Working-class hero.
Anyone delighted at this news should hang their heads. He has run his bollocks off for this club, scored some great and important goals and has never, ever hidden.
Good luck Dirk.
"Shout, Kuyt,
Let it all out,
He scores the goals
That we're singing about,
Come on!
Com on!,
Shout, Kuyt,
Let it all out,
He's big, bad and Dutch,
And he puts it about,
Come on!"