Hey Moomin...
I'm 29... I'd like to report that the next year will be the best of your life, finding you at the peak of your sporting, career and bird pulling powers. Life will be a veritable cabbage patch of joy and wonderment...
...but it's simply not true. You'll get larger, slower, get more work and less time to play... and all your mates will be having a pop about you approaching 30.
Stick a pumpkin on your head and wear it for the next year, you old get... it's the only option open to you.