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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18800 on: July 23, 2011, 10:56:47 PM »
Shane Ritchie and David Essex in the crowd looking around.....

Probably for the exits.
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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18801 on: July 23, 2011, 10:57:42 PM »
This playing to the crowd is quite cringeworthy. Just concentrate on winning the fight, you bell.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18802 on: July 23, 2011, 10:58:45 PM »
Can't stand all that showboating shite.

Getting ugly this.
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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18803 on: July 23, 2011, 11:00:10 PM »
Chisora looks like he doesnt wanna be there.

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18804 on: July 23, 2011, 11:00:17 PM »
This is so bad it's funny. Crap boxers, crap commentary. At least the khan bout will be better.....

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18805 on: July 23, 2011, 11:00:29 PM »
Chisora's done here, even if he lands a decent punch he is going to struggle to follow it up. Fury has shown that he can take a decent shot in isolation so really he is going to have to get lucky  with one flush

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18806 on: July 23, 2011, 11:01:28 PM »
"jab him to the chest"

Chisora's got no chance of winning with instructions like that
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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18807 on: July 23, 2011, 11:02:40 PM »
LMAO, this is hilarious both are totally wrecked.

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18808 on: July 23, 2011, 11:02:54 PM »
embarrassing now

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18809 on: July 23, 2011, 11:03:07 PM »
This playing to the crowd shite is so hard to watch..its painful! fucking embarrasing

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18810 on: July 23, 2011, 11:03:31 PM »
That round was fucking dreadfull
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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18811 on: July 23, 2011, 11:03:39 PM »
Has that just happened? That was fucking embarrassing and cringeworthy. Talk of a fight with klitschko? Behave.
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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18812 on: July 23, 2011, 11:04:05 PM »
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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18813 on: July 23, 2011, 11:04:07 PM »
Both doing a great job in boxing themselves out of a bout against a klitchko. Why would they go against either of these (other than money)

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18814 on: July 23, 2011, 11:04:24 PM »
And these are professional boxers ? Shit commentators as well.

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18815 on: July 23, 2011, 11:04:51 PM »
That round was fucking dreadfull

To think that the winner of this fight could fight Wladimir for the titles he has says alot about the state of the heavyweight division..the khan fight will be better (it can't get much worse :) )

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18816 on: July 23, 2011, 11:05:53 PM »
Been hilarious this! I'm just waiting for Pat Nevin to give his 'tactical' advice.

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18817 on: July 23, 2011, 11:06:50 PM »
Weightwatchers must be loving this.
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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18818 on: July 23, 2011, 11:07:19 PM »
Been hilarious this! I'm just waiting for Pat Nevin to give his 'tactical' advice.

The only tactical advice they need is to get their hands up and start throwing some punches instead of winking to their wives in the crowd haha i cant believe my eyes mate

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18819 on: July 23, 2011, 11:07:32 PM »
John Barnes is getting ready for the post-fight discussion.
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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18820 on: July 23, 2011, 11:08:16 PM »
To think that the winner of this fight could fight Wladimir for the titles he has says alot about the state of the heavyweight division..the khan fight will be better (it can't get much worse :) )

Wladimir would take either of these 2 within the first round.

In fact he could fight both boxers and the same time and not break into a sweat.
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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18821 on: July 23, 2011, 11:08:46 PM »
I'm only 5 foot 6 but I still think I'd batter these on this performance. And I'm scared of spiders. And I haven't had a fight since I was 11.
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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18822 on: July 23, 2011, 11:09:02 PM »
Klitschko's watching this going "Haha, fuck off! Shek da hyand."
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18823 on: July 23, 2011, 11:09:28 PM »
Got a feeling Collymore might be talking about punching the man and not aiming for any zones.

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18824 on: July 23, 2011, 11:09:58 PM »
Wladimir would take either of these 2 within the first round.

In fact he could fight both boxers and the same time and not break into a sweat.

Whilst blindfolded!

They don't deserve to fight him mate I can't see it happening after this joke of a fight..imagine if you had paid money to watch this shite?

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18825 on: July 23, 2011, 11:10:32 PM »
Like 2 pissed up slappers fighting now.
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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18826 on: July 23, 2011, 11:10:36 PM »
LMAO!!!

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18827 on: July 23, 2011, 11:10:42 PM »
As shite as the whole thing is, it is entertaining.

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18828 on: July 23, 2011, 11:10:43 PM »
:lmao  :lmao  :lmao

In fucking tears here!
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18829 on: July 23, 2011, 11:11:16 PM »
Chisoras last stand there,that'll be it.
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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18830 on: July 23, 2011, 11:12:03 PM »
Comedy Gold I want a rematch!

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18831 on: July 23, 2011, 11:12:07 PM »
 :lmao

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18832 on: July 23, 2011, 11:12:10 PM »
:lmao  :lmao  :lmao

In fucking tears here!

I think they heard me when I said they should start throwing punches!

He started swinging like a madman  ;D fucking hell same again in the 11th please bahahahahahaha

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18833 on: July 23, 2011, 11:12:34 PM »
 :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18834 on: July 23, 2011, 11:13:43 PM »
Whilst blindfolded!

They don't deserve to fight him mate I can't see it happening after this joke of a fight..imagine if you had paid money to watch this shite?

They should be paying us money to watch this mate.

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18835 on: July 23, 2011, 11:13:45 PM »
Puts all the comments the other week about David Haye being shit into context.

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18836 on: July 23, 2011, 11:14:04 PM »
That's right, Del, it's more important to play to the crowd there than try to hang on to your title.  ::)

Quite shoddy this, but the barrage followed by Fury bumming him over the top rope had me on the floor.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18837 on: July 23, 2011, 11:14:39 PM »
Hope Fury gets to fight Vlad now.

I'll be able to scrape a couple free spares hopefully  8)

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18838 on: July 23, 2011, 11:14:55 PM »
They should be paying us money to watch this mate.

And compensation for the 45 mins of our lives that we cant get back

I know yeah..It was all made worthwhile for Chisora's outburst..I bellylaughed

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Re: Boxing thread
« Reply #18839 on: July 23, 2011, 11:15:06 PM »
Puts all the comments the other week about David Haye being shit into context.

Haye would beat both of these guys easily.