Julian: "Are you aware of the music known as jazz?"
Noel: "Jazz, what's that, 1984, Matt Bianco (sings badly) What is lo-o-o-ove anywa-a-a-y, does anybody love anybody anyway?"
Julian: "No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft."
"My other Uncle, Boris, was into cryogenics....all my uncles are called Boris - strange"
Julian:"I span the genres, they call me the genre spanner."
Noel:"They call you the spanner"
"Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie".
Noel:"I've made a start on Mrs. Gideon's parcel"
Julian:"Have you?....well break out the trumpets"