A player compared to another player who doesn't actually play anything like them. Awesome!
Sturridge is about 5% better than Ryan Babel
fixed that for you.
David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
Aquilani is better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi and Beckenbauer put together.
My original was fine. That was my point. It seems that whenever we get linked with a quick black player he gets compared with Babel. Does my head in.
Why would Sturridge leave Chelsea to come to us?
Why would Sturridge leave Chelsea to come to us?Not a chance in hell this is going to happen IMO.
Sturridge is 64% worse than Marcel Desailly.
Sturridge is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will.5% pleasure, 50% pain and a 100% reason to remember the name.
I like balls.
As proven, play this lad as the main striker and you can't go wrong. Potential to be very prolific. Not sure where that leaves Carroll though?
Andy Carroll will have to content with a squad place. Neither him or Suarez will get more than 15 goals next season... so we need an out and out striker with Luis Suarez playing behind or in a 3 causing his mischief for the opposing defence. Meanwhile Andy Carroll should be spared the pressure of leading the line all season and will become an impact sub OR be played against certain teams to trouble a suspect defence.
I would imagine Suarez will get more than 15 next season.
My wife laughed so hard her tits shook.
Song stuck in my.head.but.no name....nooooooo
I'd agree with that. I've got a sneaky feeling he's gonna go crazy next year and contend for top scorer in the league.
When your Mum used to pick you up from school and you'd run out and be like 'Mummy I got 9/10 in the spelling test today', would she go 'phenomenal, son'.Cos if she did she's a stupid fuck.
Sturridge hates Luís André de Pina Cabral e Villas-Boas.
Its a common but lazy statement. like a skilfull french guy is the new zidane, dimunitive argentinian is the new maradonna, talented italian left back is the new maldini and the commanding black central defender is desailly
What else does your crystal ball tell us?
You missed one out mate,I'll help you out... if you are a brave, English, central defender who shags teammates girlfriends and allegedly racially abuses players you're the next ?
I'm really hoping Sturridge busts out the wacky dip when he scores.
If we get Suarez I'll show my arse in front of a packed Kop.
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