Author Topic: "This fella shouted" (Read 592070 times)

Paddock77 · « **Reply #2520 on:** May 18, 2011, 08:28:57 am »

Main Stand on Sunday - A bloke behind me who seems alright but is quick to have a dig at Dirk - As the streaker is being dragged off by the stewards and police, shouts " Fuck me and they're leaving Kuyt on" !!

A Feint Zebra · « **Reply #2521 on:** May 18, 2011, 09:21:29 am »

Quote from: redmanphil on May 17, 2011, 04:18:41 pm

I know that fella, sits in lower anny in block 125/126 on the aisle. Slightly racist bloke too.

Yup, that'll be him - I was seat 132

Never heard owt racist from him that day (not that I can remember)

main-stand-molby · « **Reply #2522 on:** May 18, 2011, 09:23:19 am »

Quote from: theboyspen on May 17, 2011, 03:54:52 pm

I remember that 'patting the mouth' business! It was huge in the 80's! Along with the 'whistling' (can only describe it as this; If it was a tune the words would be, 'We know what yer doing' Or 'ne-ne-ne-ne-ner ner!!'

remember the whistling well, you still occassionally hear it - think the Geordies do it a fair bit still.

Jimmy Conway · « **Reply #2523 on:** May 18, 2011, 10:06:24 am »

Quote from: A Feint Zebra on May 18, 2011, 09:21:29 am

Yup, that'll be him - I was seat 132 Never heard owt racist from him that day (not that I can remember)

I wouldnt say he is racist, just stuck in his ways like most most of the older generations. That fella seems to call everyone a 'Gang of Arabs'

Ive sat next to him a few times on mates season ticket. So right loons round that section. Like the bloke who wears a balaclava and sits with his shopping bag on his knee. He never gets off his seat, even when we score.

Great stuff though, good to have so many characters in the ground.

mattsant · « **Reply #2524 on:** May 18, 2011, 10:36:38 am »

Quote from: El Ninos Black Eye on May 1, 2011, 10:33:49 pm

Not exactly what someone shouted. But them t-shirts being sold around the ground saying "Kenny says Piss Off" are quality.

Red Squiggle · « **Reply #2525 on:** May 18, 2011, 06:21:03 pm »

In the pub watching the Spurs game with Jonjo Shelvey waiting to come on in place of Jay Spearing after the camera has been focussing on a frustrated looking Pepe Reina post penalty and some neutral fella who was watching perks up with...

"Christ! Have your lads all been training up near Sellafield or what?" in reference to the number of bald players in our team. Had forgotten about it to be honest, but having just seen L6 Red's new twitter profile it all came flooding back.....

Luke Timmis · « **Reply #2526 on:** May 18, 2011, 09:55:07 pm »

Bit of a shit one like but... totally embarrassing moment for myself! at the Northhampton game earlier in the season i was sitting on the Kop and it was the first half of extra time. Danny agger had received the ball in front of Brad Jones, i thought that he was one on one with the oppositions keeper as i had forgot about extra time and switching ends aha. I stand up and shout 'go ed agger!!! Went bright red!

Apollo · « **Reply #2527 on:** May 18, 2011, 09:59:08 pm »

Quote from: Luke Timmis on May 18, 2011, 09:55:07 pm

Bit of a shit one like but... totally embarrassing moment for myself! at the Northhampton game earlier in the season i was sitting on the Kop and it was the first half of extra time. Danny agger had received the ball in front of Brad Jones, i thought that he was one on one with the oppositions keeper as i had forgot about extra time and switching ends aha. I stand up and shout 'go ed agger!!! Went bright red!

Unlucky. Do you usually have trouble watching football?

Luke Timmis · « **Reply #2528 on:** May 18, 2011, 10:04:44 pm »

Quote from: Apollo on May 18, 2011, 09:59:08 pm

Unlucky. Do you usually have trouble watching football?

haha

Naa i wasnt on the ball that day

aggerdid · « **Reply #2529 on:** May 18, 2011, 10:11:04 pm »

Quote from: Luke Timmis on May 18, 2011, 10:04:44 pm

haha Naa i wasnt on the ball that day

i don't think anyone was

SMD · « **Reply #2530 on:** August 18, 2011, 09:06:36 pm »

Quote from: handlebar on September 5, 2004, 12:31:34 pm

Bruce Grob's testimonial game was televised (not the bit with the gladiators doing cartwheels though boooooo !). My Dad taped it. When I got home he had the tape wound back, ready to go to a specific bit. Can't remeber who was going to take the throw in, Just at that point clear as a whistle you could hear a young lads voice "Dad tell him Gary's farted again and it smells like the seashore" Laughing writing it.

