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Worst kits of all time?
« on: May 15, 2012, 06:33:19 PM »
I think this one from VFL Bochum has to be up there



Although I do also love a weird and wacky design every now and then.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 06:35:50 PM »
Any of those ultra high gloss luminous kits were an eyesore to me. Think Barcelona's away shirt in 2006 was one of them, they're not the worst ever mind but I hate them to look at.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 06:40:08 PM »
This was grim

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 06:41:53 PM »
Incredibly bad also

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 06:42:36 PM »
Anyone for a bit of geography?


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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 06:43:31 PM »
I was given this kit when I was at Peterborough.....a long time ago.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2012, 06:44:22 PM »
“When I was in first grade, I went to Catholic school and I can very clearly remember thinking that I'm fucked, because I know I don't know what life is all about, but I know these assholes don't either, and they're the ones who are gonna tell me.”

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 06:53:46 PM »
Quite a few from the 90s including
Arsenal 91/92


Hull City mid 90s.


Man Utd's infamous Grey shirt


Also Man Uts shirt early 90s

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2012, 06:54:44 PM »
He who is without sin, cast the first stone!

Some past shockers of our own.   :puke2


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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2012, 07:01:28 PM »
He who is without sin, cast the first stone!

Some past shockers of our own.   :puke2

Goalkeepers kits in the 90s were quite bad
England 1996


England Grey[officially Indigo Blue, but looked more Grey, bloomin idiots at The FA] kit 1996



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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2012, 07:03:39 PM »
He who is without sin, cast the first stone!

Some past shockers of our own.   :puke2




Hey you cant have keeper tops from the 90's. You just cant

They were all made by the set wardrobe department of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Top gold one wasnt all that bad. Thought the cream one was a bit naff mind
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2012, 07:05:26 PM »
Mexico's goalkeeper in the 90's had a few shockers.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2012, 07:07:19 PM »
Mexico's goalkeeper in the 90's had a few shockers.

Think he was the one who designed his own Kits.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2012, 07:12:48 PM »

Hey you cant have keeper tops from the 90's. You just cant

They were all made by the set wardrobe department of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air


;D   You're not wrong, mind.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2012, 07:15:42 PM »
Yep.  Campos wins that one, outright.


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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2012, 07:16:51 PM »
It's so bad, it's funky.

How the f*ck he was never dope tested for acid, whilst designing thet lot, is beyond me.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2012, 09:55:41 PM »
Yep.  Campos wins that one, outright.

He looks like a swallowtail butterfly with a human head.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2012, 10:01:17 PM »


Getafe Burger King.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2012, 10:03:34 PM »

Getafe Burger King.

Thats hardly printed on every replica shirt?! :o

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2012, 10:11:04 PM »

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Nooooo, that one is genius! ;D
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2012, 10:11:48 PM »



Oh dear, they seem to have accidentally put the wrong PL badges on there. :P
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2012, 10:13:23 PM »


Quite Recent one.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2012, 10:17:55 PM »
This one actually had stripey shorts to match which made it ten times worse but the only link for the full kit pic is from a certain rag.



Always remember being horrified by this Ajax away number that for some reason remained unsold in ly local sports shop.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2012, 10:23:45 PM »
Incredibly bad also



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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2012, 10:25:01 PM »
Incredibly bad also



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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2012, 10:26:34 PM »
ajax one looks like a crystal palace shirt
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2012, 10:27:10 PM »
I think this one from VFL Bochum has to be up there



Although I do also love a weird and wacky design every now and then.
get that on shiteshirt.com ?
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2012, 10:27:30 PM »
This shirt soon got ditched when the symbols were spotted.


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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2012, 10:30:11 PM »
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2012, 10:33:12 PM »
He who is without sin, cast the first stone!

Some past shockers of our own.   :puke2
Had those Goalie kits when I was child,they had some weird material on the inside that made you itch and was impossible to wear.I quite like that yellow away shirt though.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2012, 10:33:46 PM »
Coventry's Brown Kit:
 

 
Aston Villa's 94 away kit:
 

 
Scotland's 91 away kit:
 
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #34 on: May 15, 2012, 10:37:42 PM »
Some shockers there. Clearly the 90's kits are the worst period ever for design. Truly shite

That Coventry brown kit done correctly could be a cool retro top
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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #36 on: May 15, 2012, 10:42:39 PM »
That Coventry brown kit done correctly could be a cool retro top

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #37 on: May 15, 2012, 10:43:35 PM »
Cork City's "Pigeon Shit" kit.

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #38 on: May 15, 2012, 10:47:34 PM »
I always liked it.
Thought it was alright meself

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Re: Worst kits of all time?
« Reply #39 on: May 15, 2012, 10:48:14 PM »
I would have expected Andy Allerton in here posting every Man Utd shirt ever.
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