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A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« on: September 14, 2005, 05:00:53 PM »
To Keep myself awake in work i was wondering over this tricky question.

If i was offered a night with Angelina Jolie, would i accept upon the condition that my mrs spends the night with Brad Pitt. Ive spent several hours thinking about this, and im still unsure as to what i would do

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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2005, 05:01:53 PM »
Just shag her for gods sake, do the Mrs a favour!
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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2005, 05:03:02 PM »
Just shag her for gods sake, do the Mrs a favour!

Im not sure id enjoy it though knowing she was with someone else.

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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2005, 05:03:18 PM »
To Keep myself awake in work i was wondering over this tricky question.

If i was offered a night with Angelina Jolie, would i accept upon the condition that my mrs spends the night with Brad Pitt. Ive spent several hours thinking about this, and im still unsure as to what i would do

Do it.

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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2005, 05:05:19 PM »
Just shag her for gods sake, do the Mrs a favour!

Helly!!!

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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2005, 05:09:22 PM »
I couldn't do it.

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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2005, 05:13:25 PM »
Just do it - mine would be forever grateful I'm sure!!  :)

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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2005, 05:19:26 PM »
But brad pit hmm.
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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2005, 05:36:35 PM »
I have to agree with Helly, do it do it now for the love of god  :wave

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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2005, 07:00:41 PM »
Have a foursome !
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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2005, 07:03:02 PM »
Have a foursome !
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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2005, 07:03:14 PM »
To Keep myself awake in work i was wondering over this tricky question.

If i was offered a night with Angelina Jolie, would i accept upon the condition that my mrs spends the night with Brad Pitt. Ive spent several hours thinking about this, and im still unsure as to what i would do

Only if he promised to keep her
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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2005, 07:33:41 PM »
Deffo agree to let her have an hour with Brad,just the excuse I,ve been looking for as she will realise how good I am  :lickin.

Cheryl Tweedy instead for me too,don,t think I,d last an hour though  :butt
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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2005, 07:36:18 PM »
I'd only do it on condition I never got caught.
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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2005, 07:43:50 PM »
Jolie? No. Elisha Cuthbert or Cheryl Tweedy... yes.

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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2005, 07:54:43 PM »
i would deffo slip her the sausage.
it would make my mrs appreciate me even more aftershe has been shagged by an ugly,pencil dick like brad pitt.

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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2005, 07:55:10 PM »
Who the fuck is Elisha Cuthbert  ??? pic please ;D
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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2005, 08:31:51 PM »
She was in "Girl next door" shes absolutely awesome!   :)

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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2005, 09:12:23 PM »
Why not go for a foursome?

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Re: A poser for those of us with long term partners?
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2005, 09:22:37 PM »
It all depends on what your wife looks like. :D
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