He's a young Alf Garnett!! Shouldn't he have gone to West 'Am?
Garnett Blasts Benitez for Kop Snub
Danny Garnett today lashed out at Rafael Benitez calling him a "silly moo" for forcing him to join Charlton. "Liverpool needs more of the St George spirit", claimed Danny, now confirmed as Addick. I join him in the Canteen, as he tucks into his healthily balanced sports breakfast.
"I wanted to join West 'Am, but they're not in the Premiership" explained Garnett, "and the only other choice was Charlton Athletic. They've got an English manager - Spurs had a Frog in charge! Can you adam and eve it? Very important I had an English manager - I don't want to hear none of them funny foreign languages."
As Danny tucked into his full English breakfast - no french toast - he continued: "All the managers that have won the Premiership have been English", proclaimed Danny, "like Alfred Ferguson at United, Kenneth Dalmore at Blackburn and Arthur Wingnut at Arsenal. The last foreign manager to win the top division was the Italian Howardio Wilkinsonio, and before that Joseph Faganstein. I mean, how many foreigners won the 1966 World Cup, eh? 11 Hammers players - all English you know."
"That Rafa Benitez - he said I wasn't needed anymore! Me! I'm the new Platini. Not that I'm french, mind - and anyone who says I am will get a smack in the mouth."
"It's funny though, there wasn't much togetherness at Liverpool like there is at Charlton. None of them foreigners wanted to sit with me - and I even had nicknames for 'em all. I tried to make the new boys welcome - I used to call out to Garcia - Oi, Louise, come and sit over here! Oi, Shabby! Alonisioio!! Come on you floppy haired get! And Jose MI So Far La Te Doh! They always ignored me. Can't think why."
