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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #120 on: June 18, 2012, 12:15:38 AM »
Quote from: Ray K on June 18, 2012, 12:15:12 AM
My mind seems to recall in the early 80s in a European event a guy climbing up a tree to play a shot.

Now did that actually happen, or did I dream that up?
Bernhard Langer, yes it did.

Here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7iibc9uJjY
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #121 on: June 18, 2012, 12:15:52 AM »
Quote from: Ray K on June 18, 2012, 12:15:12 AM
My mind seems to recall in the early 80s in a European event a guy climbing up a tree to play a shot.

Now did that actually happen, or did I dream that up?
Seve?
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #122 on: June 18, 2012, 12:16:10 AM »
Quote from: RedStevie1 on June 18, 2012, 12:12:44 AM
Would take a lot of efforts to get another one stuck if he was trying I guess, pretty slim chances of losing a ball like that especially with a crowd around

Ok but the Pro's have their ball pointed out to them by the crowd when it goes into the rough (not like us) and a free drop when it hits the stands, when half the time it would have fired yards past the green. Oh and I'm not bitter either.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #123 on: June 18, 2012, 12:17:03 AM »
Quote from: The 5th Benitle on June 18, 2012, 12:15:38 AM
Bernhard Langer, yes it did.

That's the one I can remember too - think they put a plaque (or is that the dental thing?!) up the tree to commemorate it. I have it on some really old, random Best of BBC golf video narrated by Alex Hay. Strange what the mind remembers!
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #124 on: June 18, 2012, 12:18:08 AM »
Quote from: Crosby Nick on June 18, 2012, 12:14:51 AM
Don't be so hard on yourself Yosser. And anyway, my standards are low.

As you can see with my smilie I had my beer goggles on and my standards are equally as low. Er have I double bluffed myself or what?
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #125 on: June 18, 2012, 12:20:14 AM »
McDowell I would support...

But I find it hard to back the Americans in golf. Or arseholes for that matter so...mon' the Big Easy.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #126 on: June 18, 2012, 12:20:41 AM »
Quote from: The 5th Benitle on June 18, 2012, 12:15:38 AM
Bernhard Langer, yes it did.

Here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7iibc9uJjY

Fantastic, thanks for that. 
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #127 on: June 18, 2012, 12:20:42 AM »
Quote from: the good half on June 18, 2012, 12:20:14 AM
McDowell I would support...

But I find it hard to back the Americans in golf. Or arseholes for that matter so...mon' the Big Easy.
Westwood, Senden, Harrington and Jacobsen are not American...
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #128 on: June 18, 2012, 12:22:47 AM »
dropped shot for GMAC.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #129 on: June 18, 2012, 12:23:47 AM »
Get in Jim
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #130 on: June 18, 2012, 12:24:10 AM »
Jim by 2
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #131 on: June 18, 2012, 12:24:37 AM »
Quote from: the good half on June 18, 2012, 12:20:14 AM
McDowell I would support...

But I find it hard to back the Americans in golf. Or arseholes for that matter so...mon' the Big Easy.

Well at least the American fans are classy:-

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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #132 on: June 18, 2012, 12:26:32 AM »
Get in Ernie!
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #133 on: June 18, 2012, 12:26:36 AM »
Get in Ernie lad!!!!
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #134 on: June 18, 2012, 12:26:50 AM »
Quote from: Buck Pete on June 18, 2012, 12:26:36 AM
Get in Ernie lad!!!!
just 2 off the lead now

some stats for those 2 holes (10 under for 2)
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #135 on: June 18, 2012, 12:27:21 AM »
Ernie's face looks like it's starting to melt. Would be a great story if he were to win it.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #136 on: June 18, 2012, 12:27:53 AM »
Quote from: Buck Pete on June 18, 2012, 12:26:36 AM
Get in Ernie lad!!!!

Bloody hell, the putter works!
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #137 on: June 18, 2012, 12:28:56 AM »
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #138 on: June 18, 2012, 12:29:04 AM »
Quote from: Yosser0_0 on June 18, 2012, 12:24:37 AM
Well at least the American fans are classy:-

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ucxRrDpLoD8" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/ucxRrDpLoD8</a>
;D Shouted at Jim there
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #139 on: June 18, 2012, 12:29:35 AM »
Quote from: Yosser0_0 on June 18, 2012, 12:27:53 AM
Bloody hell, the putter works!
Ha I never thought it would reach
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #140 on: June 18, 2012, 12:30:09 AM »
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #141 on: June 18, 2012, 12:30:58 AM »
Quote from: Yosser0_0 on June 18, 2012, 12:27:53 AM
Bloody hell, the putter works!

