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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2016, 11:07:21 AM »
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I forgot about it, now I have to go see my therapist again to get over that nightmare.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2016, 11:31:30 AM »
I vote for the original preview to be posted,  would be pretty funny now I reckon.
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2016, 11:33:48 AM »
The OP is madness, yet there is method in 't
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2016, 12:15:37 PM »
Britannia Stadium??

Pfttt, down with tradition!!

It's now the BET365 Stadium.. obviously

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #44 on: December 22, 2016, 12:35:57 PM »
Come on Redmen!!
Just in case anyone is confused by this is RM's fabulously weird OP - STADIUM Britannia Stadium.
The match is actually at Anfield so no need to head down the M6 looking for Stratford on Avon LOL.
I am pleased to see no Arnautavich for them. Hope Danny S makes another telling contribution and we get the win we require.
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #45 on: December 22, 2016, 01:33:01 PM »
I think this will be ok as long as we keep the tempo up, we at least need to keep things solid between phases where we dominate.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #46 on: December 22, 2016, 01:38:40 PM »
Their keeper has had a brilliant season so far and plenty of ex reds coming back but they are poor this year they shouldn't trouble us.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #47 on: December 22, 2016, 01:43:19 PM »
Joe Allen is town!
Going to be a good game.
Shame he plays for such a city team.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #48 on: December 22, 2016, 04:51:09 PM »
Ha ha it's made it to a 2nd page :boxhead :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #49 on: December 22, 2016, 04:56:46 PM »
I forgot about it, now I have to go see my therapist again to get over that nightmare.
That was the game I lost faith with football, things looked dark at that time for us being in charge with a manager who had lost belief with the players and especially the fans.

Thankfully things are  a lot brighter these days, under the genius that is Jurgen Klopp.

Joe Allen's return, thought it was right decision to sell him in the summer but he's been fantastic for and their best player this season.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #50 on: December 22, 2016, 05:50:39 PM »
Can't wait for this. Classic football scheduling where they ruin the Boxing Day tradition.
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #51 on: December 22, 2016, 07:06:12 PM »
We're going to dissect them.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #52 on: December 22, 2016, 08:36:13 PM »
Few more options for this game with Sturridge and Can back. Got a sneaky feeling Coutinho will be fit enough for the bench. Hopefully things are back on track after the West Ham and Bournemouth slip ups.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #53 on: December 22, 2016, 08:57:00 PM »
Let's roll with it OP.

This Shakespeare sonnet speaks to my enduring, life-long love of Liverpool Football Club:

Love is not love   
Which alters when it alteration finds,   
Or bends with the remover to remove:   
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;   
It is the star to every wandering bark,   
Whose worth’s unknown, although his height be taken.   
Love ’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks   
Within his bending sickle’s compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,   
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.   
  If this be error, and upon me prov’d,   
  I never writ, nor no man ever lov’d.
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #54 on: December 22, 2016, 09:03:40 PM »
That should be sung at every match, to The Mighty Quin.
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #55 on: December 22, 2016, 09:13:15 PM »
Shame he plays for such a city team.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #56 on: December 22, 2016, 09:14:14 PM »
Sound trumpets! Let our bloody colours wave! And either victory, or else a grave.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #57 on: December 22, 2016, 11:38:29 PM »
Few more options for this game with Sturridge and Can back. Got a sneaky feeling Coutinho will be fit enough for the bench. Hopefully things are back on track after the West Ham and Bournemouth slip ups.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #58 on: December 22, 2016, 11:56:15 PM »
Highest Stoke score 6-1

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #59 on: December 23, 2016, 12:51:35 AM »
“Let's twat these fuckers“.
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #60 on: December 23, 2016, 01:41:28 AM »
“Let's twat these fuckers“.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #61 on: December 23, 2016, 02:57:05 AM »
Sound trumpets! Let our bloody colours wave! And either victory, or else a grave.

William Shakespeare  ;D

And this one is pretty apt after the Everton game:
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Have we march'd without impediment."
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #62 on: December 23, 2016, 03:02:35 AM »
December 27th. FFS. Can we have a midnight Thursday game next?

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #63 on: December 23, 2016, 08:08:32 AM »
At the hole where he went in
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #64 on: December 23, 2016, 08:43:22 AM »
“Let's twat these fuckers“.
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #65 on: December 23, 2016, 09:03:01 AM »
Titus Andronicus?
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All wrong. Romeo and Juliet - final scene.
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #66 on: December 23, 2016, 09:22:41 AM »
The 6-1 was the first game I took my Daughter to.  In the car on the way back I told her she was banned from going again  ;)
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #67 on: December 23, 2016, 09:34:14 AM »
some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them on a cold Tuesday night against Stoke
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #68 on: December 23, 2016, 09:36:01 AM »
That was the game I lost faith with football, things looked dark at that time for us being in charge with a manager who had lost belief with the players and especially the fans.

