Can't find him now like, but I vaguely remember watching a game on ITV. Now I can't remember if it was a world cup or it was a domestic game, but I always thought it was the China national team; but I could be mistaken.
But before the game when the team's where being announced by the commentators, Jimmy Greaves come out with a stormer about a player called "Noh".
It went (and i'm paraphrasing here slightly),
"Noh?, Imagine him on his first day of training, "Give us your name son", Noh!"
I remember at the time, there being a quiet moment after that.