My wife laughed so hard her tits shook.
Macca resplendent!A colossus bestriding the moral high ground as ever.
Its all about winning shiny things.
David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
Aquilani is better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi and Beckenbauer put together.
Has to be the boogie woogie bugle boy of company B
I do like Andy Zaltzman but its got to be John Oliver for me.
Rafa made it so that you didn't give a shit which fucking ball emerged from Platini's jar.