Who let Slim shady into the house.
If we get Suarez I'll show my arse in front of a packed Kop.
Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.
First time in a couple of years i think i've switched over to this shite - "your feet and hands are connected to your body"...fuck me, really!!!
Lydia is fit, how can you not agree?
~I'll pull her strings.
7/10 - Shes a fucking c*nt aswell so all together thats a 6/10.
Really? Mate - she would do your nut in.
IT'S STILL MARCH YOU JUG EARED CRISP FONDLER
I like Bill.
Billo's a genius.
Bills an icon.
Lydia a 7/10?
Fuck it, I'd shag Lydia
Here comes Pauls bird again
although i'd shag the fat one, so not sure is just sex counts.
best entrance ever.
finally, some sensealthough i'd shag the fat one, so not sure is just sex counts.
What would you give....Beyonce?
Now what would have been funnier was it not pissing down, as the doors would have been locked and that fat c*nt would have slammed into them like a bastard.
Its his high voice that does it isnt it.
Is that what you said when you boned her?
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