belgium that flaunted that rule, it was then changed to 8 hours direct flying time before we could fly business class.
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« Reply #214 on: November 14, 2007, 11:12:33 PM »
The ex-company I used to work for had a rule that International flights had to be longer than 4 hours in order to fly business class. And because of someone in Belgium that flaunted that rule, it was then changed to 8 hours direct flying time before we could fly business class.

To be fair though, Arteta is probably making more money in a year than most will make in a lifetime.
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« Reply #215 on: November 14, 2007, 11:23:42 PM »
To be fair though, Arteta is probably making more money in a year than most will make in a lifetime.
He probably makes more in 4 months than people make in a lifetime.

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« Reply #216 on: November 14, 2007, 11:29:32 PM »
He probably makes more in 4 months than people make in a lifetime.

If you want to be pedantic then yes.  :P The point remains the same.
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« Reply #217 on: November 14, 2007, 11:45:21 PM »
To be fair though, Arteta is probably making more money in a year than most will make in a lifetime.

Could hire a private plane for that matter.

But I thought you were talking about Parry.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #218 on: November 15, 2007, 12:20:58 AM »
Tuesday night's Champions League tie with Beşiktaş was Rafa Benitez 51st european game in charge of Liverpool

2 days later Everton played their 51st game in Europe in their 125 year history
 
:D

what a stat that is

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« Reply #219 on: November 15, 2007, 12:53:49 AM »
Didn't Torres fly over here on easyjet?

Brilliant stat about the 51 european games. Brilliant
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« Reply #220 on: November 15, 2007, 02:43:48 AM »
In their 119 years.....at the highest level in Europe they have the following record.

Champions League games played       = 0
Goals scored                                  = 0

European Cup games played             = 8
Goals scored                                 = 13
Total European goals scored            = 71 (All competitions)
 
Record European goalscorer
Fred Pickering                                = 12

They have competed in European 13 times.
Apart from winning the CWC in 1985 the furthest they have been in any European competition was 3rd round
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« Reply #221 on: November 15, 2007, 03:06:01 AM »
In their 119 years.....at the highest level in Europe they have the following record.

Champions League games played       = 0
Goals scored                                  = 0

European Cup games played             = 8
Goals scored                                 = 13
Total European goals scored            = 71 (All competitions)
 
Record European goalscorer
Fred Pickering                                = 12

They have competed in European 13 times.
Apart from winning the CWC in 1985 the furthest they have been in any European competition was 3rd round
So you're saying they havnt played 51 European games? ???

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« Reply #222 on: November 15, 2007, 03:18:17 AM »
So you're saying they havnt played 51 European games? ???

No.
I'm saying that they have played only 8 games in Europes Premier competition and competed in Europe on 13 occasions.

Isn't that what it says on the tin?
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #223 on: November 15, 2007, 04:32:38 AM »
I reject the very idea, the very concept of this thread.

I wish to have my rights respected.

My right to laugh at Everton wherever I damn well please ;D

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« Reply #224 on: November 15, 2007, 04:39:08 AM »
No.
I'm saying that they have played only 8 games in Europes Premier competition and competed in Europe on 13 occasions.

Isn't that what it says on the tin?
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« Reply #225 on: November 15, 2007, 04:56:54 AM »
They played in the Champions League qualifiers, it's still Europe :D

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« Reply #226 on: November 15, 2007, 10:28:54 AM »
2007 EFC Accounts
By Joe Beardwood : 15 Nov 2007
 

 

Today I received my copy of the 2007 accounts.

 

Like seasons 2004 and 2005, the numbers have been ‘helped’ by the profit on sale of assets – this year it is a £4M profit on disposal of player registrations.

 

Key Points

 

·        Turnover is down for the second year running although this year it’s driven by the fact that merchandising and catering operations were outsourced to cut costs.  The club will argue that turnover would have been £58,056,000 IF they had not been outsourced – however they were and this has reduced the expenditure line!

·        Sponsorship and advertising were down by 13%

·        The trading result has deteriorated for the second year running down from the peak of £10.4M profit (the year Mr Wyness took over) to a half million loss.

·        Interest charges are now nearly back to the level of 2004, the year before the Rooney windfall reduced borrowings. Given that a mortgage was lodged in August by Barclays for £25M then expect this figure to increase for 2008.

·        Mr Wyness’s salary package reduced from £466k to £426k

·        This year’s loss of £9.4M has been accompanied by borrowings on the balance sheet increasing from £55M to £66M



 
The balance sheet is now showing net liabilities of £20M – up from our record level of £10.4M negative last year.

 

Who cares?

