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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1720 on: June 16, 2012, 10:38:33 PM »
it was funny though.
But if you dont like her, which I dont, then it just makes you think shut up you little c*nt, cant wait for her to get evicted and get loads of abuse.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1721 on: June 16, 2012, 10:41:44 PM »
But if you dont like her, which I dont, then it just makes you think shut up you little c*nt, cant wait for her to get evicted and get loads of abuse.

ha ha, you proper hate her dont yer
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1722 on: June 16, 2012, 10:44:38 PM »
thats lydia is always in the middle of it
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1723 on: June 16, 2012, 10:45:28 PM »
ha ha, you proper hate her dont yer
Yup ;D

Didnt mind her at first, but its clear she is a snotty stuck up little mare who thinks she is better then everyone else because of her fucking postcode and the c*nts she hangs about with.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1724 on: June 16, 2012, 11:07:37 PM »
Yup ;D

Didnt mind her at first, but its clear she is a snotty stuck up little mare who thinks she is better then everyone else because of her fucking postcode and the c*nts she hangs about with.
You on about the one who had the task convincing the other two she was some posh titled fucker?
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1725 on: June 16, 2012, 11:10:21 PM »
You on about the one who had the task convincing the other two she was some posh titled fucker?
Yup.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1726 on: June 16, 2012, 11:12:21 PM »
Yup.
Fair enough mate. I still cant take to any of them, its only been the kicks off's that have kept me viewing.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1727 on: June 16, 2012, 11:44:16 PM »
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1728 on: June 17, 2012, 10:05:55 PM »
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Caroline is brilliant  :lmao

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1729 on: June 17, 2012, 10:47:08 PM »
So they are picking on Deana, nice.

Love these devides, really shows the c*nts up.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1730 on: June 18, 2012, 08:31:21 AM »
shite without fatboy......
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1731 on: June 18, 2012, 05:25:55 PM »
Nominations happened today, the ones up for eviction are:


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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1732 on: June 18, 2012, 05:33:21 PM »
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1734 on: June 18, 2012, 06:40:30 PM »
got to say i dont like this being able to talk about nominations shite.I can see the argument that it creates tension andand a chance of staying in. shit, but it means the thickos stand a chance of staying in.
even those without the concept of toilets form a group and if you're one of them you care about these motherfucking free-shitters and you conform to their norms. Because if you fucking didn't they would send you back into the world of toilet usage.

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1735 on: June 18, 2012, 06:55:11 PM »
Dunno if it's been covered in here yet, but what do we think of them being able to discuss nominations this year? Don't think I'm a fan and I'm really not sure why they've felt the need to change it.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1736 on: June 18, 2012, 07:05:55 PM »
Dont like them being able to discuss the noms..All the skanks are going to gang up as is happening out..Were going to be left with the idiots..Hopefully the better housemates will be able to see whats going on..Ruining the show imo
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1737 on: June 18, 2012, 07:33:17 PM »
Thing is they do it anyway, they always have done, using codes and stuff, its one of the reasons for so many sound dips when the live feed was going, they would let a certain amount slide and do them when it was very obvious and overt and if they wanted to sway or manipulate the way voting was going. Also the punishments never ever fucking worked, they still carried on doing it. So I think do away with it and let them talk, let us be entertained by the back stabbing and double dealing.

I like it, it adds a new dimension to things, seeing some proper snidey behaviour going on, I dont think this is much to do with them being able to talk about it, I think its just the group thats in there this year, they are over all very unlikeable. Particularly Lydia, who is the biggest talker when it comes to noms, she is really fucking devious.

They can always go back to it next year.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1738 on: June 18, 2012, 07:56:59 PM »
im not a fan of it, ill still watch the show but i do think it spoils it. Part of the fun for me anyways was seeing people trying to figure out who to vote for in order for that person to go up,or for themselves to stay in.The way they are doing it this year, as has been said already,the shite ones,retards, thickos and general idiots will stay in.Last year was great because arron?? i think it was arron anyways, was never going to win it,the housemates were all wanting him out, butt due to him being fairly clever stayed in due to tactics .This year all the thickos with half a brain between them will and have ganged up.Yes it creates tension and backstabbing etc but it ruins it a bit for me.

