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2013-2014 Football Predictions
« on: May 20, 2013, 06:24:47 PM »
So its the end of the season, and prior to the madness of the transfer window, we're left with little to discuss apart from reviewing the season and the colour of the nets at Anfield. Influenced by Tonysleft thread for last years Premier League predictions, I'm widening the remit a little. Firstly, I think it would be interesting to get everyone's predictions before the big signings happen and secondly given this is the general football section, get some predictions on the other leagues. So the idea is we're making semi-prophetic predictions before the chaos ends. Will Everton sink or swim? Are the board so inept that they will get someone in on the workfair scheme? Nail your colours to the mast and claim that United will finish 16th and Tony Hibbert will be the thin blue line - their immovable bulwark against the dangers of the relegation zone.

Also, it will be interesting to revisit this at the end of the transfer window, to decide whether gut instinct still has its place or the statisticians and Phase of Play acolytes are the best judges of a clubs merit.

Here is the form to fill in, i'll leave it blank and make my predictions in another post for ease of copy pasting:



Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players):

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): 

Player of the year:

Young player:

Top scorer:

Winners:

2-7th:

Relegated:

League Cup winners:

FA Cup winners:

CL/EL winners:

Seria A winners:

Bundesliga winners:

La Liga winners:

Evertons league place if not in top 7:
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2013, 07:10:24 PM »
Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Pellegrini - City

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players):  Falcao - City

Player of the year: Eden Hazard

Young player: Coutinho

Top scorer: Aguero

Winners: Man City

2-7th: Chelsea, United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham, Fulham

Relegated: Sunderland, Aston Villa, Cardiff City

League Cup winners: Everton

FA Cup winners: Liverpool

CL/EL winners: Chelsea, Tottenham

Seria A winners: AC Milan

Bundesliga winners: Dortmund

La Liga winners: Barcelona

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 13th
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2013, 07:11:37 PM »
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2013, 07:15:09 PM »
Pardew will blame his Newcastle exit on injuries and refereeing decisions...

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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2013, 07:19:07 PM »

Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Mourinho will win the league for Chelsea / Alonso

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players):  David Moyes / Wayne Rooney

Player of the year: Someone from Utd

Young player: Someone from Spurs

Top scorer: Whoever is behind Suarez with 5 games to go

Winners: Chelsea

2-7th: City, Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal, Spurs, Swansea

Relegated: Watford, Hull, Aston Villa

League Cup winners: Man City

FA Cup winners: Liverpool

CL/EL winners: Real Madrid, Juventus

Seria A winners: Juventus

Bundesliga winners: Munich

La Liga winners: Barca

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 12th

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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2013, 07:58:53 PM »
Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Falcao

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Mourinho

Player of the year: Van Persie

Young player: Wilshere

Top scorer: Suarez

Winners: Chelsea

2-7th: Man United, Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham, Southampton

Relegated: Hull, Norwich, Stoke

League Cup winners: Liverpool

FA Cup winners: Tottenham

CL/EL winners: Bayern Munich for CL, Ajax for EL

Seria A winners: AC Milan

Bundesliga winners: Bayern Munich

La Liga winners: Barcelona

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 8th
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2013, 07:59:53 PM »
Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Pellegrini / James McCarthy

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Di Canio / Rooney

Player of the year: Juan Mata

Young player: Matija Nastasic

Top scorer: Gareth Bale

Winners: Chelsea

2-7th: Man City, Spurs, Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal, Southampton

Relegated: Stoke, Cardiff, Hull City

League Cup winners: Arsenal

FA Cup winners: Liverpool

CL/EL winners: CL - Bayern Munich / EL - Paris St Germain

Seria A winners: Juventus

Bundesliga winners: Bayern Munich

La Liga winners: Barcelona

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 11th
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2013, 08:28:30 PM »
Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Remy / Mourinho

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players):  Zaha/ Di Canio

Player of the year: Suarez

Young player: Coutinho

Top scorer: Suarez

Winners: Chelsea

2-7th: City, Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs, Everton

Relegated: Playoff Winner - Stoke - Fulham
 
League Cup winners: Manchester United

FA Cup winners: Liverpool

CL/EL winners: Bayern Munich - Spurs

Seria A winners: Juventus

Bundesliga winners: Bayern Munich

La Liga winners: Real Madrid

Evertons league place if not in top 7:
« Last Edit: May 20, 2013, 08:31:01 PM by 81a »
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2013, 08:29:15 PM »
Signing of the season - Alex Ferguson.
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2013, 08:39:58 PM »
Signing of the season: Manager : Rafa Benitez (Man City) Player: Xabi Alonso - on his triumphant return to Liverpool

Flop of the season: Managers: David Moyes Man Utd finish dead last but stick with him because he's a born winner  and Mourinho falls out with everyone at Chelsea so plays himself upfront for the rest of the season. Player: Wayne Rooney struggles all season at Newcastle as he begins to resemble their fans.

Player of the year: Steven Gerrard dictates better than Adolf Hitler in every game as Liverpool average 98% possession, he misplaces one pass.

Young player: Coutinho, racks up 100 assists in the season. And scores an overhead kick from his own goal line.