Not too sure what they'd been feeding him.

Best one in this thread.

crackerbox · « **Reply #2531 on:** August 18, 2011, 11:20:16 pm »

Quote from: Luke Timmis on May 18, 2011, 09:55:07 pm

Bit of a shit one like but... totally embarrassing moment for myself! at the Northhampton game earlier in the season i was sitting on the Kop and it was the first half of extra time. Danny agger had received the ball in front of Brad Jones, i thought that he was one on one with the oppositions keeper as i had forgot about extra time and switching ends aha. I stand up and shout 'go ed agger!!! Went bright red!

Same thing happened to me watching the Arsenal (first game of last season) in the Pub. They showed Ngogs goal again and I went jumping up and down and cheering. Everyone else was quiet...Funny, that

The Jolly Boys Outing · « **Reply #2532 on:** August 21, 2011, 11:57:59 pm »

Quote from: Luke Timmis on May 18, 2011, 09:55:07 pm

Bit of a shit one like but... totally embarrassing moment for myself! at the Northhampton game earlier in the season i was sitting on the Kop and it was the first half of extra time. Danny agger had received the ball in front of Brad Jones, i thought that he was one on one with the oppositions keeper as i had forgot about extra time and switching ends aha. I stand up and shout 'go ed agger!!! Went bright red!

hahahahaha

AnfieldIron · « **Reply #2533 on:** August 27, 2011, 11:06:09 pm »

Anyone else see the topless fella in the Kop wearing the cat mask?

Prof · « **Reply #2534 on:** August 27, 2011, 11:12:39 pm »

I was playing 6-a-side on Thursday evening, and this guy goes in goal (must have been in his 40s) and made a reaction save with his feet after going the wrong way.

One lad shouted "rolling back the years there Dave" which another guy follows up as quick as a flash with "yeah, it's like the 1980s".

PonderthePoint · « **Reply #2535 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:16:04 am »

Loads of questionable ref decisions today, some fella behind me in 304 after a decision is fuming and screams at the ref "you're a bad gobshite", so simple but I couldn't stop laughing for ages, proper tickled me.

only6times · « **Reply #2536 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:49:04 am »

Quote from: AnfieldIron on August 27, 2011, 11:06:09 pm

Anyone else see the topless fella in the Kop wearing the cat mask?

Was by us, bad nugget showing his tan off.

foreverred1983 · « **Reply #2537 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:47:39 pm »

Quote from: PonderthePoint on August 28, 2011, 02:16:04 am

Loads of questionable ref decisions today, some fella behind me in 304 after a decision is fuming and screams at the ref "you're a bad gobshite", so simple but I couldn't stop laughing for ages, proper tickled me.

simple is always best

geofferino · « **Reply #2538 on:** September 13, 2011, 06:31:05 pm »

Might be going against the general theme of the thread a little but thought it was worth putting here for a laugh.

Watching the game this Saturday at home with the missus and getting increasingly frustrated. Was bouncing round the room in the dying minutes when we just couldn't find the net and ended up punching the footstool, more than a little bit too hard. Immediately realised I'd broken something and ran to the kitchen to get it on ice and run it under the cold tap. Bent over the sink groaning and writhing around I heard the commentators voice rise and turned round to my missus who was clearly dead worried about me and said as calm as you like "what's happening in the match?!" Turned out it was just the final whistle.

After the dust settled, she reminded me of this, thought it was dead funny in hindsight how I still had one thing on my mind. Not sure if 'll find it so funny after a few more weeks in a cast mind you.

AnfieldIron · « **Reply #2539 on:** September 24, 2011, 08:07:21 pm »

Was that a rendition of "Who are ya?!" in the paddock towards the Anny Road end after the first goal today?

Gerrard got a good reception when he came on

El_Pistolero7 · « **Reply #2540 on:** September 24, 2011, 08:54:11 pm »

When dirk playfully grabbed the wolves player from behind someone near me shouted ' Fukin 'av him dirk' or summat along those lines... made me laugh

GorstStreetBoy · « **Reply #2541 on:** October 16, 2011, 12:17:49 pm »

Not really a 'this fella shouted' but 'Whos the scouser in the wig?' and 'The hair is not yours' from the Kop yesterday were hilarious.

A Feint Zebra · « **Reply #2542 on:** October 16, 2011, 01:21:12 pm »

Quote from: GorstStreetBoy on October 16, 2011, 12:17:49 pm

Not really a 'this fella shouted' but 'Whos the scouser in the wig?' and 'The hair is not yours' from the Kop yesterday were hilarious.

