Author Topic: Afellay (Read 5633 times)

macca888 · « **on:** August 11, 2012, 02:17:54 AM »

down in a nice comfortable bed like this. The transfer forum is fucking mental, there's three weeks left of the window, and you'll all go fucking crazy if you don't get a good night's sleep. We're not signing Kaka, Llorente or any other soft twat you think is boss on FIFA12, so do yourselves and the mods a favour and get some kip

Discipline · « **Reply #1 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:06:17 AM »

I take it we want him on loan?

belfast-connection · « **Reply #2 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:09:53 AM »

Quote from: Discipline on August 11, 2012, 03:06:17 AM

I take it we want him on loan?

him and tello would be amazing especially if we can get llorente in for that 20million

something awful · « **Reply #3 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:11:24 AM »

Quote from: belfast-connection on August 11, 2012, 03:09:53 AM

him and tello would be amazing especially if we can get llorente in for that 20million

Unless Llorente wants to play for us specifically, too many other teams will be in for us to have a sniff.

DaftKev · « **Reply #4 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:21:10 AM »

Quote from: macca888 on August 11, 2012, 02:17:54 AM

Nice try macca but do these quilts listen?

Duvet hell.

macca888 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:24:29 AM »

Quote from: DaftKev on August 11, 2012, 03:21:10 AM

Nice try macca but do these quilts listen?

Duvet hell.

For fucks sake, I can almost hear Oddball, Terry and Azi hitting the fucking speed dial to the Samaritans as I type.

amir87 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:33:58 AM »

The purpose of the thread was lost in the first reply. Impressive, even by Rawk's incredibly low standards. Pillows.

Discipline · « **Reply #7 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:37:22 AM »

Quote from: amiw87 on August 11, 2012, 03:33:58 AM

The purpose of the thread was lost in the first reply. Impressive, even by Rawk's incredibly low standards. Pillows.

I actually "got it" Mr Gay Billey-goat. I just didn't find it funny. So, decided to ask if we had genuine interest as macca is apparently an ITK.

amir87 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:45:18 AM »

Macca is an ITK?!

The only thing he knows is where to buy clown shoes from the big footed twat.

Number 7 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 11, 2012, 04:34:38 AM »

The transfer forum never sleeps. Don't you know?

IAmZlatan · « **Reply #10 on:** August 11, 2012, 04:42:37 AM »

reds7 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 11, 2012, 04:48:56 AM »

Just hope he doesn't take to long to bed in

Discipline · « **Reply #12 on:** August 11, 2012, 04:49:25 AM »

Quote from: Number 7 on August 11, 2012, 04:34:38 AM

The transfer forum never sleeps. Don't you know?

Well Afellay in bed.

Nope. Still don't find it funny.

reds7 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 11, 2012, 04:59:12 AM »

Quote from: Discipline on August 11, 2012, 04:49:25 AM

Well Afellay in bed.

Nope. Still don't find it funny.

DaftKev · « **Reply #14 on:** August 11, 2012, 05:03:56 AM »

Quote from: Discipline on August 11, 2012, 04:49:25 AM

Well Afellay in bed.

Nope. Still don't find it funny.

There's no need to be such an anti macca, sir.

I don't think it was supposed to be all that funny, he was just trying to stop people from talking sheet.

If this thread isn't divan for you, just blanket.

Discipline · « **Reply #15 on:** August 11, 2012, 05:04:55 AM »

Quote from: DaftKev on August 11, 2012, 05:03:56 AM

There's no need to be such an anti macca, sir.

I don't think it was supposed to be all that funny, he was just trying to stop people from talking sheet.

If this thread isn't divan for you, just blanket.

I'm not anti macka.

Fair enough then.

I may aswell.

BFM · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2012, 05:23:05 AM »

Quote from: belfast-connection on August 11, 2012, 03:09:53 AM

him and tello would be amazing especially if we can get llorente in for that 20million

I'll have some of what you're having

reds7 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2012, 06:00:31 AM »

He could be cover for the sheety Downing, a security blanket like. Probably just pillow talk though

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2012, 06:21:19 AM »

With him in the squad you could guarantee there won't be many clean sheets.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2012, 06:46:00 AM »

brilliant, just brilliant

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Raul! · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2012, 06:47:34 AM »

Quote from: amiw87 on August 11, 2012, 03:45:18 AM

Macca is an ITK?!

The only thing he knows is where to buy clown shoes from the big footed twat.

No, he's a TICK.

Also, I always thought that Affelay was shorthand for assault and battery, with a hint of affray.

Skipper Gerrard · « **Reply #21 on:** August 11, 2012, 09:27:14 AM »

Can't believe this story slipped cover. I hadn't heard a single thing on the broad-sheets about it. Really, didn't the King sign his twin, Stewart Downing last close season?

geoffstrong · « **Reply #22 on:** August 11, 2012, 09:33:27 AM »

some people said that humour in a forum was all over.
well it is now.