Top scorer: Luis Suarez, scored 56 goals in 15 games, he is banned for the rest after he is found guilty of stamping on a ladybug

Winners:  Liverpool

2-7th: Man CIty, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Swansea, Cardiff, Southampton

Relegated: Chelsea, Newcastle, Man Utd

League Cup winners: Liverpool

FA Cup winners: Liverpool

CL/EL winners: Bayer Leverkusen, Borussia Monchengladbach

Seria A winners: Napoli

Bundesliga winners: Bayer Leverkusen

La Liga winners: Barcelona

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 10th
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2013, 08:43:46 PM »
Signing of the season: Falcao (Man City) / Pellegrini (Man City)

Flop of the season: Fellaini (United) / Moyes (United)

Player of the year: Juan Mata

Young player: Coutinho

Top scorer: Falcao (Man City)

Winners: Man City

2-7th: Chelsea,Man United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Spurs, Everton

Relegated: Fulham, Aston Villa, Hull

League Cup winners: Liverpool

FA Cup winners: Liverpool

CL/EL winners: Barcelona / Spurs

Seria A winners: Juventus

Bundesliga winners: Bayern

La Liga winners: Barcelona

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 10
« Last Edit: May 20, 2013, 08:45:58 PM by Hoenheim »
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2013, 08:46:46 PM »
Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Rooney @ Chelsea / Mourinho

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Andy Carroll / Pelligrini

Player of the year: Bale

Young player: Coutinho

Top scorer: Rooney

Winners: Chelsea

2-7th: Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd, Liverpool, Tottenham, Everton

Relegated: Palace, Hull, Watford

League Cup winners: Chelsea

FA Cup winners: Liverpool

CL/EL winners: Real Madrid for CL, Inter for EL

Seria A winners: Inter

Bundesliga winners: Bayern Munich

La Liga winners: Barcelona

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 8th
« Last Edit: May 20, 2013, 08:48:28 PM by Walshy® »

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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2013, 12:19:54 AM »
Signing of the season: player: ISCO (Man City) Manager: Jose Mourinho (Chelsea)

Flop of the season: Player: Fellaini (Man Utd) Manager: who ever gets the Everton job

Player of the year: Bale

Young Player: ISCO

Top scorer: Bale

Winners: Chelsea

2-7th Man City, Man Utd, Spurs, Arsenal , Liverpool, Swansea

Relegated: Norwich, playoff winner, Hull

League cup winners: Arsenal

FA cup winners: Arsenal

CL/EL winners: Bayern CL, Spurs EL

Serie A winners: Juventus

Bundesliga winners: Bayern Munich

La Liga winners: Barcelona
 

 


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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2013, 02:52:31 AM »
Signing of the season: Rafa, Falcao

Flop of the season: Moyes, Rooney

Player of the year: Bale

Young player: Wilshere (should be Coutinho - but won't get a look past the xenophobic press)

Top scorer: Suarez

Winners: Man City

2-7th: Chelsea, Man Utd, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool, Newcastle

Relegated: Stoke, Hull, Palace

League Cup winners: Chelsea

FA Cup winners: Liverpool

CL/EL winners: Bayern / Valencia

Seria A winners: Juventus

Bundesliga winners: Bayern

La Liga winners: Barca

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 10th
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2013, 05:29:07 AM »
Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players):  Pellegrini to City, Jovetic to Arsenal

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players):  New manager to Everton, any striker to Spurs

Player of the year:  Juan Mata

Young player:  Philippe Coutinho

Top scorer:  Sergio Aguero

Winners:  Manchester City

2-7th:  Arsenal, Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool, Spurs, Southampton

Relegated:  Stoke, Sunderland, Watford/Crystal Palace

League Cup winners:  Manchester United

FA Cup winners:  Liverpool

CL/EL winners:  CL - Bayern Munich; EL - St. Etienne

Seria A winners:  Juventus

Bundesliga winners:  Bayern Munich

La Liga winners:  Barcelona

Evertons league place if not in top 7:  12th
« Last Edit: May 21, 2013, 05:32:45 AM by skipper757 »
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2013, 05:47:33 AM »
Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Cavani (Chelsea), Pellegrini (City) / a replacement for Pardew (Newcastle)

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players):  ??? , whoever the next Everton mgr is.

Player of the year: Mata

Young player: Coutinho

Top scorer: Van Persie

Winners: Man City

2-7th: Chelsea, Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal, Tottenham, Newcastle - next season is the year Arsenal blow top 4.

Relegated: Hull, one of Palace/Watford and.....Stoke!

League Cup winners: None of the top 7, another outsider like Swansea.

FA Cup winners: United.

CL/EL winners: Bayern Munich / a Dutch, Portugese or Russian club for EL - they take it most seriously.

