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Anybody else beginning to feel sorry for him? I know I shouldn't but he is getting eaten alive.  Looks like a deer in the headlights, that sunken listless expression on his face!

On a human level, yes. It can't be good for him and it's not nice if his health is at risk. He looks absolutely awful.

On a footballing level, no. He talked all sorts of shit about Liverpool when he was at Everton and he deserves having his ineptitude shown up.

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Anybody else beginning to feel sorry for him? I know I shouldn't but he is getting eaten alive.  Looks like a deer in the headlights, that sunken listless expression on his face!

Remember when Moyes told the press that ''he had concerns over Suarez diving'' and that he was ''turning the public and fans off football''? He's an absolute cock smuggler who deserves everything he gets and more.

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Hope these fucking feta cheese munching twats don't ruin my party tomorrow. I just don't want Moyes saying Tara Mata, Later.
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All the Suarez stuff, plus the part he played in furthering the divide between Liverpool and Everton fans with some of his bile, such as the People's Club, constantly moaning about our spending power etc, makes it a no from me.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke. Well, a not nice bloke. You know what I mean.
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Anybody else beginning to feel sorry for him? I know I shouldn't but he is getting eaten alive.  Looks like a deer in the headlights, that sunken listless expression on his face!

He's one near 10 m a year. There are much more pressing issues than David Moyes in the world. He constantly talked about Suarez diving all the time, and about Liverpool how shit we were. He's a bitter, twisted man. Imagine the mancs laughing at us about hodgson, it's the exact same. Leave MOYES ALONE
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Anybody else beginning to feel sorry for him? I know I shouldn't but he is getting eaten alive.  Looks like a deer in the headlights, that sunken listless expression on his face!

Am I fuck, he's nothing but a fucking bellwhiff who thinks too highly of himself. Put it like this, would you feel sorry for a lad whose only experience was to throw a paper plane who got himself a job as a pilot and crashed it into your house while you were at work because he blagged himself into a position that he had no skills, experience or qualifications to have in the first place? I'm sure I wouldn't be feeling sympathy for him, I'd twat the c*nt. But this particular paper airplane thrower hasn't managed to crash the plane into your house. He's crashed it into the one down the road that was a big fuck off monstrosity of an eyesore, and by demolishing it, he's inadvertently increased the property value of yours, making you a small fortune. Would I feel sympathy for him being in prison and passed around like a peace pipe? Would I fuck, but I'd raise a glass and thank him for the good fortune his stupidity had given me.

In other words, don't be such a soft shite and revel in the Gollum faced twats tears and ever increasing wrinkles.
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If ever there was a clear cut sign that the Ferguson party is over, sunday was it. None of it was to do with Moyes either.

We had three penalties given, one was for a dive, a dive, a fucking dive!! We also got away with a handball by Johnson. At Old fucking Trafford! Seriously think about that for a second, that would never have happened if Ferguson was still there, never, we wouldn't of been given one, let alone three! They would of been given them, Rooney would of got one for the jump he tried and goes without saying the Johnson handball would of been punished. But nope, not with Ferguson gone.

That right there, that change, that is why it doesn't matter if they keep Moyes or get Pep or even PoP, they aren't getting that advantage back. They have also lost the fear, no one is scared of them anymore. Everyone is looking to turn them over now, because they know that they can, they know its possible.

Stop shitting yourselves over Ferguson coming back as well, it wont happen. Its about the worst thing they could do. All his staff are gone now, he has washed his hands.
You also have to take into account the man himself. If this were ten years ago, maybe it would be a realistic proposition. But now, at his age, no, he is an old man, in every sense of the word. He has left, his mind set will have changed, he has put his feet up and is probably, outside of football, really enjoying his retirement. Cant say he hasn't earned that. He can spend time with family and friends, see the world, he can do things like go to the Oscars, he is well and truly smelling the flowers. The work rate and stress of that job, at his age and after even this relatively short time out, means it is now more than likely physically beyond him to do the job. He will have slowed down and changed his life so much since he retired. It would probably kill him if he came back.

No, he is going to leave them to sink or swim on their own. He appointed Moyes, and that's that. I don't buy this horseshit about him wanting Mourinho and getting vetoed. I don't think baldy holds that much sway for a start and secondly the amount and way in which he has publically backed Moyes.
Moyes was his choice and he will stick with him till the end. The whole veto story is Man U fans trying to comfort themselves, to deal with the fact that their messiah completely fucked up and fucked them up for years to come. Oh no, its not really Saint Fergusons fault, no, he wanted someone else, but he couldn't get his way! Really? Ferguson got overruled? Really? Sorry that narrative doesn't hold water. Not from what we know of the man and what we have seen and heard since he left. No, he did it, he stuck them with Moyes and they have to live with that fact. Aahahahahaha!

