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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #40 on: May 15, 2012, 11:11:30 PM »
He who is without sin, cast the first stone!

Some past shockers of our own.   :puke2

The gold away was boss but the Carlsberg bit used to peel off, like a few of our tops in the '90s. The two in the middle were admittedly mental but seemed quite apt on David James.

The orange one I still have, used to love playing in goal with the barely padded forearms. Think I got it for £13 from JJB. Doesn't fit now unfortunately  :'(

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #41 on: May 15, 2012, 11:38:22 PM »
Yep.  Campos wins that one, outright.



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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #42 on: May 15, 2012, 11:40:22 PM »
Belongs in best kit ever thread


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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2012, 12:30:20 AM »
This shirt soon got ditched when the symbols were spotted.



Holy fuck how did they miss that?
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2012, 12:31:55 AM »
Holy fuck how did they miss Lotto think they would get away with that?

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #45 on: May 16, 2012, 12:35:05 AM »
What's the problem with the Fiorentina shirt? I don't see it, & yes, I'm being genuine.
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #46 on: May 16, 2012, 12:36:59 AM »
What's the problem with the Fiorentina shirt? I don't see it, & yes, I'm being genuine.

Nazi symbols.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #47 on: May 16, 2012, 12:38:53 AM »
What's the problem with the Fiorentina shirt? I don't see it, & yes, I'm being genuine.
The swastika's down the sleeves.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #48 on: May 16, 2012, 12:43:23 AM »
Can't say they look like swastikas to me, must be my eyes
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #49 on: May 16, 2012, 12:44:41 AM »
Can't say they look like swastikas to me, must be my eyes

Look around the shoulder area

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #50 on: May 16, 2012, 12:57:27 AM »
Can't say they look like swastikas to me, must be my eyes

Couldn't see it myself first time. But they are there

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2012, 02:01:43 AM »
you need to focus on the black lines of the arrows, not the arrows themselves, took me a while to get it as well to be honest, but yeah it is there

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2012, 02:09:28 AM »
The other thing about the 90's, I think this is when computers were beginning to be used to for designs, in everything not just in footy shirts.

All of a sudden colours like Teal were frequently being used, and different (sometimes quite garish) pallets were displayed on products and shirts.

I remember also video games in the 90's, with their menus (NBA Jam for example), some really weird colours.


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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2012, 03:16:49 AM »


Denim on a football kit, shocking.
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2012, 04:01:02 AM »


Hull City mid 90s.




^ All of those are awesome, as is anything Jorge Campos put on, and our own immortal cartoon keeper kits.

As you move away from the simple, timeless, elegant designs of the classiest kits, you first enter a zone of boringly shit strips, like in shades of grey with pointless sporty stripes and tedious watermarks and what have you, such as the ones posted on the previous page, which are unarguably, irredeemably awful. But once you've passed on through that zone into zanier waters, they start getting so fucking batshit weird and adventurous that you have to just sit back and admire it, as a piece of art.

It's all about time & place, and if something stands out as either being absolutely of its era, or utterly distinct from everything around it (sometimes it's both, somehow), then it has some worth to me. It's not enough just to be multicoloured and loud - they need to try really hard, incorporating Vorticism, Pointillist elements, whatever pushes the envelope. Give me sharp art deco angles. Ben-Day dots. Filthy glam animal print.
If you want to play it safe with the home & away strips, then fair enough; just go to town on the 3rd kit. A world without mental football stars saying, doing and wearing crazy shit isn't worth contemplating.  8)
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2012, 04:09:10 AM »
^ All of those are awesome, as is anything Jorge Campos put on, and our own immortal cartoon keeper kits.

As you move away from the simple, timeless, elegant designs of the classiest kits, you first enter a zone of boringly shit strips, like in shades of grey with pointless sporty stripes and tedious watermarks and what have you, such as the ones posted on the previous page, which are unarguably, irredeemably awful. But once you've passed on through that zone into zanier waters, they start getting so fucking batshit weird and adventurous that you have to just sit back and admire it, as a piece of art.

It's all about time & place, and if something stands out as either being absolutely of its era, or utterly distinct from everything around it (sometimes it's both, somehow), then it has some worth to me. It's not enough just to be multicoloured and loud - they need to try really hard, incorporating Vorticism, Pointillist elements, whatever pushes the envelope. Give me sharp art deco angles. Ben-Day dots. Filthy glam animal print.
If you want to play it safe with the home & away strips, then fair enough; just go to town on the 3rd kit. A world without mental football stars saying, doing and wearing crazy shit isn't worth contemplating.  8)
Ok. I'm sold.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2012, 04:20:35 AM »
Goalkeeping kits in the mid-late 90s got a bit weird...







