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Afternoon all  :wave
All things quiet on comms so I'll try and provide some for the first half.

Pre-match musings: Let's twat these oily twats.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2018, 03:55:20 pm »
I'll join in mate, as much as my dial up broadband allows  ;D
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2018, 03:58:02 pm »
Back when Oasis were the band to follow, we leathered City.....

5 or 6 1 I think it was.  Noel Galagher met God back stage at one his gigs soon after and let him know he wasn’t happy....

Since then they’ve still been a happy hunting ground for us, even when the oil money came and money ceased to be an issue, we still showed them the way to go home.

It’s diffuckt to resent the success for many city fans.  Years of dross, thinking kinkladze and Rozler were great and following them in the lower leagues...  they perhaps deserved a taste of some riches.

But today, we reach a topping point.  A team that has so far been invincible, against a team that has been rock solid at home. 

Surely something must give?

I think we will all agree that 0-0 is highly unlikely....

And at some point in the game, let’s all spare a thought for David Silva.  Our rivalry is better when we act like humans about things that effect humans...  David.. I hope things are better soon lad...
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2018, 03:59:56 pm »
Round of applause in tribute to Tommy Lawrence

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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2018, 04:00:08 pm »
Minutes applause, and it looks windy at Anfield.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2018, 04:00:43 pm »
Attacking the Kop first half

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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2018, 04:02:23 pm »
2 - Both teams looking to press defences

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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2018, 04:04:04 pm »
4 - A few passes from us, Robertson forced back. Lovely touch from Firmino and Mane can't collect it

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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2018, 04:06:02 pm »
6 - Good work from Augero and Sterling but Wijnaldum does well on our byline to clear.

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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2018, 04:07:09 pm »
As to be expected, Raheem getting boo'd.

Both sides just feeling each other out as yet.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2018, 04:07:24 pm »
8 - De Bruyne into Sterling in the box. He goes down but ref not interested.

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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2018, 04:07:48 pm »
Mané is playing right on the last man in their defence...

That’s a couple of times he’s been clear and onside but the ball hasn’t come to him... play it first time lads and he’s in ...
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2018, 04:09:16 pm »
9- poor clearance by Matip gives it to City but we win it back and Salah is fouled for a FK on halfway.

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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Manchester City
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2018, 04:09:48 pm »
GOAL 1-0 Liverpool. Chamberlain picks it up goes forward and puts a low hard drive into the bottom left hand corner. Good finish! 

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2018, 04:11:31 pm »
Long clearance by Karius, lost the first header, pressured the second ball, the Ox just drive through the centre without being seriously challenged. Nice.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2018, 04:11:50 pm »
GOAL 1-0 Liverpool. Chamberlain picks it up goes forward and puts a low hard drive into the bottom left hand corner. Good finish! 
Goalie experts... was the goalie at fault there?

Great shot, but I wonder if he was on the wrong foot to start...
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2018, 04:12:52 pm »
Goalie's position was awful - there's 'defending your near post' and there's 'leaving the far post more wide open than a wide open thing in wide openshire on wide open day.....

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2018, 04:13:15 pm »
12- De Bruyne looks to feed Sterling who is just offside on the edge of the area.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2018, 04:13:40 pm »
Goalie's position was awful - there's 'defending your near post' and there's 'leaving the far post more wide open than a wide open thing in wide openshire on wide open day.....
It wasn’t right into the side netting either... we’d be slaughtering them if it were our goalie..

Great shot though..
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2018, 04:14:07 pm »
For some reason the City MF/Defence let Ox drive forward, and he fires past Ederson into the bottom corner.
Keeper should do better. But that's exactly what Ox was bought to do.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2018, 04:14:33 pm »
It wasn’t right into the side netting either... we’d be slaughtering them if it were our goalie..

Great shot though..
Indeed we would - and Ox picked his spot perfectly. Fantastic finish after a powerful burst of pace to leave CIty standing still.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2018, 04:14:56 pm »
Can today has been imperious...
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2018, 04:15:49 pm »
Over to L666 I think
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2018, 04:15:57 pm »
15- City pass it around their defence, get it forward on the left and well dealt with by Can. Robertson does well to rob Auguero. Liverpool threaten with Salah and it runs away from him. Lots happening!

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2018, 04:18:26 pm »
18-  decent ball on the left from Wijnaldum to Firmino who keeps it in but straight to the keeper FK for City on the right.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2018, 04:18:53 pm »
We're looking sharper than they are, dare I say City look a bit off it.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2018, 04:19:20 pm »
19- not a great delivery and an easy catch for Karius. De Bruyne looking for Sterling again and we clear it.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2018, 04:19:30 pm »
We're looking sharper than they are, dare I say City look a bit off it.

You’re on mate..
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2018, 04:20:30 pm »
21- Nice play on the right and DeBruyne puts the ball in the perfect area and Augero can't get on the end of it. Augero offside anyway

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2018, 04:21:12 pm »
We're looking sharper than they are, dare I say City look a bit off it.


De Bruyne looking very dangerous. Aguero looking offside.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2018, 04:21:19 pm »
You’re on mate..

I'm good to do the half

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2018, 04:21:56 pm »
I'm good to do the half
Go for it..
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2018, 04:22:01 pm »
A second goal is coming... lets hope its red
Agreed...

But that was brilliant from city..
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2018, 04:22:33 pm »
22 - FK in a good area for City. Matip foul. Another poor delivery easily dealt with.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2018, 04:24:16 pm »
22 - FK in a good area for City. Matip foul. Another poor delivery easily dealt with.

All the City players were offside if the delivery good enough to get through.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2018, 04:24:40 pm »
23- Good strike from Sane deflected for a corner. Taken short, De Bruyne again delivering and dealt with by Matip. Another corner, De Bruyne one two with Sterling but his final ball is over hit.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2018, 04:25:46 pm »
25- Nice build up from Mane to Wijnaldum but he didn't read the return pass on the edge of the area and City clear.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2018, 04:26:51 pm »
26- Delph looks to be carrying an injury after a challenge. Plays on atm

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs Manchester City 0 (Chamberlin ‘9)
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2018, 04:28:27 pm »
28- Lovren gives it away and City press. Mane robs Sterling who wins it back again. Otamendi looks to go long to Sterling but too long.