Interesting as well, Danny Mills coming out an saying it could be ten years before they are title contenders again, I said it would be at least five before they start to sort this mess out, so ten years in the wilderness sounds about right. Even then that's just to challenge, not actually win, just be in the conversation. Ha!
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Him being on a lot of money is irrelevant really (although it probably helps), he is now absolutely hated by millions of people around the world now and his entire professional life is crumbling around him in a very public fashion. This is his dream and he's blowing the one chance he'll ever have at it. Can't be easy at all
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Him being on a lot of money is irrelevant really (although it probably helps), he is now absolutely hated by millions of people around the world now and his entire professional life is crumbling around him in a very public fashion. This is his dream and he's blowing the one chance he'll ever have at it. Can't be easy at all

But it's his own fault. You can't feel sorry for him. He's an ignorant, bitter man who has one of the top jobs in football. He's fucked it up not only by ineptitude, but by thinking his methods and his staff were of the same quality as Ferguson's. He's blamed everyone and everything else. Bad luck, bad refereeing, injuries, settling in period, you name it. He's shifting the blame away from himself much like Hodgson did. Oh, and he's spent almost 70 million quid in the process.


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I will never feel any sympathy for them or anyone associated with them .
They have rubbed our noses in it for years, now it's payback time.

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"Feel sorry for him?"

haha!  :lmao

This thread is awesome.

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Him being on a lot of money is irrelevant really (although it probably helps), he is now absolutely hated by millions of people around the world now and his entire professional life is crumbling around him in a very public fashion. This is his dream and he's blowing the one chance he'll ever have at it. Can't be easy at all
Beg to differ he's adored by Liverpool City and Chelsea  fans e.t.c.  So yes he's hated by a quite a few Utd fans but he's also a Hero to millions of others. On top of that getting paid 5 million a year to be shit at your Job how often does that happen?. He's one lucky bloke to be honest.

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It's a massive building job that needs to happen over there and I fully approve of David Moyes being tge foreman on this project. Or Giggs.
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I think we should get a pool started.

A quid in, winner takes all.

Name a date for his sacking. Then donate the proceeds to charity.
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I think we should get a pool started.

A quid in, winner takes all.

Name a date for his sacking. Then donate the proceeds to charity.

The Kopites Suffering Post Traumatic Stress at the Sacking Of Football Genius David Moyes Charity ? (KSPTSSFGDM for short)

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Olympiakos have played 11 and lost 11 in England.

Moyes to break another record on Wednesday night?
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Interesting as well, Danny Mills coming out an saying it could be ten years before they are title contenders again, I said it would be at least five before they start to sort this mess out, so ten years in the wilderness sounds about right. Even then that's just to challenge, not actually win, just be in the conversation. Ha!


I only hope to God we win 3 or 4 in that ten year spell starting with this year.
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Him being on a lot of money is irrelevant really (although it probably helps), he is now absolutely hated by millions of people around the world now and his entire professional life is crumbling around him in a very public fashion. This is his dream and he's blowing the one chance he'll ever have at it. Can't be easy at all
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I think we should get a pool started.

A quid in, winner takes all.

Name a date for his sacking. Then donate the proceeds to charity.

I actually really like this idea, can we get this sorted somehow?
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If ever there was a clear cut sign that the Ferguson party is over, sunday was it. None of it was to do with Moyes either.

We had three penalties given, one was for a dive, a dive, a fucking dive!! We also got away with a handball by Johnson. At Old fucking Trafford! Seriously think about that for a second, that would never have happened if Ferguson was still there, never, we wouldn't of been given one, let alone three! They would of been given them, Rooney would of got one for the jump he tried and goes without saying the Johnson handball would of been punished. But nope, not with Ferguson gone.

That right there, that change, that is why it doesn't matter if they keep Moyes or get Pep or even PoP, they aren't getting that advantage back. They have also lost the fear, no one is scared of them anymore. Everyone is looking to turn them over now, because they know that they can, they know its possible.

Stop shitting yourselves over Ferguson coming back as well, it wont happen. Its about the worst thing they could do. All his staff are gone now, he has washed his hands.
You also have to take into account the man himself. If this were ten years ago, maybe it would be a realistic proposition. But now, at his age, no, he is an old man, in every sense of the word. He has left, his mind set will have changed, he has put his feet up and is probably, outside of football, really enjoying his retirement. Cant say he hasn't earned that. He can spend time with family and friends, see the world, he can do things like go to the Oscars, he is well and truly smelling the flowers. The work rate and stress of that job, at his age and after even this relatively short time out, means it is now more than likely physically beyond him to do the job. He will have slowed down and changed his life so much since he retired. It would probably kill him if he came back.

