You can have a gaseous solution, you know, like atmospheric air
It's a good job you don't work in a chippy. People usually prefer salt and vinegar on their chips.
If you correct me again, you'll be feeling the full force of the gaseous solution in my lower colon in your face
Anyway, Bellamy is one of my favourite players over the last few years. Not going all accountanty on here, but if we pay him a reported £4 million NOT to play for us, how does that benefit us? We either pay him £4 million over the last 12 months of his contract or we pay him £4 million in a lump sum. The first way, we get 25 - 30 games off him and maybe 10 goals if he's better than anyone else in training. The second way, we get fuck all, but all for the same outlay. Which one benefits us? I love the lad, but if he wants to leave to play for Cardiff and he doesn't want to play for us next season, why the fuck should we pay him anything? If he wants to play for them and take a pay cut, well that's his choice so we should get ruthless and not pay him for the privilege of leaving us. At worst, if we're fucking stupid enough to do it, we should only pay the difference between his Liverpool salary and his Cardiff salary, but I don't even see why we should do that. I genuinely do not believe the football world sometimes.