Author Topic: Do you know what really grinds my gears... (Read 5915 times)

Z e u s · « **Reply #40 on:** July 28, 2012, 03:44:13 PM »

Quote from: Baraka on July 28, 2012, 03:39:55 PM

yeah but zeus probably thinks lightning bolts come out his hands n arse and he wears a sheet to work

I do!

Brentie · « **Reply #41 on:** July 28, 2012, 03:45:48 PM »

Quote from: Moldyman on July 28, 2012, 03:42:06 PM

One of the worst and most blatant fishing attempts ever tried on RAWK.

The problem with it is that it was very badly disguised.

orn-free-tada · « **Reply #42 on:** July 28, 2012, 03:57:32 PM »

Was this meant to bev funny? Because that post went down like Tulisa in her home videos

Redwhiteandnotblue · « **Reply #43 on:** July 28, 2012, 04:02:22 PM »

Are all of the Mods watching the Olympics or something? Delete thread and ban hammer, surely...

Moldyman · « **Reply #44 on:** July 28, 2012, 04:10:29 PM »

Quoting the full thing again?

Really?

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #45 on:** July 28, 2012, 04:34:36 PM »

It really wasn't funny.

jackbird_lfc · « **Reply #46 on:** July 28, 2012, 04:54:18 PM »

What part am I supposed to laugh at?

Fishing is sooooo boring, like.

-Daws- · « **Reply #47 on:** July 28, 2012, 05:00:33 PM »

I wasn't fishing at all! Obviously I am not serious, but we used to have a cracking 'Liverpool are shite' thread which always brightend the forum up, and it's nowhere to be seen!

Unfortunately a few of them quotes re Bert and Stevie are genuine opinions in their threads. Which is tragic.

Oh, and it's as obvious that I'm not funny as it is that the post isn't a genuine opinion. My missus tells me on a daily basis my humour sucks, water off a ducks back

Team Sleep · « **Reply #48 on:** July 28, 2012, 05:06:18 PM »

Quote from: -Daws- on July 28, 2012, 05:00:33 PM

I wasn't fishing at all! Obviously I am not serious, but we used to have a cracking 'Liverpool are shite' thread which always brightend the forum up, and it's nowhere to be seen!

Unfortunately a few of them quotes re Bert and Stevie are genuine opinions in their threads. Which is tragic.

Oh, and it's as obvious that I'm not funny as it is that the post isn't a genuine opinion. My missus tells me on a daily basis my humour sucks, water off a ducks back

On the plus side we now know what it takes to unite RAWK...

Spanish Al · « **Reply #49 on:** July 28, 2012, 05:08:14 PM »

Quote from: -Daws- on July 28, 2012, 05:00:33 PM

I wasn't fishing at all! Obviously I am not serious, but we used to have a cracking 'Liverpool are shite' thread which always brightend the forum up, and it's nowhere to be seen!

Unfortunately a few of them quotes re Bert and Stevie are genuine opinions in their threads. Which is tragic.

Oh, and it's as obvious that I'm not funny as it is that the post isn't a genuine opinion. My missus tells me on a daily basis my humour sucks, water off a ducks back

I found it quite amusing, mate. Reminded me of the old 'Liverpool are shite' thread. Some people seem to get too serious with no football on.

East of Anfield · « **Reply #50 on:** July 28, 2012, 05:21:11 PM »

Quote from: -Daws- on July 28, 2012, 05:00:33 PM

I wasn't fishing at all! Obviously I am not serious, but we used to have a cracking 'Liverpool are shite' thread which always brightend the forum up, and it's nowhere to be seen!

Unfortunately a few of them quotes re Bert and Stevie are genuine opinions in their threads. Which is tragic.

Oh, and it's as obvious that I'm not funny as it is that the post isn't a genuine opinion. My missus tells me on a daily basis my humour sucks, water off a ducks back

Anti climax

geoffstrong · « **Reply #51 on:** July 28, 2012, 05:28:07 PM »

Good game , Good game ,

Whats the score on the Daws then

Mr Dawson mere mortal with weird sense of humour 1-Zeus god and overlord of all he surveys 0

Nice one!

red_dub · « **Reply #52 on:** July 28, 2012, 05:35:51 PM »

the post would have been taken much better in the 'liverpool are shite' thread.
think the confusing thing is that some of the things you wrote are actual opinions of many reds, unfortunatly..

Red Beret · « **Reply #53 on:** July 28, 2012, 05:40:21 PM »

Well if we fail to get CL footie next year you can be pretty sure that the world class players we currently have wont stick around.

