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Offline sydney_gal

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #80 on: August 23, 2004, 09:27:54 AM »
Advanced ladies football tactics!

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #81 on: August 23, 2004, 06:19:21 PM »
Sorry for the delayed response people, didn't realise I had won it! On reccomendation, I give you..


Another example of referees getting too big for their boots!
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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #82 on: August 23, 2004, 07:44:00 PM »
Listen Tattoo if you call me Billy Connolly one more time Dopey here is going to slice ya in two with his left hand chop.  Sleepy got it, thats why theres now only six of ya left.   
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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #83 on: August 23, 2004, 08:18:30 PM »
look at the piss stains on his outfit.  oi, you been in midget shaggers car lately?

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #84 on: August 23, 2004, 10:08:08 PM »
After leaving Liverpool to further his career Sammy's only options were to join the FA or midget wrestling - No contest.

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #85 on: August 26, 2004, 12:26:08 PM »
BSBW :wave
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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #86 on: August 26, 2004, 12:55:12 PM »
Nice one of clown kenwright, now what could he be saying hmmmm


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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #87 on: August 26, 2004, 01:23:31 PM »
Nice one of clown kenwright, now what could he be saying hmmmm



Yeah, that's how many times Rooney got caught going into that broth...Fuckin hell I thought you said we're OFF the record!!!


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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #88 on: August 26, 2004, 01:39:37 PM »
Nice one of clown kenwright, now what could he be saying hmmmm



Bill Kenwright predicts how many points Everton will end up with this season.

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #89 on: August 26, 2004, 02:07:54 PM »
4 more chicken bhunas here

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #90 on: August 26, 2004, 02:19:02 PM »
Wayne Rooney Ate My Thumb!
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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #91 on: August 26, 2004, 03:58:22 PM »

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #92 on: August 26, 2004, 06:41:45 PM »
Kenwright's Beadle impression distracted the BS board whilst he cuffed one out under the table.

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #93 on: August 26, 2004, 07:16:09 PM »
"4 year plan"
There was a fine mod, name of Pheeny
Who'd ne'er be seen dead in a beany
He'd go for long runs
To tone abs, thighs and buns
And his moustache was far, far from teeny

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #94 on: August 26, 2004, 09:19:02 PM »
"Got 4 fingers up me missus last night, woulda been more but wayne's bollox were in the way".
I say to the players "if we score, it will be different". We scored, and it was different.

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #95 on: August 26, 2004, 09:27:01 PM »
4 quid in the bank.  shite.

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #96 on: August 26, 2004, 09:28:43 PM »
F Off (Twice)
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #97 on: August 26, 2004, 10:25:58 PM »
All good guesses, but not right.

The correct guess was along the lines of "4 times Liverpool have won the big cup"

Hang your heads in shame

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #98 on: August 26, 2004, 10:28:33 PM »
Kenwright tells ambitious fans how high off the bottom everton can reach this year

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #99 on: August 27, 2004, 08:32:40 AM »
Kenshite host the Everton Ground Auction to help raise funds....

"....Do i hear 4 pence from anyone??"
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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #100 on: August 27, 2004, 01:40:17 PM »
"First Everton, then West Brom, then Crystal Palace, then Norwich, and then back to Everton again."

Kenwright predicts how many clubs Marcus Bent will play for this season.

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #101 on: August 27, 2004, 04:13:56 PM »
I've told you 4 times - we're not selling Roo...

(Phone rings...)

Who? He wants what? BASTARD!
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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #102 on: August 27, 2004, 05:26:58 PM »
Can someone choose a winner?

Perhaps the next person to read this? :-\
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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #103 on: August 27, 2004, 06:08:58 PM »
Well, Red Lozza (who posted the picture) appears to have chosen you Adam...
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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #104 on: August 27, 2004, 06:12:37 PM »
Well, Red Lozza (who posted the picture) appears to have chosen you Adam...

I didn't post the picture but I did like Adam's. Let's declare him the winner!  :wellin

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #105 on: August 27, 2004, 06:22:12 PM »
Oops! My mistake - you quoted it, that's all.

Well, unless Walton Gary has any other thoughts in the meanwhile, your go Adam...
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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #106 on: August 28, 2004, 12:17:01 PM »
:wave
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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #107 on: August 28, 2004, 01:48:42 PM »

LIVERPOOL IN DEADLINE DAY SWOOP FOR PETER CROUCH.

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #108 on: August 28, 2004, 02:18:58 PM »
Alonso very quickly realised he was going to need his eyes tested.

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #109 on: August 28, 2004, 04:17:30 PM »
New FIFA 05 features include     Floodlight failure

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #110 on: August 28, 2004, 04:39:42 PM »
Liverpool's new Moroccan signing to this day still denies getting caught stealing is the reason for having his left arm visciously amputated
You sure you want to do this?

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #111 on: September 8, 2004, 06:08:29 PM »
Well unfortunately the Picture disappeared so I'm going to add one myself...

(From the Liverpool History in Pictures thread - http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php/topic,14957.600.html)



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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #112 on: September 8, 2004, 06:14:58 PM »



france take olympic gold in the iron man hokey cokey competition
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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #113 on: September 8, 2004, 06:21:36 PM »
Nice try  ;D but that one's closed...  ;)
"We will win the European Cup one day. Aim for the moon and end up among the stars" - Gérard Houllier 2001

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #114 on: September 8, 2004, 06:46:00 PM »
Well unfortunately the Picture disappeared so I'm going to add one myself...

(From the Liverpool History in Pictures thread - http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php/topic,14957.600.html)





oh, how the children with fillings hated the magnetic UFO's

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #115 on: September 9, 2004, 12:21:56 AM »
 ;D

"I was going to draw the curtains but then I thought I'd show them how it's really done..."
"We will win the European Cup one day. Aim for the moon and end up among the stars" - Gérard Houllier 2001

Thankyou Rafa for taking us to Heaven!

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #116 on: September 10, 2004, 04:44:10 PM »






Soundgarden were less than impressed with the first draft of their "Black Hole Sun" video

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #117 on: September 10, 2004, 04:49:11 PM »
"I was going to draw the curtains but then I thought I'd show them how it's really done..."

Brilliant.  ;D

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #118 on: September 10, 2004, 04:49:47 PM »
Everyone competed fiercely to catch the giant Malteser.

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Re: Caption Competition v2
« Reply #119 on: September 10, 2004, 04:56:40 PM »

Superman (with feet planted in the centre) blows away an approaching asteroid and all around feel the backdraft!
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