Please lets have a bit a fun
Don't doom and damn this thread!!
Leave your stories and laughs from Anfield or as far away as you like
Mine?
Pre Cardiff FA cup final 2006 I had exhausted everywhere for a ticket. Three days before I got a disabled ticket and needed a carer. My brother (whom we affectionately hold as the mentally challenged in the house) was the wheelchair bound one.
Went to the local charity shop and sourced a shitty, and I mean shitty old wheelchair. Off we went.
In the pub outside I had to carry the chair because he was twatted. I wheel him in and he was playing up to the part no-end.
Upon entrance a sudden wash of guilt came over me and I felt a right tight twat but I had a ticket.
Any ways, stewards well onto us and we watching us all game. Try telling someone who is screaming obscenities and attempting to get out of the chair to calm down and stay still. When Gerrard scored however, he flew into the air, running up and down the concrete flooring screaming. After it had all calmed down a steward, who was clocking us all game calmly walked to me and whispered in my ear "Keep your ears open".
About two minutes later the tannoy piped up "Would Lazarus please find his nearest steward"
I nearly died laughing.
