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That's just talking to the Ref though isn't it?  Not Wayne's fault he's a potato headed scouser from up norf (who tend to be more expressive than anyone else).  Allowances have to be made, common sense has to prevail and it will of course have to extend to his team-mates otherwise it will seem that there is undue favouritism towards a single player.



God forbid any other fucker/s questioning the referee's awarding of a throw-in to the other side.
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There is a new rule. I expect that it won't be enforced for Manchester United and especially the England Captain. I've never seen him play a game where he hasn't screamed abuse at the referee for 90 minutes.

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Fellaini and Mata playing. With Herrera in midfield.

They don't actually have a proper central midfielder playing.
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Fellaini and Mata playing. With Herrera in midfield.

They don't actually have a proper central midfielder playing.

Yeeeeey Fellaini. Love to see an artist at work. Reminds me of Zizou in his prime  ;D

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Match prediction. Rooney will see a few decisions he doesn't agree with and will simmer at the ref. After a couple, he'll run over screaming FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!!!! and will get a 'talking to', he'll repeat this several times and might get a reluctant yellow card at the end of the game.

This 'respect' fiasco will be the same as the others - it applies to some teams and doesn't apply to others. It applies to some players and doesn't apply to others.
Already had Glenda Hoddle complaining that it was not fair to give yellows for dissent -he wants the ten yard rule (seems like he forgot that has been here once before - probably cos that was never applied either).
 
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Already had Glenda Hoddle complaining that it was not fair to give yellows for dissent -he wants the ten yard rule (seems like he forgot that has been here once before - probably cos that was never applied either).
 

Yeah heard him blattering on about that yesterday
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Shitcoat just looks so uncomfortable all the time now. When things go wrong this is gonna be fecking hilarious.

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Already had Glenda Hoddle complaining that it was not fair to give yellows for dissent -he wants the ten yard rule (seems like he forgot that has been here once before - probably cos that was never applied either).

Haha Glenda ... Made me chuckle .... God I'm still drunk from last night

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Man Utd Fans showing their class and stupidity as usual.  ::)

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United fans showing their class again

Yup, first game of the season and a very very audible 'Murderers' chant from what I can only presume was the majority of their away support. It was certainly not from 'just a few'.

Is there a way this can be reported to the FA? Complaints to Sky about what they are broadcasting?

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YOU FUCKING c*nts, SINGING MURDERS YOU FUCKING ABSOLUTE c*nts, FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON, NOT EVEN PLAYING AGAINST US, YOU FUCKING VILE PIECES OF SHITE, ABSOLUTE RAT FUCK BASTARDS. FUCK RIGHT OFF

Shower of fucking shite, Mourinho are you van gaal in disguise?

Fucking c*nts every single one of them.


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YOU FUCKING c*nts, SINGING MURDERS YOU FUCKING ABSOLUTE c*nts, FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON, NOT EVEN PLAYING AGAINST US, YOU FUCKING VILE PIECES OF SHITE, ABSOLUTE RAT FUCK BASTARDS. FUCK RIGHT OFF

Shower of fucking shite, Mourinho are you van gaal in disguise?

Fucking c*nts every single one of them.

It will be swept under the carpet as usual

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It will be swept under the carpet as usual

It always is.

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Is it 10-0 yet to the champions elect?

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YOU FUCKING c*nts, SINGING MURDERS YOU FUCKING ABSOLUTE c*nts, FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON, NOT EVEN PLAYING AGAINST US, YOU FUCKING VILE PIECES OF SHITE, ABSOLUTE RAT FUCK BASTARDS. FUCK RIGHT OFF

Shower of fucking shite, Mourinho are you van gaal in disguise?

Fucking c*nts every single one of them.

It's disgusting  >:( especially to hear it on the first day of the season at a place like Bournemouth  :no
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I don't know what was worse. The annoying gobshite fans and their chants; Watching the shitcoat c*nt on the touchline in his Manc suit; The fact that they were gifted 3 goals (shocking goalkeeping/defending by Bournemouth for all 3); Or the media wankfest that is sure to proceed.

On reflection - it's their classless fans. Arrogant vile fuckers.