Seria A winners: Juve

Bundesliga winners: Bayern

La Liga winners: Barca

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 9th


can we revise this 1 Sept???  :-[

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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2013, 06:30:55 AM »
Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Moyes / Danny Rose

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Pepe / Ashley Williams

Player of the year: Gareth Bale

Young player: Phil Jones

Top scorer: Van Persie

Winners: Liver... Manchester United

2-7th: Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Everton, Arsenal

Relegated: Hull City, Sunderland, Southampton

League Cup winners: Liverpool

FA Cup winners: Manchester United

CL/EL winners: Barcelona / A. Madrid

Seria A winners: Juventus

Bundesliga winners: Bayern Munich

La Liga winners: Barcelona

Evertons league place if not in top 7: -
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2013, 07:52:38 AM »

Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players):  Falcao ( City)   /  Pellegrini or Rafa ;)  for City

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players):  Schürrle   /  Moyes (won't be fired) 

Player of the year: Mata,

Young player: Coutinho

Top scorer: Suarez, Falcao

Winners: City

2-7th: Chelsea, Manu, Lpool, Arsenal, Spurs, WBA

Relegated: Hull, Stoke, Southampton

League Cup winners: Tottenham / WBA

FA Cup winners: Liverpool

CL/EL winners: Barcelona / PSG

Seria A winners: Juventus

Bundesliga winners: München (sadly)

La Liga winners: Barcelona

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 9th

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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2013, 08:31:24 AM »
Signing of the season: Suarez (Real Madrid)

Flop of the season:

Player of the year: Bale

Young player: Countinho

Top scorer: Van Persie

Winners: Manchester United

2-7th: Chelsea, City, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool, Everton

Relegated: Stoke, Hull, Palace

League Cup winners: Everton

FA Cup winners: Newcastle

CL/EL winners: Bayern / Spurs

Seria A winners: Juventus

Bundesliga winners: Bayern

La Liga winners: Barcelona

Evertons league place if not in top 7: Top 7.
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2013, 08:44:13 AM »
Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Pellegrini (City) / Bale (United) ......Ronaldo (Liverpool) :P

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players):  Wenger (Arsenal) / Fellaini (united)

Player of the year: Suarez (if he stays bite free all season)

Young player: Coutinho

Top scorer: Suarez

Winners: Man City

2-7th: Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal, United, Everton

Relegated: Stoke, Southampton, Hull

League Cup winners: Liverpool

FA Cup winners: Liverpool

CL/EL winners: Bayern or any CL team managed by Rafa / Celtic

Seria A winners: Juve

Bundesliga winners: Bayern

La Liga winners: Madrid

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 7th
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2013, 12:13:18 PM »
Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Pelligrini Man City  Papadoupolous liverpool

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players):  Mackay Everton,  Ashley Williams Arsenal

Player of the year: Falcao

Young player: Isco

Top scorer: Falcao

Winners: Man Utd

2-7th: City Chelsea Arsenal Spurs Liverpool Everton

Relegated: Cardiff Hull Norwich

League Cup winners: Liverpool

FA Cup winners: Arsenal

CL/EL winners: Juventus/ Spurs

Seria A winners: Juventus

Bundesliga winners: Bayern

La Liga winners: Barcelona

Evertons league place if not in top 7:
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2013, 12:39:16 PM »
Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Pellegrini

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): David Moyes

Player of the year: Luis Suarez

Young player: Coutinho

Top scorer: Aguero

Winners: Man City

2-7th: Chelsea, Man Utd, Liverpool, Spurs, Arsenal, Everton

Relegated: Hull City, Sunderland, Stoke

League Cup winners: Spurs

FA Cup winners: Liverpool

CL/EL winners: Barcelona/Valencia

Seria A winners: Juventus

Bundesliga winners: Bayern Munich

La Liga winners: Barcelona

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 10th
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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2013, 03:21:49 PM »
Most of my predictions will be ridiculous, so that if one of them comes true I can point to this post and prove that I'm some sort of psychic messiah and everyone will worship me.

Signing of the season: Branislav Ivanovic (West Brom)

Flop of the season: Raul (Cardiff)

Player of the year: Nathanial Clyne

Young player: Gareth Bale

Top scorer: Antonio Valencia

Winners: Fulham

2-7th: Man City, Everton, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Stoke

Relegated: Aston Villa, Hull, West Ham

League Cup winners: Hartlepool United

FA Cup winners: Ipswich Town

CL/EL winners: Real Sociedad/Shakhtar Donetsk

Seria A winners: Roma

Bundesliga winners: Gareth Bale

La Liga winners: Valencia

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 16th (yes, I said they'd finish 3rd above, but shush)

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Re: 2013-2014 Football Predictions
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2013, 03:27:45 PM »
Signing of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players): Benitez - Fulham

Flop of the season (For now; predicted signing - both managers and players):  Phil Neville - Stoke

Player of the year: Bale (even though he'll be at Madrid)

Young player: See above - seriously though Coutinho.

Top scorer: Sturridge

Winners: Arsenal
2-7th: Man Utd; Man City; Chelsea;  Liverpool; Tottenham; Swansea

Relegated: Stoke; Watford; Southampton

League Cup winners: Fulham

FA Cup winners: Chelsea

CL/EL winners: Dortmund

Seria A winners: Juve

Bundesliga winners: Munich

La Liga winners: Madrid

Evertons league place if not in top 7: 8th