Just had another text from Fordy. Charlie has been calling him on a regular basis since the season finished. Apparantly, Charlie has been on a strict diet of faggots, pies, chips, cake, biscuits, burgers, the odd kebab, deep fried spam and fizzy pop with every meal. The man boobs are coming on a treat with slight chaffing whilst wearing shorts. He does not seem to think that carrying the extra weigh will be a problem.
His pre season has already started, three touches with his left foot then a long 40 yard hoof forward. 5 yard run, deep breath, pant, spit, swig of fizzy pop then a sharp lunge with the intent on taking out the nearest opponant.