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Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« on: January 6, 2005, 11:34:20 PM »
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #1 on: January 6, 2005, 11:34:48 PM »
You jaffa.....

....see you in a month or so!
It looks to me as if we have signed another 'average' player. I'll hold back my complete opinion until I see the lad play

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #2 on: January 6, 2005, 11:35:25 PM »
 ;D

shit, I'm on dial-up right now and have had a few glasses.

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #3 on: January 6, 2005, 11:36:45 PM »
Oooohhh, how exciting...


...no seriously
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #4 on: January 6, 2005, 11:39:06 PM »
Little ducks walks off if you get a duck.

Just got to 50 and the batsman puts his bat in the air.

Didn't realise Wasim Akram bowled right handed, no one told him.
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #5 on: January 6, 2005, 11:40:41 PM »
Little ducks walks off if you get a duck.

Just got to 50 and the batsman puts his bat in the air.

Didn't realise Wasim Akram bowled right handed, no one told him.

I used to sometimes bowl a left arm delivery.. never worked mind.

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #6 on: January 6, 2005, 11:43:41 PM »
first over:

W W 2 0 W 2     ;D

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #7 on: January 6, 2005, 11:44:51 PM »
Where is Freddie when you need him!

Michael Vaughn is the only one that can bat, well, until some random spinner comes on!

WWW..W  ;D
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #8 on: January 6, 2005, 11:45:55 PM »
how do you fucking play - what are the keys?
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #9 on: January 6, 2005, 11:48:18 PM »
Hit or don't hit!  ;D
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #10 on: January 6, 2005, 11:49:42 PM »
Great game!  :D

But all out for 28.  :-\  ;D

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #11 on: January 6, 2005, 11:50:50 PM »
Great stuff!

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #12 on: January 6, 2005, 11:51:52 PM »
136 all out. Fucking deep mid on gave me some jip.. but enjoyed the raising of the bat when Symonds got his 50.

Think I need some practice.. ;)

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #13 on: January 6, 2005, 11:52:04 PM »
Akram, Ambrose, Thompson....fair bowling line up!
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #14 on: January 6, 2005, 11:53:30 PM »
Akram, Ambrose, Thompson....fair bowling line up!
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I faced Ambrose once... not a problem ;)

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #15 on: January 6, 2005, 11:55:16 PM »
28 all out  :-\

Back to the nets for some practice.
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #16 on: January 6, 2005, 11:56:46 PM »
I'm in the tournament. Just won the group as england.

Bell got a ton, raised his bat and moved his box  ;D
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #17 on: January 7, 2005, 12:03:45 AM »
This is very good!
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #18 on: January 7, 2005, 12:05:55 AM »
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #19 on: January 7, 2005, 12:12:52 AM »
Bit faster that, then?

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #20 on: January 7, 2005, 12:55:25 AM »
Have you seen it when you hit the scoreboard with a six 8)
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #21 on: January 7, 2005, 05:45:05 PM »
Any tips on playing the slower bowlers? They are doing my fucking head in :no
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #22 on: January 7, 2005, 05:52:04 PM »
fuck, there go my exam results!

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #23 on: January 7, 2005, 06:00:44 PM »
I was just twatting Pakistan when Afridi decided to take 5 wickets in one over! >:(

How are you supposed to play that c*nt?
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #24 on: January 7, 2005, 06:08:34 PM »
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #25 on: January 7, 2005, 06:16:31 PM »
I'm always travelling well when i get to Greg Matthews (Advanced Hair, Yeah Yeah)  :-\
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #26 on: January 7, 2005, 06:24:30 PM »
Please someone - how do you play Afridi :no
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #27 on: January 7, 2005, 06:30:02 PM »
Yeah, Afridi and Matthews...I find it much harder batting against the slow to medium bowlers - I'm always getting caught.  :no Must be a timing thing...

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #28 on: January 7, 2005, 06:47:08 PM »
Afridi takes at least 3 wickets off me every facking over! I'm so frustrated I can't even begin to fucking explain :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #29 on: January 7, 2005, 06:48:41 PM »
Afridi takes at least 3 wickets off me every facking over! I'm so frustrated I can't even begin to fucking explain :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no

maybe you're supposed to just block his over out?  :-\
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #30 on: January 7, 2005, 07:10:48 PM »
maybe you're supposed to just block his over out?  :-\
You can't afford to when you are chasing 20 an over - anyway, blocking it out is hard enough. I am working on the theory that you only play it to leg if it bounces a foot (in relative terms) outside leg. Otherwise play it straight or cut it
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #31 on: January 7, 2005, 07:23:08 PM »
Just about to beat them - Afridi comes on - 8 wickets in 9 balls.... You can't play him - it's ruining the game for me! >:(
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #32 on: January 7, 2005, 07:30:08 PM »
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #33 on: January 7, 2005, 07:31:34 PM »
I just wait for the ball to bounce before twatting it one... Often only get 2s n shit, but saves losing all yer wickets... Not quite mastered it mind, but beats getting caught every time you connect with the thing.

Oh, and I twatted the monitor and whooped after hitting Matthews for 6 the first time... Saddo here  :wave

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #34 on: January 7, 2005, 10:28:58 PM »
21 all out  ;D

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #35 on: January 7, 2005, 11:53:24 PM »
Afridi takes at least 3 wickets off me every facking over! I'm so frustrated I can't even begin to fucking explain :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no

Smack him for 6, easy.
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #36 on: January 7, 2005, 11:57:07 PM »
Smack him for 6, easy.
Every time I try he takes me stumps out or I get caught at mid on or mid wicket! :(
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #37 on: January 8, 2005, 12:30:04 AM »
WTF, I played the old versions and they were a piece of piss, this is just way too hard to play properly  :o

Im not that shite am I?  :-[
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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #38 on: January 8, 2005, 12:31:00 AM »
fucking cheating bastard drops the ball and i still get given out  :no :no :no :no :no :no :upyours :upyours :upyours

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Re: Stickcricket is back with a newer version
« Reply #39 on: January 8, 2005, 12:33:39 AM »
WTF, I played the old versions and they were a piece of piss, this is just way too hard to play properly :o

Im not that shite am I? :-[

Better version, justs takes a little time to get into it again. I'm not doing well, but better than most by the looks of it.
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