Author Topic: Tips for Interviewees for LFC manager post. 1. How to win over LFC fans (Read 7345 times)

FitzLFC80 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 18, 2012, 04:09:24 PM »

Quote from: Cruiser on May 18, 2012, 02:12:25 PM

Tell them you can't wait to see Linda Pizutti in the flesh.

Why, is she any good?

Chazz · « **Reply #41 on:** May 18, 2012, 04:47:49 PM »

Quote from: FitzLFC80 on May 18, 2012, 04:09:24 PM

Why, is she any good?

I've heard she's a decent center mid and has a blistering shot from 35 yards out...

SpartanRed · « **Reply #42 on:** May 18, 2012, 05:07:33 PM »

Quote from: conman on May 18, 2012, 02:08:42 PM

1. Ensure you first name is Rafa
2. Don't be a famous Tennis player
3. Despise whiskey nose
4. Make us boss again
5. Respect the fans & city

kevinbrodie · « **Reply #43 on:** May 18, 2012, 05:44:27 PM »

This:
1. Ensure you first name is Rafa
2. Don't be a famous Tennis player
3. Despise whiskey nose
4. Make us boss again
5. Respect the fans & city

Zend...en the clowns · « **Reply #44 on:** May 18, 2012, 06:15:44 PM »

Three words.

Make Us Dream.

ScouserAtHeart · « **Reply #45 on:** May 18, 2012, 06:18:59 PM »

Quote from: Harinder on May 18, 2012, 02:06:50 PM

Ensure you know the nickname for Everton... consult Dirk to get the right answer

The Ev?

Captain Marko Ramius · « **Reply #46 on:** May 18, 2012, 06:20:14 PM »

Be Rafa Benitez. Otherwise you're fucked by the looks of it

El Ninos Black Eye · « **Reply #47 on:** May 18, 2012, 07:27:46 PM »

To win over the fans he must have a goatee and call himself Rafa.

kkjellquist · « **Reply #48 on:** May 18, 2012, 07:30:33 PM »

Do not rub your face vigorously and then smell your own ass!

sushared · « **Reply #49 on:** May 18, 2012, 07:35:01 PM »

when in tense situation take the Buddha sitting position.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #50 on:** May 18, 2012, 07:37:46 PM »

Quote from: WavertreeRed on May 18, 2012, 02:24:27 PM

Do better than 8th in the league & 2 cup finals or the whole fanbase will expect your contract to be terminated immediately

this.

whoever the new man is, he will be gone by christmas. poor sod.

unless he wins his first 10 games 10-0

riismeister · « **Reply #51 on:** May 18, 2012, 07:40:57 PM »

17. Win

oovavu · « **Reply #52 on:** May 18, 2012, 07:43:12 PM »

Don't be a quim.

Redeo · « **Reply #53 on:** May 18, 2012, 07:50:02 PM »

Don't use the word "famous" to describe any victory you may achieve.
Approach winning as normal and losing as an exceptional abnormality.

DaftKev · « **Reply #54 on:** May 18, 2012, 08:17:22 PM »

Be clean and fresh.

montysmum · « **Reply #55 on:** May 18, 2012, 08:37:58 PM »

Tell the fans not to expect going to Wembley again because we dont do cups any more.

Tell the fans to expect to see kids and reserves in all cup competitions.

Tell the fans that you expect only to be there one season and then get sacked if you are not in 4th spot.

Tell the fans you dont know the words of YNWA but it doesn't matter, it's just a song.

Tell the fans we live to make money and nothing else matters.

Tell the fans the boot room philosophy and beliefs are old fashioned and PR and media savvy is king now.

That should do nicely.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #56 on:** May 18, 2012, 08:48:14 PM »

Quote from: montysmum on May 18, 2012, 08:37:58 PM

Tell the fans not to expect going to Wembley again because we dont do cups any more.

Tell the fans to expect to see kids and reserves in all cup competitions.

Tell the fans that you expect only to be there one season and then get sacked if you are not in 4th spot.

Tell the fans you dont know the words of YNWA but it doesn't matter, it's just a song.

Tell the fans we live to make money and nothing else matters.

Tell the fans the boot room philosophy and beliefs are old fashioned and PR and media savvy is king now.

That should do nicely.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #57 on:** May 18, 2012, 08:52:26 PM »

Quote from: riismeister on May 18, 2012, 07:40:57 PM

17. Win

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/YaHXk2Kyi0w?version=3&amp" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/YaHXk2Kyi0w?version=3&amp</a>

WavertreeRed · « **Reply #58 on:** May 18, 2012, 10:39:50 PM »

Quote from: montysmum on May 18, 2012, 08:37:58 PM

Tell the fans not to expect going to Wembley again because we dont do cups any more.

Tell the fans to expect to see kids and reserves in all cup competitions.

Tell the fans that you expect only to be there one season and then get sacked if you are not in 4th spot.

Tell the fans you dont know the words of YNWA but it doesn't matter, it's just a song.

Tell the fans we live to make money and nothing else matters.

Tell the fans the boot room philosophy and beliefs are old fashioned and PR and media savvy is king now.

That should do nicely.

I think Ian Ayre took you literally tthere.

