Sam, just to let yer know, yer missus had a good nights sleep, she has a clear mind and wants to speak to yer.
Sams missus: "Yer bloody selfish get. D'yer really think i'm coming back to yer. All i wanted was a bit of attention, a little kiss here, a little hug there. A pinch of me arse or a squeeze of me tit, but nothing.
Yer too bloody obsessed with yer computer. We could have been good together Sam, but no, yer did'nt see what yer had.
Yer've been getting yerself off over Laddo's bird pics have,nt yer. I know cause i found yer wanking sock under yer desk.
You've lost me Sam, i'm with redpg now. He treats me like a princess.
He even takes me shopping on satday afternoon when you were nowhere to be seen.
He does the dishes, cleans and irons.....................
redpg: "*cough* sssshhhh will yer sweetie, i've got a reputation yer know"
.................and he calls me sweetie in front of his mates.
We love to cuddle on the couch watching TV. We like to watch Come Dancing and Ice skating.
He even said we could've been Torvill and Dean, that made me giggle.
Anyways thats it, goodbye, adios, arriverderci, fuckyoffio.
redpg: " As much as i love her Sam, nothing comes between me and me footie *ouch* fuckin gerroff
Sams missus: " Tell him the truth or i'll twat yer "
redpg: " She's right Sam, she's always right, thats why i love her, sorry "