Author Topic: Premiership's most horrible... (Read 1652 times)

JonnyCigarettes® · « **on:** September 28, 2004, 01:30:44 AM »

Who is the most unlikely player in the premiership to get invited to your picnic?

a) Gary Neville
b) Robbie Savage
c) Kevin Davies
d) Danny Mills
e) Lucas Neill
f) Andrew Cole
g) Duncan Fercuson
h) Francis Jeffers
i) Lee Bowyer
j) Craig Bellamy
k) James Beattie
l) your own personal choice

My personal figure of hate is Craig Bellamy. Vote now for no-neck.

Graeme · « **Reply #1 on:** September 28, 2004, 01:33:36 AM »

Beattie and Davis? Suprise inclusions there.

Bellamy for me, hate the little welsh prick.

JonnyCigarettes® · « **Reply #2 on:** September 28, 2004, 01:40:33 AM »

Had to include Davies after he broke Sami's nose, kicked every Liverpool player in site and then scored the winner. Watched "Three Lions" which included Beattie and he was horrible.

Still 2-0 to Bellamy and justice is served so far.

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #3 on:** September 28, 2004, 01:41:10 AM »

Le Saux

Graeme · « **Reply #4 on:** September 28, 2004, 01:42:06 AM »

I'll just add to my comment there - I dont hate him cos he is Welsh, I hate him cos he is a vile prick.

I dont have anything against the Welsh

Rhi

JonnyCigarettes® · « **Reply #5 on:** September 28, 2004, 01:43:57 AM »

Of course, the 36 year old pseudo-intellectual must be included in any such debate.

However, he must be given some credit for punching Batty while playing on the same team.

Obi Wan Gomi · « **Reply #6 on:** September 28, 2004, 01:47:57 AM »

gary neville, without a shadow of a doubt.

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #7 on:** September 28, 2004, 01:48:11 AM »

Tap-in Teddy

hooded claw · « **Reply #8 on:** September 28, 2004, 08:19:59 AM »

Toss-up for me between Gary Neville (time to grow a proper moustache or let it go, boy) and Ronaldo (who the Express called 'one of the Prem's two pin-up boys' last week )

Paul Tomkins · « **Reply #9 on:** September 28, 2004, 08:34:23 AM »

There's a whole Bellamy Is Vile thread in the general forum somewhere. And it's true. He is.

Danny Mills seems okay off the pitch, but on it he is an irritating tosser.

It's the usual suspects (Savage, Neville, Ferguson, Bowyer), and still can't hate Kevin Davies for one clumsy game nor James Beattie for a programme I didn't see. But was that the one with Kieren Dyer? He seems a tool, for his bling-bling attitude and the way he acted out at Newcastle recently.

BTW, why is Le Saux a "pseudo-intellectual" ? I don't like the guy as a player, but because he likes to, um, read books and a broadsheet newspaper (okay, the one I used to work for), etc, he's ridiculed. He can be an irritating oik, but he seems genuinely intelligent (by football standards).

Admiral Ackbar · « **Reply #10 on:** September 28, 2004, 08:49:34 AM »

Lee Bowyer, a very thuggish thug.

Mirra · « **Reply #11 on:** September 28, 2004, 08:59:03 AM »

I dont like Bellamy, the man is a first class tosser. He won back some respect though when he called Lucas Neil a wanker (who is as well) Theres them two, David Batty is another one I cant stand, add Diouf to that as well. Ever since he spat at that bloke i havent been able to stand him. Thats the worst thing a person can do to another in my eyes. But non compare to Franny Jeffers for me though, the only time in my life I wished I was someone else was when him and Sander tangled. Id of done anything to be Sander at that minute and be able to twat that little big eared bastard. He seems a right scrawny little shit house of a bloke (has he started puberty?) Cant stand him. Why didnt Sander just launch him!

redpanic · « **Reply #12 on:** September 28, 2004, 09:31:34 AM »

alan shearer

mikeb58 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 28, 2004, 10:15:02 AM »

Can't stand Bellamy, he gets my vote, some players piss me off now and again ( especially if they have done the Reds no favours) , but Bellamy is an out and out tosser week in and week out. One player who i don't actually mind is Duncan Ferguson. I was at Goodison a few years ago working with the stroke association, we were having a meal there. Ferguson and Dave Watson, looked through the window to see what was going on.

What they saw was people of all ages who had suffered a stroke, and the devastating consequences it can have on you. Ferguson and Watson could have walked right on, but they came in and stayed for ages. Communicating with stroke victims can be really difficult and frustrating but both players tried there best. Always admired Ferguson for his attitude that day. As a player i think he gets a rough deal anyway. He can dish it out, but can take it as well, which used to be part and parcel of football

Redlady · « **Reply #14 on:** September 28, 2004, 10:17:27 AM »

No mention of Roy Keane?

Filler. · « **Reply #15 on:** September 28, 2004, 10:27:26 AM »

on Le Saux.... 'Looks like we got a reader!' BILL HICKS. Footballer comprehends words longer than Wheelbarrow shocker.

