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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25080 on: June 21, 2016, 08:48:26 pm »
They think Usmanov is gonna jog in.

They are absolutely convinced that he will. Moshiri is just Usmaov's way of getting his foot in the door if you listen to what they think.


They think that a man of Usmanov's wealth has to get a lackey to do his dirty work for him. You know, Usmanov is one of the richest men in the world. If he wanted anything to do with Everton he'd be there now. There wouldn't need to be any slow process. He'd sell his stake in Arsenal (there would be plenty of buyers) and then do his thing with Everton.


They think because Usmanov has INCREASED his shares in Arsenal it means he's actually more likely to end up Goodison... somehow. They really do live on a different planet.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25081 on: June 21, 2016, 08:55:47 pm »
Clearly this is what they meant when the said the giant was awakening, it's just Steven Spielberg using them for hype on his new movie.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25082 on: June 22, 2016, 12:00:07 am »
Clearly this is what they meant when the said the giant was awakening, it's just Steven Spielberg using them for hype on his new movie.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25083 on: June 22, 2016, 12:20:53 am »
Funny on GOT, they are obviously watching each match and taking a supermarket sweep approach to anyone that has a good game. Tonight they want Croatians

Three factors they overlook


Everyone else is watching
Players want to play in the CL or at a club with serious pedigree, I'm talking about teams like, AC Milan, say
Most of the players concerned have never heard of Everton

Mata is at the top of their list and also the betting, strange one really, I like Mata but Chelsea didn't want him, now United (admittedly Jose again) don't want him and Spain don't want him.

Seems ideal for Everton in the Phil Neville sense of want.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25084 on: June 22, 2016, 07:39:15 am »
Can definitely see them getting Mata and would be delighted if that happened.
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25085 on: June 22, 2016, 08:58:43 am »

The only one I could find was a thread called "From Russia with Love"

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/from-russia-with-love.80347/#post-3947549

 Doensn't mention a stadium though, just a Russian saying we were getting sold





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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25086 on: June 22, 2016, 09:17:53 am »
Me right now, now that Everton have Koeman and some money



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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25087 on: June 22, 2016, 04:31:35 pm »

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25089 on: June 22, 2016, 05:00:11 pm »
Just heard Mr Rock Solid football's hardest man Mighty Mo Besic has broken his leg in training and out for 6 months.


Oh dear.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25090 on: June 22, 2016, 05:59:58 pm »
Fucken Hell! :lmao :lmao
I know, Oxlade-Chamberlain a marquee signing!?!

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25091 on: June 22, 2016, 06:02:04 pm »
I know, Oxlade-Chamberlain a marquee signing!?!

My favorite part is the "Why would they come to Everton"

Might as well just write "Reasons and stuff" there.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25092 on: June 22, 2016, 06:27:07 pm »
My favorite part is the "Why would they come to Everton"

Might as well just write "Reasons and stuff" there.
its written by kristian Walsh, get the feeling he may be trolling a bit

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25093 on: June 22, 2016, 06:28:18 pm »
its written by kristian Walsh, get the feeling he may be trolling a bit

Bloody hell I didn't even see it was written by him. Fantastic trolling ...

They'll lap it up as gospel though.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25094 on: June 22, 2016, 06:32:47 pm »
Bloody hell I didn't even see it was written by him. Fantastic trolling ...

They'll lap it up as gospel though.
this guy in the comments though, quite a lot of sense actually, spot the idiocy

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Marquee signings are all well and good but i'd sooner we bought young rising stars with resale value than old ones past their prime. Some great players available from Dutch, French & German leagues ... Gaston Pereiro (PSV), Riechedly Bazoer (Ajax), Jean Seri (Nice), Dembele (Dortmund), Ghezzel (Lyon), Sidibe (Lille) and a host of others. Much better investments. Spend it wisely!

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25095 on: June 22, 2016, 06:36:00 pm »
Fucking hell the esk has really excelled here

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I’m going to assume we add 5 players to our squad over the summer with an average wage bill of £120,000 per week per player. That adds £31 million a year to our wage bill.

£120k a week for who??? Wage bill rising by that much doesn't sound that crazy but no way are they getting 5 players on that average barring massively overpaying.

But he suggests selling Baresi to meet with ffp, so he has redeemed himself a bit there
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25096 on: June 22, 2016, 06:37:43 pm »
Fucking hell the esk has really excelled here

£120k a week for who???

:lmao 5 players on 120k or more.

Well they did just hire a goal keeping coach.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25097 on: June 22, 2016, 06:37:56 pm »
Fucking hell the esk has really excelled here

£120k a week for who???
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25098 on: June 22, 2016, 07:18:08 pm »
It just get's worse, someone at the Echo needs a reality check: http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rodriguez-hart-lucas-everton-transfers-11509379

The question is right there in the text

Why would he join Everton?


Answer


Only if nobody else, including the club he is at now, wants him
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25099 on: June 22, 2016, 07:30:19 pm »
No blue can ever say the Echo doesn't give them any coverage again. They've bent over backwards to give them what they want to hear so far this summer.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25100 on: June 22, 2016, 07:57:55 pm »
One beaut on g.o.t reckons we will protest if they get the go ahead for a new ground on the waterfront.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25101 on: June 22, 2016, 08:04:04 pm »
One beaut on g.o.t reckons we will protest if they get the go ahead for a new ground on the waterfront.

protest what?