Thankfully things are  a lot brighter these days, under the genius that is Jurgen Klopp.

Joe Allen's return, thought it was right decision to sell him in the summer but he's been fantastic for and their best player this season.
you lost faith in football a year after our best title challenge in 20 years? See a lot of posts on here like this "i give up with football" etc, we're liverpool and we have it bloody good compared to the vast majority of the football league and indeed the whole of the footballing world.

You see it from united fans now. All of a sudden they are just "numb" to results and theyve lost faith. Imagine if they grew up supporting stockport or bury, how would they cope. 20 years of almost constant success but now they dont like footie any more. Funny that
"What the fuck is that slack jawed old c*nt looking at?" I ask the lad.

"Oh thats my dad" he says

Fucking was as well.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #69 on: December 23, 2016, 09:41:30 AM »
Anyway its a vital game for us. Read just now theres no way mark hughes could get the better of Klopp but he did last season in getting that 1 nil win at anfield in the league cup semi. We thought we were home and dry after the first leg but had to rely on penalties in the end. I actually rate hughes and theres a reason hes been around so long, he knows how to get results. Never any easy games in this league so a win, any win, will do here. Pissed off about the way the fixtures have worked out in favour of chelsea but as ever all we need to do is focus on ourselves and put as much pressure on as we can. That is the one upside of the lack of rest i guess, at least if we can win chelsea will be going into games with us within 3 rather than going into games thinking "we can stretch the gap to 9". Big difference imo
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #70 on: December 23, 2016, 10:24:00 AM »
Let's roll with it OP.

This Shakespeare sonnet speaks to my enduring, life-long love of Liverpool Football Club:

Love is not love   
Which alters when it alteration finds,   
Or bends with the remover to remove:   
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;   
It is the star to every wandering bark,   
Whose worth’s unknown, although his height be taken.   
Love ’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks   
Within his bending sickle’s compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,   
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.   
  If this be error, and upon me prov’d,   
  I never writ, nor no man ever lov’d.

I'm starting to think Shakespeare was highly overrated. What kind of piss-poor ryhming is this?

EDIT

I think you're missing the start of this poem.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2016, 10:25:36 AM by KissThisGuy »

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #71 on: December 23, 2016, 10:26:09 AM »
"RECORDS
Highest Aggregate:              8   Stoke City    0 - 8          Liverpool   2000/2001
Highest Liverpool score:      7   Liverpool            7 - 0          Stoke City   1901/1902 "

Erm....

First thing I noticed too!

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #72 on: December 23, 2016, 10:28:40 AM »
some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them on a cold Tuesday night against Stoke
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #73 on: December 23, 2016, 10:35:14 AM »
Full on Shakespeare quotes from the terraces, that will confuse them.
A week late though for let loose the dogs of war.
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #74 on: December 23, 2016, 10:51:17 AM »
Ha ha nice one RM.

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #75 on: December 23, 2016, 10:51:32 AM »
This will do....except a reverse on the Chelsea score :)
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #76 on: December 23, 2016, 10:52:38 AM »
Full on Shakespeare quotes from the terraces, that will confuse them.


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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #77 on: December 23, 2016, 11:00:28 AM »
Anyway its a vital game for us. Read just now theres no way mark hughes could get the better of Klopp but he did last season in getting that 1 nil win at anfield in the league cup semi. We thought we were home and dry after the first leg but had to rely on penalties in the end. I actually rate hughes and theres a reason hes been around so long, he knows how to get results. Never any easy games in this league so a win, any win, will do here. Pissed off about the way the fixtures have worked out in favour of chelsea but as ever all we need to do is focus on ourselves and put as much pressure on as we can. That is the one upside of the lack of rest i guess, at least if we can win chelsea will be going into games with us within 3 rather than going into games thinking "we can stretch the gap to 9". Big difference imo
funny its the game I dread over the break, they will be difficult to beat and would happily take a messy 1-0 victory.
think we will win but it will be close enough to make us sweat

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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #78 on: December 23, 2016, 11:03:55 AM »
Full on Shakespeare quotes from the terraces, that will confuse them.
A week late though for let loose the dogs of war.
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Re: A Midseason Night's Cold, Wet Dream: Liverpool v Stoke - Dec. 27, 5:15 p.m.
« Reply #79 on: December 23, 2016, 11:26:31 AM »
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set by the silver Mersey,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,--
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Anfield.
Scepticism is the chastity of the intellect.