Author Topic: Liverpool 0 v 1 Stoke 1-1 AET 5-4 Pens Lge Cup SF 2nd Lg 26/1/2016 Arnautovic 45  (Read 44880 times)

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Served up utter shit tonight...

We deserved nothing, and to be fair, Stoke deserved to go through.

Fortunately they are c*nts, so I'm glad they've gone out unfairly.

We only had one moment of any quality, Mingolets save. Very few penalties are saved (missed more often), let alone ones of that quality, that was absolutely world class.


But the players....

Can.... Dreadful in every respect....

Sakho, some good blocks, but doesn't cut out the cross for the goal and let's the ball bounce rather than clear it.

Moreno... Pass

Firmino.... Did nothing... But I suppose he had no service

Bentekke..... Pass

Milner... Worked incredibly hard for the team.. Little quality though

Flanno? Looked like he would rather hack his leg off than get beaten

Hendo,  very very wayward in possession.... Is is still suffering from the plantar fasciitis ?

Lallana,  didn't do much of note

Lucas, full of energy, thought he played well



Christ, I've been as polite as I could be, it's really bad to slate players, up there were some unacceptable performances tonight.... Unacceptable.


How depressing....

But we are in the final!!!


Please let Humungous D be fit.... Just for once... Please.

How did Stoke deserve to go through despite not scoring a single legal goal. Justice done in the end.

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Stoke did enough to win

Fuck off Higgybottom
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Now that is something we do well. We love them like Pauline from The League of Gentlemen.

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Wow. We were utter dog shit but who cares.

I posted twice in the pre match thread about being gutted that Allen isn't starting. I don't know what the lad has to do to get a a start. 3 goals in 3 games and all crucial.

He is a far more composed and assured player than Emre Can could ever hope to be at the moment. Emre Can should be nowhere near this team if we are looking to control games. Allen must get his run in the team, he deserves it.

Special mention to Milner and Lallana who were also poor.

77'     78'     81'     84'     05'

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Ibe, my friend, has been the standout worst player tonight.
He looked drunk, did not make a single correct decision all night.
Just pointless dribbles into dead ends - made everything simple for Stoke.
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist
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Lallana's pen was our first shot on target........just hope we sort ourfuckinselves out before we meet the bitters at wembley

Firmino's toe poke was our first shot on target.

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That was a pisspoor performance, thank you Mignolet for saving us. Can really needs a break. His worst performance for us, but such a talent. Really looking forward to the final though! ;D
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Lallana's pen was our first shot on target........just hope we sort ourfuckinselves out before we meet the bitters at wembley

Nope Firmino had a shot on target just after half-time. Maybe that was the only one though until extra time.
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Re: Re: Mignolet signs new long-term LFC contract (*)
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Got us to Wembley. Well done, lad!
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I'm going to grow a beard like Joe Allen's to celebrate.

Should be ready by 2026.
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Tremendous save from Simon that, glad for him
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We would have won in 90 minutes if it weren't for that bent lino
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Sakho <3

Playing on one leg since that tackle, left his absolute everything on the pitch.

Also Flanno and Lallana fought like lions. Loving the character this team shows since Klopp took over.

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How did Stoke deserve to go through despite not scoring a single legal goal. Justice done in the end.
Exactly.

Stoke deserved fuck all

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Ha ha f*ck off Stoke well done to mr Mignolet and a honourable mention to Flanagon and Allen for entertaining us.
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This is better than winning in regular time. This gives the team some spirit.

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Lucas had a good game tonight but Emre let the game pass him by. It was a poor performance all over the park. Lallana was very weak as was Henderson. Sakho had some good moments but he also had a few shaky ones like letting the ball bounce in the penalty area.

Nah they were both shite as far as I can see. Which is understandable as they've both played a lot of football, but that's why you have a squad and now is the time for Joe Allen to start more regularly and take one of them out of the spotlight.
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Really pleased for Mignolet.

Love Lucas to bits, the rebound whilst screaming "fuck you and your ceramics you set of c*nts" made my night.

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Flanno MOTM in 90 minutes

really lucky not have been off
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My good we played awful. One nil up at home to get to a cup final and the players don't show up. Shameful really.

Mignolet second penalty save was very good and I'll credit Lucas for smashing the ball into the net twice - I think he psyched them out.

I don't think that's fair - they tried, but due to fatigue passes were going astray all over the place.


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Maybe he is a sloth, maybe he is an anteater, or a bear. But Joe Allen.... Please rub my loins tonight.

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the cup treble is still on, people.  2001 all over again.

more importantly, these last two games should give us a massive boost in that key thing we've lacked so often the last few seasons: self-belief.

allen was imperious when he came on; there was a 30-second period where he sprayed three or four xabi-esque long distance passes around the pitch.  and mignolet was also excellent, not only for the penalty saves but for putting off van ginkel when clean through that would have made qualification almost impossible.
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How did Stoke deserve to go through despite not scoring a single legal goal. Justice done in the end.

Nah, fuck them. We should have won by more at The Britannia and they scored an offside goal today.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Shout out to Lucas Leiva for burying the rebound to his penalty too  :D. Got the crowd going and it pissed off the Stoke fans, which is slats a bonus.
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A thousand Joe Allens please.


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This is better than winning in regular time. This gives the team some spirit.

I thought the late game winner against Norwich would give us some added team spirit for this game...
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Do not shave that effin beard off!

Keep it forever!  8)

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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

Stood out mostly because he was able and willing.
He had fresh legs to cause them problems, but was sadly seriously lacking between the ears.
Just always the same, predictable and two steps too late solution.

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Loving the character this team shows since Klopp took over.

There has been a huge change in that respect for sure. 

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Jurgen... Give Joe Allen a go la

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Off to Wembley, regardless of performance were in the final lets add to our tally.

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Stoke did enough to win

Fuck off Higgybottom

Aye they were saying that Stoke were deservedly in front.......sorry how do you deserve to be in the lead when you score an offside goal and then no more shots on target. You deserve to be ahead when you create chances and Stoke didn't create any (neither did we).
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They really mess with destiny these boys.
Remember the 2 decisions against City/Chelsea we didn't get in 13/14? Yip.

How different it would've been that season. Tonight the tosser almost cost us! Unbelievable!

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