AJL · « **Reply #59 on:** May 18, 2012, 10:53:34 PM »

Be honest.

Be loyal.

Be brave.

Love us properly and we'll probably love you back.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #60 on:** May 18, 2012, 10:56:10 PM »

Quote from: AJL on May 18, 2012, 10:53:34 PM

Be honest.

Be loyal.

Be brave.

Love us properly and we'll probably love you back.

yeah, that'll get the new manager about 4 weeks.

totalimmortal · « **Reply #61 on:** May 18, 2012, 10:58:30 PM »

Quote from: conman on May 18, 2012, 02:08:42 PM

1. Ensure you first name is Rafa
2. Don't be a famous Tennis player
3. Despise whiskey nose
4. Make us boss again
5. Respect the fans & city

I lol'd at #2

NZ Red · « **Reply #62 on:** May 18, 2012, 11:02:22 PM »

Have a goatee and don't look like an owl

Yorkshirered · « **Reply #63 on:** May 18, 2012, 11:19:24 PM »

Don't leave Wigan,Swansea or Norwich to join us

SmithyTheRed · « **Reply #64 on:** May 19, 2012, 12:04:04 AM »

Quote from: oovavu on May 18, 2012, 07:43:12 PM

Don't be a quim.

Class word that - "quim" - just class.

SmithyTheRed · « **Reply #65 on:** May 19, 2012, 12:06:36 AM »

Use the word 'kwality' at least once in every sentence, and end with ',no'.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #66 on:** May 19, 2012, 12:06:42 AM »

Play the 'Do you wonna see a fanny' game, with the interviewer and lock hands....

Harinder · « **Reply #67 on:** May 19, 2012, 12:08:39 AM »

Quote from: macca888 on May 18, 2012, 02:28:10 PM

Do not show off your football naivety by saying you'd love the chance to work with Tixylix Berghaus.

Or make your first signing Edison Roberto Covonia

kennysmen · « **Reply #68 on:** May 19, 2012, 12:22:13 AM »

Sit down and say; you may have heard about me before, I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal, I'm Rafael Benítez.

Trada · « **Reply #69 on:** May 19, 2012, 12:24:24 AM »

Quote from: conman on May 18, 2012, 02:08:42 PM

1. Ensure you first name is Rafa
2. Don't be a famous Tennis player
3. Despise whiskey nose
4. Make us boss again
5. Respect the fans & city

Velky Al · « **Reply #70 on:** May 19, 2012, 01:36:59 AM »

Call football "soccer" and then remind the caterwauling reactionaries that the word was invented in the same country as the game (no, not China).

<ducks and runs for cover>

Velky Al · « **Reply #71 on:** May 19, 2012, 01:38:20 AM »

In all seriousness though:

1. be Rafa
2. if in doubt, see 1

Col · « **Reply #72 on:** May 19, 2012, 03:35:02 AM »

"Football Manager... completed that."

ArgImAPirate · « **Reply #73 on:** May 19, 2012, 03:47:09 AM »

Quote from: redmanphil on May 18, 2012, 03:26:24 PM

Martinez has Spanish accent.
Rodgers has an Irish accent.

Why do you think they're in the running?

kcbworth · « **Reply #74 on:** May 19, 2012, 04:31:05 AM »

Ok listening to fans over the last days:

* Don't try to compete at the top. Trying to compete can only mean all we care about is the CL
* If we win a domestic cup, particularly the first one on offer, stop trying because cups are so much more important than competing at the top
* Don't try to enhance revenues for more investment... money is evil
* Don't be ambitious... when we do poorly, say it's ok and TLW!
* Finish the season going backwards... particularly at home. That's the shit!

I have no idea why people want this, but it's clearly the way based on almost every thread on here over the last 3 days

Rafa_La · « **Reply #75 on:** May 19, 2012, 04:45:22 AM »

Quote from: Calm_Down_x3 on May 18, 2012, 03:14:40 PM

Keep both hands well AWAY from your chin/face when you're feeling frustrated/anxious/perplexed.

Dont forget the bottom/arse rubbing

Doc Evil · « **Reply #76 on:** May 19, 2012, 11:42:25 AM »

1. Ensure your name rhymes with Denitez

MrGrumpy · « **Reply #77 on:** May 19, 2012, 11:57:44 AM »

Quote

1. Don't speak with an English accent.

2. Accept most of the media are shite talking dickheads and deal with them accordingly

3. An impressive first press conference

4. say derogatory things about Mr Alex Ferguson and call everton a small club.

5. Don't slag off Rafa and King Kenny in public, they are both legends.

6. Don't be afraid to put stalwart players out to pasture when they are past their best.

macca888 · « **Reply #78 on:** May 19, 2012, 06:25:52 PM »

Quote from: Harinder on May 19, 2012, 12:08:39 AM

Or make your first signing Edison Roberto Covonia

And do not enquire about taking Yossi Benylin on loan.

One of these · « **Reply #79 on:** May 19, 2012, 07:02:12 PM »

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Win games, all sorts

You must be kind, you must be witty
Beat the Mancs: Utd and City
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets

Never let the team miss sitters
Never give us losses to the bitters
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water

I'll get my goat