Been putting unusually well all week.

These advert breaks are taking the piss. Worse than usual and ruining my enjoyment. Wankers.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #142 on: June 18, 2012, 12:31:27 AM »
Quote from: Lethal on June 18, 2012, 12:30:09 AM
Ay, money talks.
Ah I see, fair enough
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #143 on: June 18, 2012, 12:31:37 AM »
Quote from: RedStevie1 on June 18, 2012, 12:29:35 AM
Ha I never thought it would reach

Been a nighmare watching Ernie putting recently, made up for him.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #144 on: June 18, 2012, 12:35:10 AM »
If Furyk makes par again from that lie I can't see him being beaten

Par machine
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #145 on: June 18, 2012, 12:36:21 AM »
Kinell Padraig!
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #146 on: June 18, 2012, 12:37:01 AM »
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #147 on: June 18, 2012, 12:37:27 AM »
Spawny twat!
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #148 on: June 18, 2012, 12:39:02 AM »
Quote from: conman on June 18, 2012, 12:22:47 AM
dropped shot for GMAC.
Dont call him that C-Man
He's a dick.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #149 on: June 18, 2012, 12:40:08 AM »
Quote from: the good half on June 18, 2012, 12:39:02 AM
Dont call him that C-Man
He's a dick.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #150 on: June 18, 2012, 12:40:09 AM »
Quote from: the good half on June 18, 2012, 12:39:02 AM
Dont call him that C-Man
He's a dick.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #151 on: June 18, 2012, 12:40:27 AM »
Quote from: Crosby Nick on June 18, 2012, 12:27:21 AM
Ernie's face looks like it's starting to melt. Would be a great story if he were to win it.

Ernie got his cocoa three times a week!

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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #152 on: June 18, 2012, 12:40:42 AM »
Quote from: The 5th Benitle on June 18, 2012, 12:20:42 AM
Westwood, Senden, Harrington and Jacobsen are not American...
But they ALL represent their country of birth.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #153 on: June 18, 2012, 12:41:29 AM »
Quote from: the good half on June 18, 2012, 12:40:42 AM
But they ALL represent their country of birth.
What on Earth are you on about.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #154 on: June 18, 2012, 12:42:15 AM »
John Peterson, who?! I can't even find a wiki page for him

Played 4 events total on PGA Tour... 831st in world rankings
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #155 on: June 18, 2012, 12:42:21 AM »
Quote from: The 5th Benitle on June 18, 2012, 12:40:09 AM
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Ah ha 5th.

McDowell is a dick. Dodgy American accent who has often dismissed his roots. Fuck him.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #156 on: June 18, 2012, 12:43:13 AM »
Quote from: the good half on June 18, 2012, 12:42:21 AM
Ah ha 5th.

McDowell is a dick. Dodgy American accent who has often dismissed his roots. Fuck him.
he hasn't dismissed his routes. and so what about his accent.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #157 on: June 18, 2012, 12:43:44 AM »
Quote from: The 5th Benitle on June 18, 2012, 12:41:29 AM
What on Earth are you on about.
Not involeved in the thread this evening but...

Graeme McDowell is an asshole. In my opinion.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #158 on: June 18, 2012, 12:44:14 AM »
Quote from: the good half on June 18, 2012, 12:42:21 AM
Ah ha 5th.

McDowell is a dick. Dodgy American accent who has often dismissed his roots. Fuck him.
I like him, a lot, and have heard him speak glowingly about how Clarke and McIlroy's recent successes have been great for NI.

Weird.
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Re: Golf - US Open 2012
« Reply #159 on: June 18, 2012, 12:44:45 AM »
Quote from: the good half on June 18, 2012, 12:43:44 AM
Not involeved in the thread this evening but...

Graeme McDowell is an asshole. In my opinion.
keep your opinions to yourself then, the rest of us don't want to hear such shit
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