If our football team was a penis
Beirut - Cherbourg
IT'S STILL MARCH YOU JUG EARED CRISP FONDLER
If you can speak Klingon just take your own life. It's too late for you. You can't unlearn that shit.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.
Controversially, if it came down to a choice between selling Suarez and selling Carroll, I’d sell Suarez.
I use body glide, find it much better than Vaseline
Most of your eyes are about as much use as Stevie Wonders binoculars....Even your ja ps eye is a busted flush
Too many fucking drama queens in here - if the arl arses had their way we'd be pushing burning tyres down Anfield Road.
no idea, something about skyrim, but pretty good...http://www.youtube.com/v/4z9TdDCWN7g
I mean seriously how the fuck does he do it? How is he so fucking brilliant that his brilliance makes everyone play better?