Topic: Manchester United 1-0 Liverpool: Capital One Cup, 3rd Round (Chicharito 46')

[Lfsea]

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to welcome you back to live RAWK commentary for this most delicious of footballing skirmishes.

You'll doubtless have heard that famed Uruguayan cannibal Luis 'The Butcher' Suarez is back for us tonight *and* will start, and you probably couldn't care less about what the neighbours 20 miles away on the M62 are up to.

This is a somewhat truncated introduction today as I'm rushing to get everything in place for the start of the game.

In a change to the norm, tweet us your opinions and thoughts to @RAWK_Matchday - If you haven't yet been bewitched, bothered and bewildered by the blue bird you can always tweet me as per usual. Send me anything, apart from criticism. I'm too sensitive for that shit.

It looks like Sakho will start at centre-half in place of a wonky Agger and Enrique returns to left back.

[SP]

Phil Neville looking particularly gormless in the leather fetish chairs tonight.

[SP]

Ref has decided that this is a cup tie and not to bother with fouls. Could get tasty.

[The 5th Benitle]

Skrtel's head

Now now

[Pheeny]

Does it have to be a result tonight?

[The 5th Benitle]

Yes it does Tony.

[The 5th Benitle]

One of those times when you have 20 minutes sustained dominance but you just know that if you don't score during it, the opposition will score.
 
We've been right on it since the goal mind, good to see.

[The 5th Benitle]

We're totally on top again here. Need to make it count.

[The 5th Benitle]

Excellent to see Henderson getting right in that horrible prick Giggs's face. Thinks he's above the rules, the adulterous piggy eyed twat.

[The 5th Benitle]

Thanks very much Dan, great job.