We'll use Goodison as a car park, set up more hospitality in Stanley Park, all for the County Roaders to see on match days.
Should be them protesting.. :wave
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25102 on: June 22, 2016, 08:04:55 pm »
One beaut on g.o.t reckons we will protest if they get the go ahead for a new ground on the waterfront.

If they can actually find the money for it this time then good for them, we can always turn woodison into a carpark for one thing.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25103 on: June 22, 2016, 08:12:01 pm »
Don't peel basically own the docks anyway? Can't see them wanting a stadium there unless moshiri does anothe act of pissing stupid money up the wall to satisfy his ego

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25104 on: June 22, 2016, 08:17:44 pm »
He's just bought more shares at Arsenal hasn't he?
Yes and it was Moshiri's shares he bought. Which help funded Moshiri move to Everton and also increase his stake in Arsenal! Usmanov is desperate to get more control at Arsenal.  And Dein is apperantly going back to Arsenal. Deluded fuckers won't have it though!
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25105 on: June 22, 2016, 08:21:54 pm »
To be fair I think one of the reasons they have brought Koeman there is the fact he will bring in 'less than marquee' signings (as per Southampton) and bring them on. The echo is in great danger of creating some delusional myth which will bring wrath to Woodison if the signings are quieter and it doesn't work out (hopefully, expectantly)

Koeman's (Soutnampton) signings, difficult to disentangle whether these were club scoutings or Ron but you might suggest the Dutch one's were Ron's and the earlier one's were probably scouted by the club and then agreed. No marquee's (except Pelle) in those although some good one's, I like Tadic.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25106 on: June 22, 2016, 08:24:01 pm »
Didnt fsg say it wasnt worth 360 million snots for an extra 8000 seats so redeveloped?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25107 on: June 22, 2016, 08:24:16 pm »
The echo is in great danger of creating some delusional myth which will bring wrath to Woodison if the signings are quieter and it doesn't work out (hopefully, expectantly)

They really really don't need the Echo for that ...

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25108 on: June 22, 2016, 08:43:08 pm »
Didnt fsg say it wasnt worth 360 million snots for an extra 8000 seats so redeveloped?
something like that, at least we'd sell those seats, they will basically cover the empty seats with some peoples meffs banner

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25109 on: June 22, 2016, 08:44:05 pm »
They really really don't need the Echo for that ...

Yup, forgot, probably meant to say 'they will fan the flames a bitter forest fire'


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25110 on: June 22, 2016, 09:29:53 pm »
You forgot the statement of intent made by releasing pienaar, hibbert and osman

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25111 on: June 22, 2016, 09:36:45 pm »
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25112 on: June 22, 2016, 10:12:06 pm »
Didnt fsg say it wasnt worth 360 million snots for an extra 8000 seats so redeveloped?

Moshiri prolly has more than that down the back of his couch.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25113 on: June 22, 2016, 11:08:26 pm »
Didnt fsg say it wasnt worth 360 million snots for an extra 8000 seats so redeveloped?
Talk of building a £300M + stadium is insanity. Everton made £20m approx in ticket sales last year; that is unlikely to change. Liverpool's new stand will increase revenue by somewhere between £20M-£30M; but that's because Liverpool ticket sales are always high and sold at a much greater cost. Even if Everton doubled ticket sales in a new stadium (unlikely, they struggle to fill their current capacity) they could not justify spending £300m+; it would take  two decades to even break even. They would impoverish themselves for 20 years for the kind of money any team in the PL would generate from finishing in Europa spots consistently. And that's a best case scenario.

They should be looking to renovate or build on the cheap. Or (more pertinently) improve commercial operations and get funds from that. Commercial income was pitiful last year.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25114 on: June 22, 2016, 11:09:43 pm »
something like that, at least we'd sell those seats, they will basically cover the empty seats with some peoples copyrighted meffs banner

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« Reply #25115 on: June 22, 2016, 11:24:49 pm »
Talk of building a £300M + stadium is insanity. Everton made £20m approx in ticket sales last year; that is unlikely to change. Liverpool's new stand will increase revenue by somewhere between £20M-£30M; but that's because Liverpool ticket sales are always high and sold at a much greater cost. Even if Everton doubled ticket sales in a new stadium (unlikely, they struggle to fill their current capacity) they could not justify spending £300m+; it would take  two decades to even break even. They would impoverish themselves for 20 years for the kind of money any team in the PL would generate from finishing in Europa spots consistently. And that's a best case scenario.

They should be looking to renovate or build on the cheap. Or (more pertinently) improve commercial operations and get funds from that. Commercial income was pitiful last year.

They're just a play thing now pal. I've heard a few things about how they're behaving with agents now and they've completely detached from reality.

Whoever's money it is they're trying to spend they may as well set it on fire as they will never see it again.

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« Reply #25116 on: June 22, 2016, 11:29:26 pm »
Not long to the start of the season! 
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25117 on: June 22, 2016, 11:48:20 pm »
They're just a play thing now pal. I've heard a few things about how they're behaving with agents now and they've completely detached from reality.

Whoever's money it is they're trying to spend they may as well set it on fire as they will never see it again.
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« Reply #25118 on: June 22, 2016, 11:54:49 pm »
They should be looking to renovate or build on the cheap. Or (more pertinently) improve commercial operations and get funds from that. Commercial income was pitiful last year.

Isn't the problem for them that they cannot buy up the surrounding properties like we did, which makes increasing capacity without moving very difficult.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #25119 on: June 23, 2016, 12:08:40 am »
GOT

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