Author Topic: Not arsed, he's a Rat. (Read 7793 times)

JK-3 · « **Reply #120 on:** June 7, 2012, 10:05:56 PM »

Spotted this one when playing FIFA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdoul_Yoda

Ryba · « **Reply #121 on:** June 8, 2012, 03:18:14 AM »

Quote from: And Could He Play on June 6, 2012, 11:15:01 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Conquest_%28footballer%29

not getting beat, just not.

That's brilliant

Liverlee · « **Reply #122 on:** June 9, 2012, 12:46:53 AM »

Not a footballer but still funny

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/nmwGFX5pgXw?version=3&amp;hl=en_GB" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/nmwGFX5pgXw?version=3&amp;hl=en_GB</a>

Shauno · « **Reply #123 on:** June 9, 2012, 08:35:47 AM »

Can't find him now like, but I vaguely remember watching a game on ITV. Now I can't remember if it was a world cup or it was a domestic game, but I always thought it was the China national team; but I could be mistaken.

But before the game when the team's where being announced by the commentators, Jimmy Greaves come out with a stormer about a player called "Noh".

It went (and i'm paraphrasing here slightly),

"Noh?, Imagine him on his first day of training, "Give us your name son", Noh!"

I remember at the time, there being a quiet moment after that.

fosspowered · « **Reply #124 on:** June 9, 2012, 08:48:20 AM »

Quote from: mbyx6cg2 on June 6, 2012, 10:57:27 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quim_%28footballer_born_1975%29

And Could He Play · « **Reply #125 on:** June 9, 2012, 09:39:13 PM »

Sven and Lars bender

Nessy76 · « **Reply #126 on:** June 9, 2012, 09:47:46 PM »

Quote from: KingLuis05 on June 7, 2012, 01:24:57 PM

Another team rather than a player:
Young Boys who used to play at the Wankdorf stadium

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankdorf_Stadium

Which inspired this classic moment:
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=270580&cc=5739#

Nessy76 · « **Reply #127 on:** June 9, 2012, 09:49:42 PM »

Back in the Souness days, my cousin announced that he was "A great admirer of Dicks"
We still bring it up on a regular basis.

ChaChaMooMoo · « **Reply #128 on:** June 9, 2012, 10:30:29 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bell_(footballer)

Check his nick.

tepy75 · « **Reply #129 on:** June 12, 2012, 10:09:36 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafael_van_der_Vaart
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Nl-Rafael_van_der_Vaart.ogg

FernandoSusoLFC · « **Reply #130 on:** June 12, 2012, 02:52:07 PM »

Rory Fuchs

Rafa when he was working in coverage of the Schalke game said he didn't want to pronounce it wrong as it's offensive.

skipper757 · « **Reply #131 on:** June 12, 2012, 03:13:04 PM »

A few interesting names.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaya_Banana

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Juan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gum_(footballer)

Hop · « **Reply #132 on:** June 12, 2012, 03:27:22 PM »

Charlton used to field a defense of Luke Young, Mark Fish, Jorge Costa and Jonathan Fortune so it was:

Young Fish Costa Fortune

AnyGivenSunday · « **Reply #133 on:** June 12, 2012, 03:35:18 PM »

this thread is worthy of a bookmark

And Could He Play · « **Reply #134 on:** June 12, 2012, 06:23:00 PM »

Quote from: Hop on June 12, 2012, 03:27:22 PM

Charlton used to field a defense of Luke Young, Mark Fish, Jorge Costa and Jonathan Fortune so it was:

Young Fish Costa Fortune

On Axis · « **Reply #135 on:** June 12, 2012, 07:21:05 PM »

John Collins introducing Collins John to Fulham

Tomaldinho · « **Reply #136 on:** June 12, 2012, 07:44:09 PM »

Not funny, but incredibly unfortunate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assani_Lukimya-Mulongoti

Buck Pete · « **Reply #137 on:** June 12, 2012, 07:46:04 PM »

Quote from: dave 5516 on June 6, 2012, 11:14:24 PM

Bongo Christ.

My favourite

Funny as fuck

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #138 on:** June 13, 2012, 01:41:46 AM »

Quote from: Sir Afghan on June 6, 2012, 11:10:07 PM

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/AcademyProfiles/0,,10268~1333478,00.html

This bad boy always makes me smile.

I honestly can't remember giggling as much at a name. Amazing.

choi · « **Reply #139 on:** June 13, 2012, 02:03:26 AM »

In stitches here!