Someone behind me shouted "oy, its the Fresh Prince" at Welbeck - made me and a few scores of people chuckle

1021 · « **Reply #2543 on:** October 16, 2011, 01:23:10 pm »

Someone called Kenny a 'fucking gobshite', that was funny

Red Squiggle · « **Reply #2544 on:** October 16, 2011, 04:31:06 pm »

Quote from: A Feint Zebra on October 16, 2011, 01:21:12 pm

Someone behind me shouted "oy, its the Fresh Prince" at Welbeck - made me and a few scores of people chuckle

RACIST!

Only messing. Not from the game I suppose, but the Big Sam twitter comment about "Fabio, Valencia and Nani being stood in the Man United wall and looking like the three ages of Michael Jackson" comment was priceless.

John C · « **Reply #2545 on:** November 5, 2011, 08:36:12 pm »

When Routledge went down in the second half Danny Graham didn't kick it out when he had the chance, after a few moments Johnson kicked it. The Lower Centenary Stand went mad and Graham came over to take the throw-in. This fella scream "why the fuck didn't you throw it out", Graham said "I was going to but I couldn't get it back" there was all kind getting shouted at him so he had a bit of banter. Routledge stayed down and the fella shouted "tell that c*nt he's a twat", Routledge then stared to come over to the touchline and the fella said again "tell him he's a lazy c*nt ". Then Graham turned round and said "he's coming over now you can tell him yourself".

Ar fuck, you had to be there everyone was in stitches.

Shanks1965 · « **Reply #2546 on:** November 5, 2011, 08:46:45 pm »

Quote from: John C on November 5, 2011, 08:36:12 pm

When Routledge went down in the second half Danny Graham didn't kick it out when he had the chance, after a few moments Johnson kicked it. The Lower Centenary Stand went mad and Graham came over to take the throw-in. This fella scream "why the fuck didn't you throw it out", Graham said "I was going to but I couldn't get it back" there was all kind getting shouted at him so he had a bit of banter. Routledge stayed down and the fella shouted "tell that c*nt he's a twat", Routledge then stared to come over to the touchline and the fella said again "tell him he's a lazy c*nt ". Then Graham turned round and said "he's coming over now you can tell him yourself".

Ar fuck, you had to be there everyone was in stitches.

Funny.

A Feint Zebra · « **Reply #2547 on:** November 5, 2011, 08:54:08 pm »

Quote from: John C on November 5, 2011, 08:36:12 pm

When Routledge went down in the second half Danny Graham didn't kick it out when he had the chance, after a few moments Johnson kicked it. The Lower Centenary Stand went mad and Graham came over to take the throw-in. This fella scream "why the fuck didn't you throw it out", Graham said "I was going to but I couldn't get it back" there was all kind getting shouted at him so he had a bit of banter. Routledge stayed down and the fella shouted "tell that c*nt he's a twat", Routledge then stared to come over to the touchline and the fella said again "tell him he's a lazy c*nt ". Then Graham turned round and said "he's coming over now you can tell him yourself".

Ar fuck, you had to be there everyone was in stitches.

Highlight of the game

Dam · « **Reply #2548 on:** November 5, 2011, 09:12:04 pm »

Quote from: John C on November 5, 2011, 08:36:12 pm

When Routledge went down in the second half Danny Graham didn't kick it out when he had the chance, after a few moments Johnson kicked it. The Lower Centenary Stand went mad and Graham came over to take the throw-in. This fella scream "why the fuck didn't you throw it out", Graham said "I was going to but I couldn't get it back" there was all kind getting shouted at him so he had a bit of banter. Routledge stayed down and the fella shouted "tell that c*nt he's a twat", Routledge then stared to come over to the touchline and the fella said again "tell him he's a lazy c*nt ". Then Graham turned round and said "he's coming over now you can tell him yourself".

Ar fuck, you had to be there everyone was in stitches.

Pistolero · « **Reply #2549 on:** November 5, 2011, 09:15:32 pm »

Quote from: John C on November 5, 2011, 08:36:12 pm

"tell that c*nt he's a twat",

AnfieldIron · « **Reply #2550 on:** December 1, 2011, 12:38:11 am »

Anyone in the toilets at Stamford Bridge last night hear that fella checking for ciggies being politely told to do one by everyone in there?

Gave up and when he realised that people were smoking spliffs, started shouting "No cigarette, only ganja!"