Bellamy and Jeffers for me. No point in disliking Danny Mills any more - Thierry Henry put to bed any hatred for me. Last seasons contender for 'Champagne Moment' that.

man in brown · « **Reply #16 on:** September 28, 2004, 10:42:47 AM »

Quote from: Redlady on September 28, 2004, 10:17:27 AM

No mention of Roy Keane?

How can anyone hate Roy?........even the most fervent pool fan couldnt....could they?

Paul Tomkins · « **Reply #17 on:** September 28, 2004, 10:44:59 AM »

Quote from: FILLER. on September 28, 2004, 10:27:26 AM

on Le Saux.... 'Looks like we got a reader!' BILL HICKS.

Quote from: FILLER. on September 28, 2004, 10:27:26 AM

No point in disliking Danny Mills any more - Thierry Henry put to bed any hatred for me. Last seasons contender for 'Champagne Moment' that.

I guess you're right. That was one of my favourite moments of last season - how Henry humiliated a yard-dog who was trying to wind him up.

When I was a semi-pro I used to get the sledging, but I wasn't really good enough to ram it back down their throats - I accepted it as part and parcel and never used to get involved in the verbals. But in the top local Sunday League, I knew I could score against any team - and sledging on a Sunday morning used to annoy me as it was supposed to be more 'casual'.

I remember one moment that I'll be smiling about when I'm 80 - some tosspot was marking me and for some reason was having a right dig at me, as well as fouling me off the ball. So I said "I'll score against you, and then we'll see who's so clever". Literally within 30 seconds he misjudged a through-ball and I was in on goal. I took it around the goalkeeper, stroked it home, and as I was turning to 'celebrate' I was suddenly tackled at knee-height! This dickhead got sent off and I scored another three goals. Unfortunately he'd fucked off home before the final whistle, so I didn't get the chance to smile in his face. But I'm still smiling now!

Red Lozza · « **Reply #18 on:** September 28, 2004, 10:50:38 AM »

How about Lee Hendrie?

Paul Tomkins · « **Reply #19 on:** September 28, 2004, 11:13:52 AM »

Quote from: Red_Lozza on September 28, 2004, 10:50:38 AM

How about Lee Hendrie?

Ugly, but what else?

Elli · « **Reply #20 on:** September 28, 2004, 11:17:30 AM »

savage

man in brown · « **Reply #21 on:** September 28, 2004, 11:18:14 AM »

Quote from: Red_Lozza on September 28, 2004, 10:50:38 AM

How about Lee Hendrie?

Needle Heir

Liverlee · « **Reply #22 on:** September 28, 2004, 11:30:51 AM »

How bout Mark Viduka or Alan 'I'd never play for man utd but if they pay me enough money I will' Smith

Red Lozza · « **Reply #23 on:** September 28, 2004, 01:17:45 PM »

Quote from: paul_tomkins on September 28, 2004, 11:13:52 AM

Ugly, but what else?

It's not how he looks. He just annoys me!

cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** September 28, 2004, 02:22:26 PM »

All of the England squad when they get together and I mean all. They are an obnoxious set of self important pricks.

Gary Neville - top of the list by a mile. He's pro-mancunian/ anti-scouse which is enough IMO although having said that he is one of the main reasons why United have only managed one spawny European cup in the last 35 years.

Keiron Dyer - another 'England' boy and porn star to boot. What a shit attitude towards life and other people he has.

Craig Bellamy - horrible, just horrible.

Lee Bowyer - met the little twat once and I don't know how this vile little man has got away with such a catalogue of shame. Possibly the most hittable face I've ever seen. He can be thankful that there's so much CCTV where I live.

Danny Mills - shithouse of a footballer, always the instigator in any on pitch shananegans, too soft to start any off pitch though. The worst kind of playground bully, one who runs off to teacher when he gets as good as he's given.

Dion Dublin - Sly bastard, never leaves the ref's side.

Alan Smith - thick as pig shit.

Robbie Savage - too talentless for me to get that worked up about. No sympathy whatsoever for his sending of for Wales (what goes around comes around).

Mateja Kezman - A new entry but the little oick is bound to have staying power in this chart.

Lee Hendrie - another player with more attitude than talent.

Graeme Le Sausage jockey - bumboy.

Ruud Van Shergar - I just fucking hate the twat.

Ashley and Andy cole - as the song goes 'you're a fucking (pair of) Arsehole(s)'

Frank Lampard Jr - It won't be long before this slimeball is discovered to be a talentless show pony by Sven and the Media...........actually it probably will sadly.

Everybody across the park - with the exception of Martyn and Cahill (who seems a decent enough chap - time yet I suppose).

And finally a blast from the past....

John Fashanu - I can't hate him enough.

Rusty · « **Reply #25 on:** September 28, 2004, 02:28:59 PM »

Quote from: paul_tomkins on September 28, 2004, 10:44:59 AM

I remember one moment that I'll be smiling about when I'm 80 - some tosspot was marking me and for some reason was having a right dig at me, as well as fouling me off the ball. So I said "I'll score against you, and then we'll see who's so clever". Literally within 30 seconds he misjudged a through-ball and I was in on goal. I took it around the goalkeeper, stroked it home, and as I was turning to 'celebrate' I was suddenly tackled at knee-height! This dickhead got sent off and I scored another three goals. Unfortunately he'd fucked off home before the final whistle, so I didn't get the chance to smile in his face. But I'm still smiling now!