 

Most of the fans won’t give a stuff about the results provided we keep winning in the cup and Moyes works his miracles.  Unfortunately, because football is a business then wages and bills do have to be paid and there comes a point when the bank will lend no more.

 

Expect net player sales in January as we will need to generate cash unless an investor comes in.  Let’s hope Tesco are paying for everything to do with the new stadium as well – because these accounts suggest the club will have to borrow even more to fund the additional investment.

 
 
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« Reply #227 on: November 15, 2007, 12:45:10 PM »
Moyes is working miracles? Didn't they want him out this time last year?
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« Reply #228 on: November 15, 2007, 01:45:18 PM »
I'm lost.

I'll put it another way.
They have competed in Europe for a total of 13 seasons (not counting this season)
During that time they have only played in the top competition ( European Cup/Champions League) 8 times. All the other games have been in The CWC, UEFA/Fairs Cup.
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« Reply #229 on: November 15, 2007, 04:59:27 PM »
I'll put it another way.
They have competed in Europe for a total of 13 seasons (not counting this season)
During that time they have only played in the top competition ( European Cup/Champions League) 8 times. All the other games have been in The CWC, UEFA/Fairs Cup.
Ah, thought they had never played in the European cup/Champions league? assuming you mean qualifiers?

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« Reply #230 on: November 15, 2007, 05:31:11 PM »
Ah, thought they had never played in the European cup/Champions league? assuming you mean qualifiers?

Fucking hell mate.....are you having a blonde week?
In their 119 years.....at the highest level in Europe they have the following record.

Champions League games played        = 0
Goals scored                                  = 0

European Cup games played             = 8
Goals scored                                 = 13
Total European goals scored            = 71 (All competitions)
 
Record European goalscorer
Fred Pickering                                = 12

They have competed in European 13 times.
Apart from winning the CWC in 1985 the furthest they have been in any European competition was 3rd round


Qualifiers don't count.
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« Reply #231 on: November 15, 2007, 05:36:15 PM »
Fucking hell mate.....are you having a blonde week?

Qualifiers don't count.

That's Gerrard's European goal record fucked then.

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« Reply #232 on: November 15, 2007, 09:02:28 PM »
A flight with business class to be honest.

I don't think there is any airline who fly's to Malaga with a business class facility on it. Rick Parry is always on Easyjet.

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« Reply #233 on: November 15, 2007, 10:08:14 PM »
I don't think there is any airline who fly's to Malaga with a business class facility on it. Rick Parry is always on Easyjet.

That's nice mate, Arteta was going to Madrid, and I don't really care about flights or Malaga or Parry's flights.
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« Reply #234 on: November 15, 2007, 10:17:26 PM »
Went to Madrid Saturday till today, and interestingly, Mikel Arteta was on the same Easyjet flight as me going out to Madrid from JL airport, this was mid-afternoon, the day before the Chelsea match. I take it he didn't play Sunday, but I was quite surprised he would be on an Easyjet flight.

I'm sure I recall seeing the whole Liverpool team flying out for a euro game on Easyjet, on one of those Airline/Airport documentary progs. Thought it was weird that they didnt fly on something a bit flashier, but i guess its good to see they werent just spunking money up the wall!
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« Reply #235 on: November 15, 2007, 10:28:25 PM »
I'm sure I recall seeing the whole Liverpool team flying out for a euro game on Easyjet, on one of those Airline/Airport documentary progs. Thought it was weird that they didnt fly on something a bit flashier, but i guess its good to see they werent just spunking money up the wall!

Yeah, it's definitely strange, the only thing I can guess is that it is to do with the timing's of the flights just being perfect for them.
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« Reply #236 on: November 15, 2007, 11:11:29 PM »
Yeah, it's definitely strange, the only thing I can guess is that it is to do with the timing's of the flights just being perfect for them.

Nothing strange about it as I have already pointed out. They all travel on easy jet, Gerrard, Pennant, Crouch, Parry, Arteta. There is no one else who flies from Liverpool to Spain and definitely no one with a business class facility on board.

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« Reply #237 on: November 15, 2007, 11:34:33 PM »
Nothing strange about it as I have already pointed out. They all travel on easy jet, Gerrard, Pennant, Crouch, Parry, Arteta. There is no one else who flies from Liverpool to Spain and definitely no one with a business class facility on board.

They are footy players though, a 30 minute drive to Manchester airport is hardly gonna be a stretch. If I had the money I know I would be doing it, even if it did mean going to that dump.
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« Reply #238 on: November 15, 2007, 11:59:55 PM »
That's Gerrard's European goal record fucked then.
They count if you end up qualifying though.







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« Reply #239 on: November 16, 2007, 12:44:35 AM »
If you want to be pedantic then yes.  :P The point remains the same.
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