I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
IT'S STILL MARCH YOU JUG EARED CRISP FONDLER
This is brilliant, from both players.
Is there a finer sight in the tennis, than a Federer backhand?
Richard Gasquet's. And its more effective.
Not as elegant as Federer's, and Federer does it in finals.
Because he's all round game is far better. Gasquet's backhand is effortless but Federer's seems as though he's doing it for the camera's.
Controversially, if it came down to a choice between selling Suarez and selling Carroll, I’d sell Suarez.
If our football team was a penis
Federer to take this now I think, can't see him losing from here, playing the better tennis.
In Holland, they don't say they are developing players - they say they are developing future coaches.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.
Oh dear, what are you doing with that lob, Djokovic?2-1 to Federer. If Djokovic doesn't get to the final then I'll be even more gutted for Nadal.
Would sacrifice Fordy in a sacred Mayan ritual to have him as the next Liverpool manager
I can, you can never write Novak off. But yeah Fed is favourite now.