The Kings Army · « **Reply #54 on:** July 28, 2012, 05:45:42 PM »

You probably wasted a good hour of your life writing that, which ironically, was the funniest part of the whole post.

tanvir · « **Reply #55 on:** July 28, 2012, 05:52:12 PM »

I laughed $:-\$

-Daws- · « **Reply #56 on:** July 28, 2012, 06:01:58 PM »

Quote from: The Kings Army on July 28, 2012, 05:45:42 PM

You probably wasted a good hour of your life writing that, which ironically, was the funniest part of the whole post.

Hour and a half actually, can't type too quickly when I'm high and on holiday from work

And Could He Play · « **Reply #57 on:** July 28, 2012, 06:05:58 PM »

Quote from: Z e u s on July 28, 2012, 03:19:34 PM

Fall for what?

A fan being over dramatic and all doom and gloom.

Some of our fans are like that.

oh wow.

ScouseBrad · « **Reply #58 on:** July 28, 2012, 06:34:50 PM »

Very clever

Robbie_9 · « **Reply #59 on:** July 28, 2012, 06:45:40 PM »

Can i have that 5 minutes back please?

grifter · « **Reply #60 on:** July 28, 2012, 06:56:04 PM »

timmyonions · « **Reply #61 on:** July 28, 2012, 06:56:29 PM »

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I WANT ATTENTION !!!!!!

rusty-la · « **Reply #62 on:** July 28, 2012, 07:02:26 PM »

Come on Daws, where are you.

The people have spoken, they have made their views clear.

Now give us your considered response if you please.

The Shannonator · « **Reply #63 on:** July 28, 2012, 07:03:49 PM »

i need a drink

-Daws- · « **Reply #64 on:** July 28, 2012, 07:04:36 PM »

Quote from: rusty-la on July 28, 2012, 07:02:26 PM

Come on Daws, where are you.

The people have spoken, they have made their views clear.

Now give us your considered response if you please.

No.

I'ma go hide somewhere near the Houses of Parliment.

Btw the first half has been shite.

se9R.F.L · « **Reply #65 on:** July 28, 2012, 07:05:42 PM »

I liked it!

FitRobbie · « **Reply #66 on:** July 28, 2012, 07:07:07 PM »

Got as far as Owen giving his all for the club and got bored.

iresh · « **Reply #67 on:** July 28, 2012, 08:18:12 PM »

Oh! This must be the highlights from RAWK thread....

macca888 · « **Reply #68 on:** July 28, 2012, 08:27:58 PM »

Gang of miserable twats. It was better than reading that Aquilani is harder than Foffo Speedjig/ no he's not, Aquilani is a shitbag who'd get the fuck kicked out of them by the Carry On cast for the 10 billionth time.

Callaghan. · « **Reply #69 on:** July 29, 2012, 11:38:51 AM »

Good on yer, Daws. Liked the "even Fowler to some extent" bit especially.

Pilchard · « **Reply #70 on:** July 30, 2012, 12:46:16 PM »

But Liverpool are shite though.

I blame the lack of mascot on matchday. Glad to see weve finally addressed that issue.

Chalky Boots · « **Reply #71 on:** July 30, 2012, 03:10:21 PM »

Great post,couldn't agree more.

KirkVanHouten · « **Reply #72 on:** July 30, 2012, 03:10:56 PM »

You forgot to mention Neil Ruddock as one of the blokes who gave this Liverpool his all, class player and a great influence on our young lads.

AndrewLFC_1971 · « **Reply #73 on:** July 30, 2012, 03:23:41 PM »

Zonal marking, you forgot Zonal fucking marking, oh and rotation too.

ALANM · « **Reply #74 on:** July 30, 2012, 11:39:05 PM »

What about the quality defending we used to see from the likes of Bjorn Kvarme, Phil Babb, and Rigobert Song? If Sami Hyypia had watched those 3 more carefully then he could have been a decent defender himself.

geoffstrong · « **Reply #75 on:** July 30, 2012, 11:48:49 PM »

Quote from: KirkVanHouten on July 30, 2012, 03:10:56 PM

You forgot to mention Neil Ruddock as one of the blokes who gave this Liverpool his all, class player and a great influence on our young lads.

Won't hear a word said against Neil or Julian for that matter quality lads they were never see the like of them again in a Liverpool shirt, it was like Tubby Isaacs had moved up to Anfield!

ALANM · « **Reply #76 on:** July 30, 2012, 11:54:52 PM »

Quote from: KirkVanHouten on July 30, 2012, 03:10:56 PM

You forgot to mention Neil Ruddock as one of the blokes who gave this Liverpool his all, class player and a great influence on our young lads.

"Win, draw or lose, we'd always hit the booze!"

Pure class.

SpartanRed · « **Reply #77 on:** July 30, 2012, 11:56:43 PM »

Quote from: El_Pistolero on July 28, 2012, 02:58:05 PM

It was funnier in your head.

This - athough Zeus' reaction was amusing.