No, he is going to leave them to sink or swim on their own. He appointed Moyes, and that's that. I don't buy this horseshit about him wanting Mourinho and getting vetoed. I don't think baldy holds that much sway for a start and secondly the amount and way in which he has publically backed Moyes.
Moyes was his choice and he will stick with him till the end. The whole veto story is Man U fans trying to comfort themselves, to deal with the fact that their messiah completely fucked up and fucked them up for years to come. Oh no, its not really Saint Fergusons fault, no, he wanted someone else, but he couldn't get his way! Really? Ferguson got overruled? Really? Sorry that narrative doesn't hold water. Not from what we know of the man and what we have seen and heard since he left. No, he did it, he stuck them with Moyes and they have to live with that fact. Aahahahahaha!

Interesting as well, Danny Mills coming out an saying it could be ten years before they are title contenders again, I said it would be at least five before they start to sort this mess out, so ten years in the wilderness sounds about right. Even then that's just to challenge, not actually win, just be in the conversation. Ha!
This bears repeating, not only is it true but, it reminiscent  of John Fashanu for Wimbledon 1988 -  Of Liverpool he said " No one's afraid of you anymore"  - as I recall the quote coincided with the period of our decline.

Also, anyone else think of Chelsea as the nouveau riche Wimbledon?
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It's amazing how often he uses 'Hope' in his press conferences.

Someone with skill needs to create an 'Obama Hope poster' for Moyes. :P

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Anybody else beginning to feel sorry for him? I know I shouldn't but he is getting eaten alive.  Looks like a deer in the headlights, that sunken listless expression on his face!

Whenever someone says they feel sorry for him I just remember what hes was like at Everton


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It's amazing how often he uses 'Hope' in his press conferences.

Someone with skill needs to create an 'Obama Hope poster' for Moyes. :P

"We're just gonna try our best, work hard, and hope for the best"... I'd love to see a montage of how many times that has been said this season.

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Didi and Shearer tearing into Moyesiah

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Olympiakos have played 11 and lost 11 in England.

Moyes to break another record on Wednesday night?

You know it's coming don't you.

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Didi and Shearer tearing into Moyesiah

all good for those brave pundits to spout their wisdom on a comfy sofa but let me remind Alan Knows it all Shearer that he managed Newcastle for 8 games and won only once...club where he is a god apparently.

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This bears repeating, not only is it true but, it reminiscent  of John Fashanu for Wimbledon 1988 -  Of Liverpool he said " No one's afraid of you anymore"  - as I recall the quote coincided with the period of our decline.

Also, anyone else think of Chelsea as the nouveau riche Wimbledon?

We lost the Cup Final to Wimbledon but 87-88 was one of the best Liverpool teams ever.

And no, Chelsea are nothing like Wimbledon.
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all good for those brave pundits to spout their wisdom on a comfy sofa but let me remind Alan Knows it all Shearer that he managed Newcastle for 8 games and won only once...club where he is a god apparently.

So what do you want them to do? They are pundits mate, as shite as they may be even at that, giving their opinions and insight is kind of what they're paid to do. Are we not allowed to comment about Moyes because we're not (bar CL winning PoP) successful managers either?

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Him being on a lot of money is irrelevant really (although it probably helps), he is now absolutely hated by millions of people around the world now and his entire professional life is crumbling around him in a very public fashion. This is his dream and he's blowing the one chance he'll ever have at it. Can't be easy at all

millions of people hated Hodgson too, but the next day he got the England job
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Whenever someone says they feel sorry for him I just remember what hes was like at Everton



Best bit about that was the useless c*nt then got knocked out of the qualifiers for both the CL and the UEFA

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Anybody else beginning to feel sorry for him? I know I shouldn't but he is getting eaten alive.  Looks like a deer in the headlights, that sunken listless expression on his face!

Bollocks, I'd let the fans throw their own shit at me for 90 minutes for a fraction of the wage he's on. The man doesn't give a fuck, like hodgson, c*nts the both of them. Long may his reign continue.

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The Kopites Suffering Post Traumatic Stress at the Sacking Of Football Genius David Moyes Charity ? (KSPTSSFGDM for short)

Probably the Marina Daliglish Appeal. Even still though, 365 days in a year, £1 a pop?

I actually really like this idea, can we get this sorted somehow?
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Looks like the end is finally near.

Maybe if he wins tonight, beats west ham and city he might save his skin... Maybe.

More likely he will be sacked before the city game, giggseh put in charge and maybe they might do something against city.

Moyes is gone, we need to accept this and deal with the distress it causes.  We just need them to beat city.....
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Chances that they get knocked out & he still keeps his job?
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A hard fought 2-0, gives him some meagre positive to cling to and keeps his head just above water for another week or two.