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Offline JonnyCigarettes®

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Angry Cisse
« on: September 8, 2005, 10:15:13 PM »
The couple of times i've seen Cisse at Anfield, he's seemed a bit lightweight for such a muscular lad. I know he's all about pace and poaching goals, but he seemed to get beaten in the air too much and got knocked over by defenders a bit. It made me wonder if he had a touch of the Heskeys about him.

Next thing the club shit all over him and, like David Bannerman, we get The Incredible Angry Cisse!

Comes on in the Super Cup Final and wins it with two goals (three if you count putting it onto someone's head so they can't miss), then still fuming scores another two for France.

So come on, Liverpool fans. You know what to do. Insult his wife, throw missiles at him and boo him.

If we piss him off enough, he'll get thirty this season. Grrrrr.....

« Last Edit: September 8, 2005, 10:19:32 PM by JonnyCigarettes® »
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Offline dikwad

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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #1 on: September 8, 2005, 10:19:51 PM »
 >:( Get in there Cisse lad!!
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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #2 on: September 8, 2005, 10:51:05 PM »
make sure he doesnt get his parrot back!
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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #3 on: September 8, 2005, 11:09:01 PM »
Get a load of quads and go teararsing around his manor on the eve of a home match.
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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #4 on: September 8, 2005, 11:42:25 PM »
Cisse is a legend. Just watch him he'll show you!

Ill book mark this page, then when i randomly see it in december ill bring it up again and hopefully be proved correct.
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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #5 on: September 9, 2005, 01:03:58 AM »
All the guy need is to start scoring goals in the premiership to get his confidence up - once he does that, he'll be unstoppable. If that means that we need to piss him off to get started, so be it!!

2005 is the year of the Djibber!!!!
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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #6 on: September 9, 2005, 12:10:23 PM »
Cissè rivals Owen for most threads in a week here.
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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #7 on: September 9, 2005, 04:39:21 PM »
Loads of new posters about
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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #8 on: September 9, 2005, 04:46:06 PM »
Quote from: whitey1234 on September  8, 2005, 10:51:05 PM
make sure he doesnt get his parrot back!
;D

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Offline BarneyAKRubble3

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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #9 on: September 9, 2005, 04:47:10 PM »
He makes me laugh Cisse, he lets you know if you've played a bad ball to him and he can be a leader on the pitch as well as wearing his heart on his sleeve.
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Offline Xabi

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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #10 on: September 9, 2005, 04:47:17 PM »
Remember Terry shit it in the CL semi when Cisse flipped
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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #11 on: September 9, 2005, 04:49:39 PM »
Quote from: BarneyAKRubble3 on September  9, 2005, 04:47:10 PM
He makes me laugh Cisse, he lets you know if you've played a bad ball to him

You mean he moans at the person who played the ball and gets in a huff.
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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #12 on: September 9, 2005, 05:31:48 PM »
Danny just think it's hilarious watching him spit his dummy out and waving his arms in the air. Unlike some strikers he's always in the think of the action, you'll know he's on the field and he shows a great desire and commitment to the cause. Definatly has great potential and certainly has the right attitude to be a success here.
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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #13 on: September 9, 2005, 05:33:55 PM »
Quote from: Xabi on September  9, 2005, 04:47:17 PM
Remember Terry shit it in the CL semi when Cisse flipped

thats was brilliant!
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Re: Angry Cisse
« Reply #14 on: September 9, 2005, 05:47:05 PM »
Gentlemen - i think we'll be fine this year. I just left an anonymous voicemail at his house saying the following:

CISSE - WE HAVE YOUR PARROT.  SCORE 20+ GOALS  IF YOU WANT TO SEE HIM EVER AGAIN. THE PARROT HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU. . .(Shuffling heard in the background as duct tape is heard being ripped off a beak, followed by a wailing. . . "Coooo-caaaaaaw!"

Yes, gentlemen.. . i think we'll be just fine.
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