So they're replacing one tremendously talented physical specimen who is a diving, cheating shithouse, and replacing him with a physical specimen who's not as talented but just as likely to dive, cheat, and be a shithouse.
For £38m.
To play alongside their £50m striker.
Or instead of their £20m reserve striker who's started four games.
Receiving passes from their new £32m winger.
Without having a manager.
Roman Abramovic... please, just fuck off.