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I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« on: June 28, 2012, 04:10:53 PM »
...and my stomach feels weird. Am I gonna die?
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2012, 04:11:13 PM »
Naturally
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2012, 04:11:35 PM »
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2012, 04:12:04 PM »
Quote from: Matt8Pie on June 28, 2012, 04:10:53 PM
...and my stomach feels weird. Am I gonna die?

Eating raw shelled eggs counter balances the effects, trust me ;)
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2012, 04:14:22 PM »
RIP YNWA etc etc
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2012, 04:15:40 PM »
Yes, but at least you'll be minty fresh.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2012, 04:16:39 PM »
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2012, 04:19:11 PM »


are you drunk yet? 
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2012, 04:19:44 PM »
Do you have a microwave?
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2012, 04:21:09 PM »
Depends what brand it is....
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2012, 04:21:59 PM »
Quote from: Matt8Pie on June 28, 2012, 04:10:53 PM
...and my stomach feels weird. Am I gonna die?
No, but you will be shitting blood soon.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2012, 04:23:49 PM »
Quote from: Mouth on June 28, 2012, 04:21:59 PM
No, but you will be shitting blood soon.

It's that Dentyl PH stuff, the one that shows you how grim your mouth is when you spit it out in the sink.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2012, 04:24:27 PM »
Quote from: Matt8Pie on June 28, 2012, 04:23:49 PM
It's that Dentyl PH stuff, the one that shows you how grim your mouth is when you spit it out in the sink.
Imagine what it will do to your arse.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2012, 04:25:56 PM »
Stomach feeling wierd you say?
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2012, 04:37:16 PM »
The good news is it probably solved your head lice problem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isopropyl_myristate
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2012, 04:39:02 PM »
Ah, so you meant to gargle but swallowed by accident?
 
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2012, 04:42:07 PM »
Quote from: Southern Pansy on June 28, 2012, 04:37:16 PM
The good news is it probably solved your head lice problem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isopropyl_myristate

and a potential pubic lice problem.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2012, 04:43:05 PM »
Since it's a liquid, will you not be pissing this out?



Wouldn't be looking forward to that.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2012, 04:44:12 PM »
Are you smashed yet?
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2012, 04:50:04 PM »
I'm afraid the only cure is fingering a mouse with bonjella whilst wearing your neighbour's wife's skin
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2012, 04:51:52 PM »
Quote from: choi on June 28, 2012, 04:44:12 PM
Are you smashed yet?

No alcohol in Dentyl pH.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2012, 04:58:25 PM »
yes
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2012, 05:03:43 PM »
Swallow two ring pulls and call me in the morning if you don't feel better. And yes, I am a Doctorer.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2012, 06:04:53 PM »
Man up
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2012, 07:25:08 PM »
Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on June 28, 2012, 04:43:05 PM
Since it's a liquid, will you not be pissing this out?



Wouldn't be looking forward to that.

Think it's his kidneys / liver that'll be cursing him now.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2012, 07:29:47 PM »
Wasn't it that Dentyl stuff that was discovered to have high levels of E. Coli in it?   ???


I feel for you, mate.   :-\
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2012, 07:31:34 PM »
I always swallow a bit of listerine, clean me insides out a bit.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2012, 07:36:07 PM »
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2012, 07:38:12 PM »
You dead yet?
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2012, 07:39:28 PM »
Swallowing chewing gum will ease the pain.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2012, 07:39:37 PM »
Quote from: Upinsmoke on June 28, 2012, 07:31:34 PM
I always swallow a bit of listerine, clean me insides out a bit.
Kills the sperm does it?
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2012, 07:42:13 PM »
Quote from: El_Pistolero on June 28, 2012, 07:39:28 PM
Swallowing chewing gum will ease the pain.

DON'T DO IT!!!
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2012, 07:44:12 PM »
Quote from: Mouth on June 28, 2012, 07:39:37 PM
Kills the sperm does it?

Not so far mate, makes em taste minty at the minimum, none of that dirty spunk. I had that enamel guard, proper protection for the sperm.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2012, 08:09:56 PM »
I celebrated my first blow job with a glass of brandy, not mouthwash. Then again, I wasn't the one giving it.

Anyway, if it hasn't happened already, sever gastric colic, followed by a fiery shit, culminating in painful anal bleeding and death awaits.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2012, 08:52:24 PM »
Tom Jones used to Listerine his knob
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2012, 08:59:22 PM »
You dead yet?
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2012, 09:03:23 PM »
Quote from: richiedouglas on June 28, 2012, 08:52:24 PM
Tom Jones used to Listerine his knob
Is that what he told you the minty taste was?
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2012, 09:14:25 PM »
you just cant stop some girls swallowing
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2012, 09:16:35 PM »
Quote from: Matt8Pie on June 28, 2012, 04:23:49 PM
It's that Dentyl PH stuff, the one that shows you how grim your mouth is when you spit it out in the sink.

That'll mostly be coagulated saliva, I suspect.
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Re: I just swallowed some mouthwash...
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2012, 09:19:00 PM »
Quote from: richiedouglas on June 28, 2012, 08:52:24 PM
Tom Jones used to Listerine his knob

That's not unsual
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