You need sunglasses and earmuffs just to look at them.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2012, 04:43:33 AM »
Come on, you have to admit that Campos' effort is inspired - it's not just shamelessly flamboyant, it makes him appear a larger target. Anything to gain the slightest psychological advantage in 1-on-1s; probably worked a treat on all but the most cold and clinical of finishers.

It's basically a big gay neon runway for directing shots at his body. ;D
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2012, 06:35:05 AM »
Champions.


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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2012, 07:06:57 AM »
This shirt soon got ditched when the symbols were spotted.


When our proposed new third shirt was first being discussed (tribal sleeves, purple) my mind flashed to this. Oh Christ  :o

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #60 on: May 16, 2012, 08:28:23 AM »
They were only around for one season, I think, and this kit may have been the reason why.  The Colorado Caribous, of the NASL:




Oh, and the away kit:


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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #61 on: May 16, 2012, 08:33:23 AM »
They were only around for one season, I think, and this kit may have been the reason why.  The Colorado Caribous, of the NASL:



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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #62 on: May 16, 2012, 09:05:02 AM »
You need sunglasses and earmuffs just to look at them.

Didn't Campos say that was the idea? Having intentionally bright and loud kits so as to put off the oncoming striker. Or something to that effect.
Not saying it worked, but sure he mentioned in an interview that was the idea behind it.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #63 on: May 16, 2012, 09:43:31 AM »
It's not quite as bad as I remember it, but in the summer of 2002 we were Champions, and double winners and things were looking good at Highbury (I still think the 2001-2 squad was our best under Wenger). And then we came out with a new badge, which looked like a child's toy brand logo like Fischer Price.. and this shirt. Christ. I haven't bought a shirt since the 2000/2 one for a reason.


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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #64 on: May 16, 2012, 09:45:29 AM »
They were only around for one season, I think, and this kit may have been the reason why.  The Colorado Caribous, of the NASL:

that for real? looks like a cheerleader outfit

took me a while to figure that fiorentina kit out

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #65 on: May 16, 2012, 10:49:35 AM »
They were only around for one season, I think, and this kit may have been the reason why.  The Colorado Caribous, of the NASL:

Hahahaha that's hillarious!
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #66 on: May 16, 2012, 11:11:16 AM »


Stoke's early 90's away kit.



Celtic tend to have some rotten away shirts.
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #67 on: May 16, 2012, 11:44:46 AM »




Theres something wrong with the Man Utd shirts not the design[even though it's rank], but something else, can anyone guess? ;)

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #68 on: May 16, 2012, 11:48:32 AM »




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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #69 on: May 16, 2012, 11:49:24 AM »
I actually really want to own that Mexico shirt. It is so weird that makes it look good.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #70 on: May 16, 2012, 11:50:43 AM »


Stoke's early 90's away kit.



Celtic tend to have some rotten away shirts.

That Celtic away kit was quite nice, quite popular with there fans as well. similar to the kit they had in the mid to late 90s.

Can't find it even though i've done a Google Search, but Man City had an awful away kit around 2001, think it was a Silver Grey shirt, Black shorts[think it was Black shorts] & luminous socks.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #71 on: May 16, 2012, 11:56:50 AM »
Theres something wrong with the Man Utd shirts not the design[even though it's rank], but something else, can anyone guess? ;)

Oh dear, they seem to have accidentally put the wrong PL badges on there. :P

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #72 on: May 16, 2012, 12:01:01 PM »
Whoooooooooooah, bodyform;



Scunthorpe 1994;



Australia, I think 1990;



Surely the worst, Mjondalen IF;

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #74 on: May 16, 2012, 12:53:38 PM »


I've got that mexico one - it's ace :)

Bought it in Cancun :)
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #75 on: May 16, 2012, 01:04:36 PM »
Good grief, what was the theory behind those new United shirts? Was it, they've started to play like c*nts, they might as well look like c*nts? Truly awful.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #76 on: May 16, 2012, 01:42:38 PM »
Good grief, what was the theory behind those new United shirts? Was it, they've started to play like c*nts, they might as well look like c*nts? Truly awful.
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #77 on: May 16, 2012, 01:43:23 PM »
Good grief, what was the theory behind those new United shirts? Was it, they've started to play like c*nts, they might as well look like c*nts? Truly awful.

It's so they can have impromptu picnics with their prawn sarnies.
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #78 on: May 16, 2012, 02:13:29 PM »
Cork City's "Pigeon Shit" kit.



That looks likes something Christian Ronaldo would wear with Jersey Shore sunglasses and pink hot pants.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #79 on: May 16, 2012, 08:29:09 PM »

I love that shirt, summer of 98, Luis Hernandez, Blanco's skill!

Tried to get one when it was out, but no where was selling them. Id bite your hand off for one now.
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