It's great ain't it, after having to put up with shit all match from gobby idiots when you tuck a chance away (is it me or does it feel that much sweeter if you've been wound up?!). Really is the best way to retaliate, by letting them know you're less bothered by them, the other team, than by concentrating on your own game and doing the best you can. And of course if that involves them getting so pissed off they get themselves carded then all the better

Rusty · « **Reply #26 on:** September 28, 2004, 02:30:15 PM »

As for the worst player, Bellamy and Keane probably would have to get my vote. Both arrogant tossers on and off the pitch, the difference being that Keane unfortunately had the ability to back it up.

Graeme · « **Reply #27 on:** September 28, 2004, 02:35:09 PM »

Quote from: vladallover on September 28, 2004, 02:22:26 PM

Frank Lampard Jr - It won't be long before this slimeball is discovered to be a talentless show pony by Sven and the Media...........actually it probably will sadly.

He scored 15 goals from midfield last season for Chelsea, and probably got countless assists. I didn't rate him at West Ham but he has developed tremendously as a player and I dont understand the stick he gets.

Litherland_Leon · « **Reply #28 on:** September 28, 2004, 02:36:38 PM »

it's got to be Franny Jeffers. i seen him not so long ago in the Hyper bar in Bootle acting the "big-i-am" a few months later he went in a again and got shown for the little shithouse shite he is.

Gary "i hate scousers" Neville i can just see him in the future getting a nice little job on the BBC and absolutely slating us.

but most of all it's got to be Wayne Rooney, for being a so called scouser and going to that anti-scouse shower of

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JaZa · « **Reply #29 on:** September 28, 2004, 02:45:39 PM »

Gary Neville for sure. With Jeffers a close second.

cornelius · « **Reply #30 on:** September 28, 2004, 03:03:20 PM »

Quote from: Graeme on September 28, 2004, 02:35:09 PM

He scored 15 goals from midfield last season for Chelsea, and probably got countless assists. I didn't rate him at West Ham but he has developed tremendously as a player and I dont understand the stick he gets.

Try watching an England game. He becomes the invisible man and for Chelsea in the biggest games. Lazy as fuck against Austria and Poland. He'll get found out mark my words. A bit like Beckham - style over substance.

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #31 on:** September 28, 2004, 03:09:57 PM »

Glen Johnson looked a spiteful, jumped-up little twat for the under 21's the other week...

Rhi · « **Reply #32 on:** September 28, 2004, 04:54:33 PM »

Quote from: Graeme on September 28, 2004, 01:42:06 AM

I'll just add to my comment there - I dont hate him cos he is Welsh, I hate him cos he is a vile prick.

I dont have anything against the Welsh

Rhi

Still get to play on your computer later though.

Ian-TN · « **Reply #33 on:** September 28, 2004, 05:00:14 PM »

Inbred Neville obviously but someone I do hate is that girly haired twat from Barca, Puyol!!

KEANO · « **Reply #34 on:** September 28, 2004, 05:35:19 PM »

Quote from: liverlee on September 28, 2004, 11:30:51 AM

How bout Mark Viduka or Alan 'I'd never play for man utd but if they pay me enough money I will' Smith

He could have gotten just as much money from Liverpool.

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #35 on:** September 28, 2004, 06:03:57 PM »

Quote from: Keane on September 28, 2004, 05:35:19 PM

He could have gotten just as much money from Liverpool.

No he couldn't...

SkyBlueRed · « **Reply #36 on:** September 28, 2004, 06:28:22 PM »

Cristiano Ronaldo... that cheesy grin makes me want to break his fucking jaw, riles me a treat smug lil get.

KEANO · « **Reply #37 on:** September 28, 2004, 11:32:50 PM »

Quote from: Barney_Rubble on September 28, 2004, 06:03:57 PM

No he couldn't...

I suppose you know all about the inner workings of the club ... I'll admit I also don't know how much the clubs offered him, but you can't say Smith's decision was based on money. He had a few clubs after him, he made a footballing decision. United were the best team after him, he made a footballing decision.

Red Lozza · « **Reply #38 on:** September 28, 2004, 11:51:06 PM »

Quote from: Ian-TN on September 28, 2004, 05:00:14 PM

Inbred Neville obviously but someone I do hate is that girly haired twat from Barca, Puyol!!

I like Puyol! Wouldn't mind him in our defence.

JonnyCigarettes® · « **Reply #39 on:** September 28, 2004, 11:52:55 PM »

Hey Keane. Welcome.

Alan Smith does wear lipstick and so I am including him.

He's not quite as horrible as the Nevilles though.

Actually the way Silvestre tries to run the ball out of play for about 10 yards and sticks his garlicky arse into anyone who tries to get to it should include him on the list.