I'd like to take Sam to court over this....
"I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter or Real Madrid," Allardyce said. "It wouldn't be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time. Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same, it wouldn't be a problem. It's not where I'm suited to, it's just where I've been for most of the time.
"It's not a problem to take me into the higher reaches of the Champions League or Premier League and [it] would make my job a lot easier in winning it."
Siting - an inability to take the world serious after these comments, irreversible piss stain damage to a full range of M&S Blue Harbour boxer shorts due to laughing so much, wasting £3,200 at Knowsley safari park declaring my undying love to Sam, the 2 tonne Elephant seal, showering him with gifts of Vossene and pictures of Colin Welland. Pretending I'm in the magic circle and putting me off Poncho from C.H.I.P.S for life. I also now have to vogue to work with an ear and mouth combo headset on.