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I don't know what was worse. The annoying gobshite fans and their chants; Watching the shitcoat c*nt on the touchline in his Manc suit; The fact that they were gifted 3 goals (shocking goalkeeping/defending by Bournemouth for all 3); Or the media wankfest that is sure to proceed.

On reflection - it's their classless fans. Arrogant vile fuckers.

I never watch their games, can't stand hearing the filth they come out with.
Absolute scum.

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Classless c*nts gifted two goals. Then starts to waste time in the 60th minute. Vile hateful chanting c*nts.
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Yup, first game of the season and a very very audible 'Murderers' chant from what I can only presume was the majority of their away support. It was certainly not from 'just a few'.

Is there a way this can be reported to the FA? Complaints to Sky about what they are broadcasting?

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https://twitter.com/PLSpokesman

I've tweeted both of these. Probably get ignored
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I never watch their games, can't stand hearing the filth they come out with.
Absolute scum.

Nor do I mate, neither do I read this thread but just let me guess...

....130 odd pages we've had.... rooney is past it, zlatan will be a flop, mou will try to win games 1 nil.

Whether you like it or not (and I fuckin don't) they are not going away, going down, going bankrupt or in fact going anywhere else but up there with the big boys.

So stop kidding yourselves in thinking that because that drunk twat has stop managing them they're finished, 'cause they're not.
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Fucking vile behaviour again by the fans. If any of them watched that Hilsborough documentary and can sing that I have no words. That isn't amusing 'banter'. It's taunting the dead, kids, women, young and old. What's wrong with them?

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Nor do I mate, neither do I read this thread but just let me guess...

....130 odd pages we've had.... rooney is past it, zlatan will be a flop, mou will try to win games 1 nil.

Whether you like it or not (and I fuckin don't) they are not going away, going down, going bankrupt or in fact going anywhere else but up there with the big boys.

So stop kidding yourselves in thinking that because that drunk twat has stop managing them they're finished, 'cause they're not.

Take your Manc loving sermon ...... and fuck off !!!

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Jason sums it up for me whats more concerning is im really not as arsed as i was when demento was winning everything, (regards them winning)  as for the sick chants well its expected its as expected as the ball being on the centre spot at kick off..
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Take your Manc loving sermon ...... and fuck off !!!

Haha, 'cause that's exactly what I wrote wasn't it?
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Take your Manc loving sermon ...... and fuck off !!!

Erm he's spot he is. The thing I don't like is the idiots crying over it week after week on a LFC forum.

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Fucking vile behaviour again by the fans. If any of them watched that Hilsborough documentary and can sing that I have no words. That isn't amusing 'banter'. It's taunting the dead, kids, women, young and old. What's wrong with them?

Been going on for years and its beyond words how disgusting the behaviour is. It's no comparison at all to the minority of scum fans most clubs including ours have to deal with, its a very big number of them at every match.

Any Man U fan that doesn't find it utterly embarrassing, and beyond the pale to be associated with how a large majority of how their fellow fans behave needs to have a serious look at themselves as human beings.

There's just no need to live your life with such hatred.

I love seeing them get beat, love to laugh at the way they conduct their club the past few years, but theres a massive line drawn at actually hating a person for supporting another football team, or wishing hurt and personal misery. I really hope their club can finally try and stop this, but just can't see it happening.

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Been going on for years and its beyond words how disgusting the behaviour is. It's no comparison at all to the minority of scum fans most clubs including ours have to deal with, its a very big number of them at every match.

Any Man U fan that doesn't find it utterly embarrassing, and beyond the pale to be associated with how a large majority of how their fellow fans behave needs to have a serious look at themselves as human beings.

There's just no need to live your life with such hatred.

I love seeing them get beat, love to laugh at the way they conduct their club the past few years, but theres a massive line drawn at actually hating a person for supporting another football team, or wishing hurt and personal misery. I really hope their club can finally try and stop this, but just can't see it happening.

I can't see any end to it either, they sing it in their thousands, even when they don't play us.
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Why don't you fuck off with the rest of your ilk singing vile songs lad
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Like I always go back to, their own fucking players were singing "Without Killing Anyone..." on the pitch in Moscow after winning a European Cup. Their club is bitter from the players outwards so what chance to the imbeciles who follow them have? Ferguson has a lot to answer for for breeding and stirring that hatred.

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