Gave us a laugh like

bradders1011 · « **Reply #2551 on:** December 3, 2011, 07:29:20 pm »

Went along to Charlton today with a Carlisle mate to watch their cup tie, couple of good shouts came up.

In the second half the Charlton keeper scuffed a clearance, crowd's a bit quiet and some bloke chimes up with "Oi, keeper...you're shit at kicking!"

They've also got a big electronic scoreboard, and every so often an advert runs which shows a goldfish swimming across the screen every now and then - all the home fans go "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish" every time it swims across

Wouldn't mind seeing The Valley back in the Prem.

Pheeny · « **Reply #2552 on:** December 3, 2011, 08:59:31 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on December 3, 2011, 07:29:20 pm

Went along to Charlton today with a Carlisle mate to watch their cup tie, couple of good shouts came up.

In the second half the Charlton keeper scuffed a clearance, crowd's a bit quiet and some bloke chimes up with "Oi, keeper...you're shit at kicking!"

They've also got a big electronic scoreboard, and every so often an advert runs which shows a goldfish swimming across the screen every now and then - all the home fans go "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish" every time it swims across

Wouldn't mind seeing The Valley back in the Prem.

2 of the funniest chants I've ever heard...

john_mac · « **Reply #2553 on:** December 3, 2011, 09:49:22 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on December 3, 2011, 07:29:20 pm

Went along to Charlton today with a Carlisle mate to watch their cup tie, couple of good shouts came up.

In the second half the Charlton keeper scuffed a clearance, crowd's a bit quiet and some bloke chimes up with "Oi, keeper...you're shit at kicking!"

They've also got a big electronic scoreboard, and every so often an advert runs which shows a goldfish swimming across the screen every now and then - all the home fans go "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish" every time it swims across

Wouldn't mind seeing The Valley back in the Prem.

Fuck me you're easily pleased

Always_A_Red · « **Reply #2554 on:** December 3, 2011, 10:35:06 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on December 3, 2011, 07:29:20 pm

Went along to Charlton today with a Carlisle mate to watch their cup tie, couple of good shouts came up.

In the second half the Charlton keeper scuffed a clearance, crowd's a bit quiet and some bloke chimes up with "Oi, keeper...you're shit at kicking!"

They've also got a big electronic scoreboard, and every so often an advert runs which shows a goldfish swimming across the screen every now and then - all the home fans go "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish" every time it swims across

Wouldn't mind seeing The Valley back in the Prem.

Was this ur first time out in a while? lol

PAC-MAN · « **Reply #2555 on:** December 3, 2011, 10:39:07 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on December 3, 2011, 07:29:20 pm

Went along to Charlton today with a Carlisle mate to watch their cup tie, couple of good shouts came up.

In the second half the Charlton keeper scuffed a clearance, crowd's a bit quiet and some bloke chimes up with "Oi, keeper...you're shit at kicking!"

They've also got a big electronic scoreboard, and every so often an advert runs which shows a goldfish swimming across the screen every now and then - all the home fans go "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish" every time it swims across

Wouldn't mind seeing The Valley back in the Prem.

Quote from: john_mac on December 3, 2011, 09:49:22 pm

Fuck me you're easily pleased

Just thought that me self haha

And Could He Play · « **Reply #2556 on:** December 3, 2011, 10:47:26 pm »

Quote from: Always_A_Red on December 3, 2011, 10:35:06 pm

Was this ur first time out in a while? lol

ha ha ha.

AshTJ · « **Reply #2557 on:** December 13, 2011, 05:55:49 pm »

Couple of minutes after the goal on Saturday, the ball was down near us in the main stand. Was right near the front so a lot of people shouting at the players etc. Anyway Suarez came over and won a throw in or something and the fella behind me shouted 'thataboy Roland!' in reply to all the rat chants. Don't think he knew what he ment, or even heard/understood him. but Henderson looked back and gave the guy a cheeky smile. Was funny at the time.

DerekAcorah · « **Reply #2558 on:** December 13, 2011, 06:58:17 pm »

Quote from: Prof on August 27, 2011, 11:12:39 pm

I was playing 6-a-side on Thursday evening, and this guy goes in goal (must have been in his 40s) and made a reaction save with his feet after going the wrong way.

One lad shouted "rolling back the years there Dave" which another guy follows up as quick as a flash with "yeah, it's like the 1980s".

What is funny about that?

Fiasco · « **Reply #2559 on:** December 13, 2011, 07:21:33 pm »

Quote from: DerekAcorah on December 13, 2011, 06:58:17 pm

What is funny about that?

Ask Sam...

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