ThisIsMickey · « **Reply #140 on:** June 13, 2012, 06:26:11 AM »

Quote from: Hop on June 12, 2012, 03:27:22 PM

Charlton used to field a defense of Luke Young, Mark Fish, Jorge Costa and Jonathan Fortune so it was:

Young Fish Costa Fortune

Hahahahahahaha

Wish Matrix · « **Reply #141 on:** June 13, 2012, 07:11:34 AM »

This thread

MOAR!

Siannn. · « **Reply #142 on:** June 13, 2012, 11:15:46 AM »

Quote from: Sir Afghan on June 6, 2012, 11:10:07 PM

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/AcademyProfiles/0,,10268~1333478,00.html

This bad boy always makes me smile.

andyrol · « **Reply #143 on:** June 13, 2012, 01:28:43 PM »

just short of a player for my dream five a side team : De KOCH SUKER FUCHS KUNTZ. chloe sevigney from 'hit & miss' could perhaps be one of the only people to be able to do this instruction!

And Could He Play · « **Reply #144 on:** June 13, 2012, 01:35:23 PM »

Ars Bandeet - (backed up by a few quick google searches) that in the 70's the Algerian national team included a player called Ars Bandeet.

Tunji Banjo - Nigerian international who, along with fellow countryman John Chiedozie, starred for Leyton Orient back in the 1980's. It's almost a shame that he was a pretty decent player, if he'd been completely pants he'd have provided some great ammunition for journalists and post-match wisecracks about barn doors, cow's bottoms etc.

Bongo Christ - The Congolese striker would surely make a top ten of top names.

Have-A-Look Dube - Zimbabwean star who played for Njube Sundowns.

Cerezo Fung A Win - We think his dad, Mr Fung A Wing, liked Brazil in the 1982 World Cup as young Cerezo was born in 1983.

Lee-87 · « **Reply #145 on:** June 13, 2012, 07:38:16 PM »

An obvious one but one im sure we all had a giggle about at some point.

Tomaldinho · « **Reply #146 on:** June 13, 2012, 10:37:23 PM »

Wish Matrix · « **Reply #147 on:** June 14, 2012, 09:07:43 AM »

Quote from: Tomaldinho on June 13, 2012, 10:37:23 PM

MushyP15 · « **Reply #148 on:** June 14, 2012, 11:12:09 AM »

Thanks to a mate I showed this brilliant thread to.

They missed out Martin Jol's brothers (Cock and Dick) and Mr Bernt Arse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernt_Haas

Red_Mist · « **Reply #149 on:** June 14, 2012, 10:43:54 PM »

Jammi German was one that always made me laugh (American Football)

Not so lucky now... http://articles.latimes.com/1996-06-21/sports/sp-17066_1_miami-heat

And Could He Play · « **Reply #150 on:** June 14, 2012, 10:49:00 PM »

Jammi german hahahahahahahaa

Red_Mist · « **Reply #151 on:** June 14, 2012, 11:03:12 PM »

Moses Regular made me chuckle as well (American football again).

Always had All Bran for brekkie.

Stevie-A · « **Reply #152 on:** June 14, 2012, 11:18:15 PM »

Former NASCAR champion Dick Trickle http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle
Ski jumper Andreas Wank http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Wank
Japanese Volleyball player Yoshie Takeshita http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshie_Takeshita

LanceLink · « **Reply #153 on:** June 14, 2012, 11:23:17 PM »

Not a funny name but a mildly amusing SSN slip......

Wish Matrix · « **Reply #154 on:** June 15, 2012, 04:58:32 AM »

Quote from: LanceLink on June 14, 2012, 11:23:17 PM

Not a funny name but a mildly amusing SSN slip......

Says it all about Dempsey. He's shit.

Apollo · « **Reply #155 on:** June 18, 2012, 04:00:34 AM »

Heard Kenny and Damien were set to sign this one.

tepy75 · « **Reply #156 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:16:59 AM »

poor lad...(no need to pronounce his name)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Vorm

WEST HAM PAUL · « **Reply #157 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:38:42 AM »

BBC Sports reporter

Ben Dirs

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Dirs

I went to school with him I was more disturbed that he's a Tottenham fan

What were his parents thinking

givemekaliber · « **Reply #158 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:49:43 AM »

Dick Trickle - Nascar driver
Ron Tugnutt- Dallas stars NHL player
Coco Crisp - Red sox player
Carlos Boozer -basketball player

Not footy stars but funny as fook

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #159 on:** June 18, 2012, 02:56:42 PM »

Quote from: WEST HAM PAUL on June 18, 2012, 11:38:42 AM

I went to school with him I was more disturbed that he's a Tottenham fan

What were his parents thinking

That Tottenham are a well run, family club and letting him support them might lead to some sort of happiness later in life. Presumably.