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Offline Fat Scouser

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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #40 on: September 24, 2012, 05:52:14 PM »
Find the post pissing dog, or the cat gets it.

PS... someone dig up Shanklyboys post about the kittens in a bag. Great stuff.
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #41 on: September 24, 2012, 05:52:14 PM »
 ;D :lmao
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #42 on: September 24, 2012, 06:17:45 PM »
It's a real problem in my view.

So many cats. So few fuckin recipes.  :no :no :no
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #43 on: September 24, 2012, 06:29:29 PM »
Quote from: oddball2514 on September 24, 2012, 08:58:09 AM
Has anyone else seen the bat that flys round the Kop? Maybe if we catch that round Halloween...i dont know where this is going, so im going to stop.
Was giving it " a bat, a bat, a bat.......!" at yesterdays game when 1 was flying around us in 208
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #44 on: September 29, 2012, 02:16:52 AM »
Put out a bowl of milk tonight.  Feel extremely confident.  Four goals.
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #45 on: September 29, 2012, 02:20:13 AM »
We need something from a smiling Glen Johnson
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #46 on: September 29, 2012, 02:38:16 AM »
hahaha class   :lmao :lmao
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #47 on: September 29, 2012, 03:04:14 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #48 on: September 29, 2012, 03:14:13 AM »
after some of the refereeing decisions this season...
suprised the kop hasnt been singing.'A twat..a twat...a twat a twat a twat '
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #49 on: September 29, 2012, 04:55:27 PM »
The milk for the stray did the trick.  I am a genius.
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #50 on: September 29, 2012, 04:58:18 PM »
This thread just got a lot better  ;D
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #51 on: September 29, 2012, 05:01:13 PM »
I reckon Sir HF collared it in that boozer he was going in today before  the matchand made a sacrifice to the footballing Gods
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #52 on: September 29, 2012, 05:03:26 PM »
:lmao
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #53 on: October 24, 2012, 01:04:07 AM »
Shameless paranoid bump.

I have put out a meal twice now the night before the game.  Both resulted in wins.  My "Feed the stray cat" math is sound.

Instead of taking credit for being awesome, I will instead take the blame for being too "occupied" to put out a meal for a stray the night before the stoke game.

Here is the problem...  I am away to the parents house this weekend and am watching Liverpool v smurfs on a delay.   So... Parent's neighborhood has zero stray cats.  For the love of baby Jebus and all that his holy, will someone else please volunteer to assume the mantel of superstition and feed a stray this Saturday night?

Very Truly yours,

Delusional American Fan
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #54 on: October 24, 2012, 01:16:15 AM »
Quote from: Kop Yank on October 24, 2012, 01:04:07 AM
Shameless paranoid bump.

I have put out a meal twice now the night before the game.  Both resulted in wins.  My "Feed the stray cat" math is sound.

Instead of taking credit for being awesome, I will instead take the blame for being too "occupied" to put out a meal for a stray the night before the stoke game.

Here is the problem...  I am away to the parents house this weekend and am watching Liverpool v smurfs on a delay.   So... Parent's neighborhood has zero stray cats.  For the love of baby Jebus and all that his holy, will someone else please volunteer to assume the mantel of superstition and feed a stray this Saturday night?

Very Truly yours,

Delusional American Fan

Godspeed Kop Yank. ~salute~
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #55 on: October 24, 2012, 01:43:55 AM »
Quote from: Kop Yank on October 24, 2012, 01:04:07 AM
Shameless paranoid bump.

I have put out a meal twice now the night before the game.  Both resulted in wins.  My "Feed the stray cat" math is sound.

Instead of taking credit for being awesome, I will instead take the blame for being too "occupied" to put out a meal for a stray the night before the stoke game.

Here is the problem...  I am away to the parents house this weekend and am watching Liverpool v smurfs on a delay.   So... Parent's neighborhood has zero stray cats.  For the love of baby Jebus and all that his holy, will someone else please volunteer to assume the mantel of superstition and feed a stray this Saturday night?

Very Truly yours,

Delusional American Fan

What if it turns out you are the only chosen and special one?  It has not been proven that a cat fed elsewhere would work.  :o ???
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2012, 02:12:17 AM »
I propose that instead of "feeding a stray cat" we can flip it and "feed a RAT"....... :o :o

Thus when "the lord" see's all the Liverpool fans feeding those lovely little rats....... :o :o

He will reward us with 3 x Own Goals scored by Everton ( possibly Phil Neville ) which will bring a smile to all our faces..... ;D ;D
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #57 on: October 24, 2012, 03:45:34 AM »
Quote from: Kop Yank on October 24, 2012, 01:04:07 AM
Shameless paranoid bump.

I have put out a meal twice now the night before the game.  Both resulted in wins.  My "Feed the stray cat" math is sound.

Instead of taking credit for being awesome, I will instead take the blame for being too "occupied" to put out a meal for a stray the night before the stoke game.

Here is the problem...  I am away to the parents house this weekend and am watching Liverpool v smurfs on a delay.   So... Parent's neighborhood has zero stray cats.  For the love of baby Jebus and all that his holy, will someone else please volunteer to assume the mantel of superstition and feed a stray this Saturday night?

Very Truly yours,

Delusional American Fan

you are a hero. I love this thread.
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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #58 on: October 24, 2012, 07:01:13 AM »
Quote from: forrest1980 on October 24, 2012, 02:12:17 AM
I propose that instead of "feeding a stray cat" we can flip it and "feed a RAT"....... :o :o

Thus when "the lord" see's all the Liverpool fans feeding those lovely little rats....... :o :o

He will reward us with 3 x Own Goals scored by Everton ( possibly Phil Neville ) which will bring a smile to all our faces..... ;D ;D

Are u suggesting we offer food to Gary Neville?

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Re: Anfield Cat
« Reply #59 on: October 24, 2012, 07:52:35 AM »




Don't blame the little kitty....


It was spitting cobra wannabe Diouf who cursed us...  do a google search on "spit diouf witchcraft"...


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