Topic: A girl for all seasons

[Millsee]

Jonathon Ross was going on on Saturday about a girl for all seasons. That is a girl who, in your opinion,  best represents each of the four seasons.

The only restriction is that they cannot have been surgically enhanced (so Kylie is well out!)

Here's my go:

Spring: Joss Stone



Summer: Cameron Diaz



Autumn: Jamie Lee Curtis



Winter: Audrey Hepburn

[John Barnes Testicles]

Horace does not like hermaphrodites in the Autumn.  Or any other time for that matter!

[Sam]

Horace does not like hermaphrodites in the Autumn.  Or any other time for that matter!

I agree, and the right lady should last for 12 months. As long as she doesnt try to change you. And start to not make much of an effort. And complain when you go drinking. And "borrow" you razor ("borrow"? you think I want it back?).

[John Barnes Testicles]

I agree, and the right lady should last for 12 months. As long as she doesnt try to change you. And start to not make much of an effort. And complain when you go drinking. And "borrow" you razor ("borrow"? you think I want it back?).

Can she borrow your razor if you provide the cream?