PS mouth...I thought the reason for all the sound dips in live feeds was because branding and naming of famous people etc?????
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1739 on: June 18, 2012, 08:14:35 PM »
thing is the real canny ones / biggest arlearses, will say one thing to the group and then do another when in the chair....Lydia for example...wily as a fox and fast becoming my favourite housemate.....the fact that I want to bang her till my fillings fall out is neither here nor there...
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1740 on: June 18, 2012, 08:17:25 PM »
thing is the real canny ones / biggest arlearses, will say one thing to the group and then do another when in the chair....Lydia for example...wily as a fox and fast becoming my favourite housemate.....the fact that I want to bang her till my fillings fall out is neither here nor there...
eeeeeeew shes rank
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1741 on: June 18, 2012, 10:03:14 PM »
Have to say Benedict was spot on about that Scott, fake as a tinsel christmas tree that c*nt is, he is from fucking macclesfield and he talks like that? Fuck off, its a put on.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1742 on: June 18, 2012, 10:15:21 PM »
Eat the fish eye hahahahaha
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1743 on: June 18, 2012, 10:28:05 PM »
They have two Eames recliners in there, well they wont be real, but bet they dont appreciate them, the plebs.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1744 on: June 19, 2012, 10:16:20 PM »
That Aaron is a proper little c*nt, totally gone to his head him staying in over fatboy.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1745 on: June 19, 2012, 10:22:02 PM »
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1746 on: June 19, 2012, 10:32:18 PM »
Why is this thread so quiet lately?
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1747 on: June 19, 2012, 10:37:53 PM »
Why is this thread so quiet lately?

People might be behind with it and don't want to find out who's up for eviction etc!
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1748 on: June 19, 2012, 10:38:58 PM »
Good christ this Lauren tart is not going to handle being nominated too well....   she's an emotional wreck at the best of times!

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1749 on: June 19, 2012, 10:40:04 PM »
People might be behind with it and don't want to find out who's up for eviction etc!

Yeah that's my excuse, I'm usually downloading the day after, me being in Ireland.  In work tonight though and have C5 here

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1750 on: June 19, 2012, 10:46:05 PM »
Why is this thread so quiet lately?

Happened last couple of series..Probably because theres only so much you can say about the housemates. Their easy to figure out and it becomes a bit monotonous saying the same ol shit about them.There were times last year and only me and Mouth were on here..It became a bit monotonous talking to myself...and Mouth :)
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1751 on: June 19, 2012, 10:55:06 PM »
Hahaha Lydia is a fucking loony, my fiance will be supporting you because you are my friend, didnt she fucking nom him? Fucking snake!

Happened last couple of series..Probably because theres only so much you can say about the housemates. Their easy to figure out and it becomes a bit monotonous saying the same ol shit about them.There were times last year and only me and Mouth were on here..It became a bit monotonous talking to myself...and Mouth :)
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1752 on: June 19, 2012, 10:56:36 PM »
Hahaha Lydia is a fucking loony, my fiance will be supporting you because you are my friend, didnt she fucking nom him? Fucking snake!
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1753 on: June 19, 2012, 10:56:54 PM »
Lauren is so tasty.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1754 on: June 19, 2012, 10:58:27 PM »
Lauren is so tasty.
Nah still cant get past the image of her being a sweaty baby.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1755 on: June 19, 2012, 11:00:48 PM »
Has it been clarified that Deana is in fact, a female?
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1756 on: June 19, 2012, 11:04:34 PM »
Has it been clarified that Deana is in fact, a female?

No..its been a concern of mine and have being holding mysekf back from liking her in case of some big announcement to the fact tat she is indeed a ladyman.


Im confused also as to who are and who arent the trannys anymore on bit on the sides audience...

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1757 on: June 19, 2012, 11:04:49 PM »
Has it been clarified that Deana is in fact, a female?

Please she has to be female  :-\ ...  I fancy the fcuk out of her!!!

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1758 on: June 19, 2012, 11:06:12 PM »
Has it been clarified that Deana is in fact, a female?
If you are doubting that one, you need help.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1759 on: June 19, 2012, 11:14:23 PM »
How is yer one Carloline favourite to win this?

If I was having a bet I'd probably back Shievonne.  Maybe Adam, although personally I think he's a knob!