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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1120 on: June 9, 2012, 10:18:47 PM »
Who let Slim shady into the house.
He's almost like Daryl the Albino
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1121 on: June 9, 2012, 10:18:51 PM »
First time in a couple of years i think i've switched over to this shite - "your feet and hands are connected to your body"...fuck me, really!!!
"You have to admire animals. Hamster spun round in a wheel three times bigger than him and abruptly lands on his back. Then just gets up and carries on as if nothing happened! If that was a human he'd be helicoptered to hospital, off work for 6 months have back issues for 20 years and then start legal proceedings against the wheels owner"

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1122 on: June 9, 2012, 10:20:17 PM »
Fucks that Aaron got on. Walking round in a tea towel.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1123 on: June 9, 2012, 10:20:17 PM »
First time in a couple of years i think i've switched over to this shite - "your feet and hands are connected to your body"...fuck me, really!!!
Well there not. You feet are attached to your legs and your hands to your arms, which are attached to your body ;)
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1124 on: June 9, 2012, 10:22:03 PM »
The young Quentin Crisp is in the hizowse!
Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter.

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1125 on: June 9, 2012, 10:22:29 PM »
Lydia is fit, how can you not agree?
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1126 on: June 9, 2012, 10:23:16 PM »
Lydia is fit, how can you not agree?
Because she has a funny looking face. Like some kind of wooden witch puppet
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1127 on: June 9, 2012, 10:23:45 PM »
Lydia is fit, how can you not agree?

7/10 - Shes a fucking c*nt aswell so all together thats a 6/10.

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1128 on: June 9, 2012, 10:23:54 PM »
~I'll pull her strings.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1129 on: June 9, 2012, 10:24:20 PM »
If we get Suarez I'll show my arse in front of a packed Kop.

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1130 on: June 9, 2012, 10:24:24 PM »
Lydia is fit, how can you not agree?

Really?

Mate - she would do your nut in.

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1131 on: June 9, 2012, 10:24:28 PM »
7/10 - Shes a fucking c*nt aswell so all together thats a 6/10.

A c*nt you say......


i might as well marry her.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1132 on: June 9, 2012, 10:24:39 PM »
Looks like we're going to get some tits on TV after the break.














Thanks for that you fat twat.

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1133 on: June 9, 2012, 10:24:40 PM »
Lydia is fit, how can you not agree?
Body yes, mind, face and soul, not so much. Terrible personality on her, desperate fame hungry ego as well.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1134 on: June 9, 2012, 10:24:59 PM »
"I fink me n you rrr ganna kick off then"

Id be to busy pissing my sides on the floor to argue back. Squeaky c*nt.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1135 on: June 9, 2012, 10:25:10 PM »
lol. is that fat guy on helium
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1136 on: June 9, 2012, 10:25:14 PM »
Really?

Mate - she would do your nut in.

dealt with worse than her.

Going to google the fuck out of her now.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1137 on: June 9, 2012, 10:25:40 PM »
7/10 - Shes a fucking c*nt aswell so all together thats a 6/10.

5/10 with make up.

3.5 without make up.

2 without make up and going on and on.

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1138 on: June 9, 2012, 10:26:18 PM »
How intimidating would he be

"looks like where going to kick off over this".

In that voice, ....i would just burst out laughing, stand up and slap him across the face with a trout.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1139 on: June 9, 2012, 10:26:48 PM »
Lydia a 7/10?  :o
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1140 on: June 9, 2012, 10:29:10 PM »
Fuck it, I'd shag Lydia

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1141 on: June 9, 2012, 10:29:50 PM »

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1142 on: June 9, 2012, 10:29:57 PM »
Fuck it, I'd shag Lydia

finally, some sense

although i'd shag the fat one, so not sure is just sex counts.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1143 on: June 9, 2012, 10:30:16 PM »
Here comes Pauls bird again

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1144 on: June 9, 2012, 10:30:24 PM »
Oh God, look at this mess coming in
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1145 on: June 9, 2012, 10:30:46 PM »
A double bluff would be her leaving....fuck off you dickhead.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1146 on: June 9, 2012, 10:31:14 PM »
The fuck are my eyes seeing here.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1147 on: June 9, 2012, 10:31:15 PM »
best entrance ever.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1148 on: June 9, 2012, 10:31:44 PM »
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1149 on: June 9, 2012, 10:31:55 PM »
although i'd shag the fat one, so not sure is just sex counts.
Its his high voice that does it isnt it.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1150 on: June 9, 2012, 10:31:58 PM »
best entrance ever.

Is that what you said when you boned her?

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1151 on: June 9, 2012, 10:32:08 PM »

Easily.
What would you give....


Beyonce?
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1152 on: June 9, 2012, 10:32:18 PM »
Can't stand this heffer.

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1153 on: June 9, 2012, 10:32:26 PM »
Now what would have been funnier was it not pissing down, as the doors would have been locked and that fat c*nt would have slammed into them like a bastard.
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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1154 on: June 9, 2012, 10:32:42 PM »
finally, some sense

although i'd shag the fat one, so not sure is just sex counts.

 ;D

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1155 on: June 9, 2012, 10:32:59 PM »
What would you give....


Beyonce?

10/10 - perfection, just about - no?

Alright, Lydia 5/10. But anybody who says they wouldn't isn't straight.

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1156 on: June 9, 2012, 10:33:15 PM »
I must admit, I do like a bit of bingo wingage

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1157 on: June 9, 2012, 10:33:24 PM »
Now what would have been funnier was it not pissing down, as the doors would have been locked and that fat c*nt would have slammed into them like a bastard.

 ;D

Yeah and knocked the bitch out.

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1158 on: June 9, 2012, 10:33:31 PM »
Its his high voice that does it isnt it.

bastard
Is that what you said when you boned her?

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Re: Big Brother 2012 (no spoilers)
« Reply #1159 on: June 9, 2012, 10:33:54 PM »
"I hate team spirit"....erm...

"I like real food like bacon"
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