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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #1 on: June 1, 2005, 11:23:37 PM »
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“The rules should have been clearly defined before the tournament. But I am sure nobody expected a side outside the top four to go on and win it.

He makes it too fucking easy.
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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #2 on: June 1, 2005, 11:24:58 PM »
He makes it too fucking easy.

I can hear him now.

"Well if the RS can win it so can Everton.  Easy peasy".
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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #3 on: June 1, 2005, 11:25:48 PM »
It's like watching Prime Minister's Question Time, this.
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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #4 on: June 1, 2005, 11:30:25 PM »
I am with the author of the thread - Kendall has obviously been hitting the booze to even imagine that collection of shite are even going to make it past the group stage (should they scrape through to that!!)

Still it is always fun to laugh at their delusions of grandeur, and even more fun to watch them hit the ground with a bump!
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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #5 on: June 2, 2005, 07:58:54 AM »
I'm still chuckling this morning after a full nights sleep.
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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #6 on: June 2, 2005, 08:01:10 AM »
"For example, if Everton win the Champions League next season but finish fifth they should be allowed to defend their title."

And he looks like Deputy Dawg.

And they should also be awarded 6 european cups retrospectively  for the period they couldn't contest and dominate Europe. That Milan side were shite
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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #7 on: June 2, 2005, 08:06:45 AM »
once i stopped laughing i thought well actually he's right.

 i wont be rushing out to put a bet on though :)
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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #8 on: June 2, 2005, 08:35:54 AM »
old school Kendall joke...

The Everton board are worried about Howard Kendall's drinking problem, so one day they call him into the office: "Listen, Howard, you really need to get dried out."
Kendall thought they said Rideout so he went and bought him.  :)

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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #9 on: June 2, 2005, 08:38:39 AM »
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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #10 on: June 2, 2005, 09:07:21 AM »
The truth was (as I have not checked lately) that before the final the bookies were offering higher odds on everton winning next years CL than us and we're not even in it.

After the events of last week though I am suprised at you lot, surely after being 3-0 down to Milan and winning we could all believe in miracles? everton winning it though would I admit be more divine intervention.

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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #11 on: June 2, 2005, 10:24:44 AM »
I could have told you he had a drink problem when he turned up to my junior team's prize giving night and they put him in a taxi home.

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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #12 on: June 2, 2005, 11:04:58 AM »
Don't tell Kendall my post ended up in "The Boozer" or we'll never get rid of him!
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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #13 on: June 2, 2005, 12:34:08 PM »
Kendall is a tit of the highest fucking magnitude. How they persist in rolling this feller out is beyond me.

He has the arguments of a 5 year old, and the repetitiveness of Gareth Gates on a rap album.

Tit. Hate the guy!!
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Re: Howard Kendall really DOES have a drink problem.
« Reply #14 on: June 2, 2005, 12:46:11 PM »
The truth was (as I have not checked lately) that before the final the bookies were offering higher odds on everton winning next years CL than us and we're not even in it.

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